Lahv Lahn: we can’t get de virus as we’re an island Editio

golondrinas

bottlebrush wrote: »

I cant see posh Kirsten having deano over for high tea to say thanks for saving the day

A text is as far as this will go.

Jordan 199

pc7 wrote: »

God lord, he speaks fast!

He did.

buried

"They gave me the morning off"

Yeah sure when you get the liveline gig fulltime you'll be off all year Damo

dvcireland

Spotted a lady in Dundrum village exactly as the discussion about the Irish liking for the drink commenced, her bag read:

".... Avoid hangovers, stay drunk...."

DoctorEdgeWild

We had some gold this week amidst a sea of banality. Long may Damo continue, just less of the paintings/history lessons and more of the unbelievably crazy characters of the Lahvlahn listenership. Have a good weekend callers and children of de coronavirus generation so to speak.

Must dig out my T shirt of Johnny Cash giving the finger, I might get a mensch on da loiveliann next week!

ButtersSuki

Roger_007 wrote: »

What really defines us as Irish is the ability to argue for hours about things that don’t matter a f**k!

BPKS wrote: »

This caller proves that Irish people really will complain about anything.

Both of the above sum up Da Lahv Lahn so to speak,

withless wrote: »

WOW. She lives in Joe's world.

What? There's another person in Ireland who gets €400,000+ for 75mins wurk, 4 days a week, 9 months of the year?

ButtersSuki

On the subject of T shirts, I own all of these.....and many more....it's kind of been a thing for me.......





You'll need to look closely at this one...so to speak:



Got into an argument with the Woke Police last time I wore this (seriously):



https://www.tshirthell.com/ is a good place for the offensive t shirts so to speak.

Brendan Bendar

Uhmmmm..........are you twelve?

ButtersSuki

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

Uhmmmm..........are you twelve?

I'm sorry, does a sense of humour die at 12?

It's not like I wear them to work Brendan.......

Odyssey 2005

https://www.tshirthell.com/ is a good place for the offensive t shirts so to speak.[/quote]

Love the Brown Charlie one

Brendan Bendar

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I'm sorry, does a sense of humour die at 12?

It's not like I wear them to work Brendan.......

Bang of want about stuff like that Butthers, but who am I to criticise.

Carry on ......and good luck to you.

ButtersSuki

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

Bang of want about stuff like that Butthers, but who am I to criticise.

Carry on ......and good luck to you.

Whatboutery so to speak.....:pac:

I'm only joking. Let's not fall out over this caller.....

ButtersSuki

https://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/yoko-meghan-markle/

boardise

Only way to sort the St.Patrick's festival dilemma is Dr. Joe comes back on Monday and runs a text pole ...

'Should the SPD festival go ahead ?'

Text -
O for On or
O for Off

ButtersSuki

boardise wrote: »

Only way to sort the St.Patrick's festival dilemma is Dr. Joe comes back on Monday and runs a text pole ...

'Should the SPD festival go ahead ?'

Text -
O for On or
O for Off

No caller it's

Text -
P for Proceed or
P for Postpone

P for St. Patricks Day so to speak.

Arrived in Namibia. I’m telling ya, there was a thermoscan and form-filling process before they would let you into the recesses of Windhoek airport. Several Chinese people (saw their passports) had very serious masks on and I touched one, in error so to speak, I mean part of a Chinese man, not his mask, he was trying to keep his distance but I couldn’t resist bcsnd he looked very worried. Was sandwiched between himself and his girlfriend/wife. Anyone with a temperature is escorted into a quarantine tent.

Feel the heat in me, combination of sun/menopause and maybe a corona touch. The swimming pool in tonight’s hotel has a corona pattern on its tiled floor. Should I phone Joe?

sligojoek

What colour was the chinese man?

An auld lad in Nenagh used to call them "The Chinees" as in one Chinee two Chinees.

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

Arrived in Namibia. I’m telling ya, there was a thermoscan and form-filling process before they would let you into the recesses of Windhoek airport. Several Chinese people (saw their passports) had very serious masks on and I touched one, in error so to speak, I mean part of a Chinese man, not his mask, he was trying to keep his distance but I couldn’t resist bcsnd he looked very worried. Was sandwiched between himself and his girlfriend/wife. Anyone with a temperature is escorted into a quarantine tent.

Feel the heat in me, combination of sun/menopause and maybe a corona touch. The swimming pool in tonight’s hotel has a corona pattern on its tiled floor. Should I phone Joe?

Show me on the doll where the bad librarian touched you.......

#MenToo

ButtersSuki

sligojoek wrote: »

What colour was the chinese man?

Yella.

sligojoek

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESbk9fMXsAER-Za?format=jpg&name=900x900

ButtersSuki

sligojoek wrote: »

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESbk9fMXsAER-Za?format=jpg&name=900x900

Reminds me of when I put every copy they had on the shop floor of this in the 'True Crime' section of Waterstones. Took a good few trips, but totally worth it.

sligojoek

sligojoek wrote: »

What colour was the chinese man?

An auld lad in Nenagh used to call them "The Chinees" as in one Chinee two Chinees.

My late aunt from Dublin 4 called them “Chinks”, but would then turn around and have a very friendly civilised conversion with one.

De man was wearing blue (I have a kinky passion for blue garb in de men) and his face mask gave him quite an all-watching mysterious sexy look. I remember having a small (secret) crush once on an unusually tall good looking Chinese tour guide who was incredibly intelligent. I suppose it’s de ails breeding instinct.

My late mother had a dream one night that John Bowman of RTÉ asked her could she persuade me to have a child with him as he thought I’d be a suitable brood mare. She was all on for it, being an admirer of Bowman’s intellect and gravitas.

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Reminds me of when I put every copy they had on the shop floor of this in the 'True Crime' section of Waterstones. Took a good few trips, but totally worth it.

Yew were a man of bukes an all like Joe?

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

My late aunt from Dublin 4 called them “Chinks”, but would then turn around and have a very friendly civilised conversion with one.

De man was wearing blue (I have a kinky passion for blue garb in de men) and his face mask gave him quite an all-watching mysterious sexy look. I remember having a small (secret) crush once on an unusually tall good looking Chinese tour guide who was incredibly intelligent. I suppose it’s de ails breeding instinct.

My late mother had a dream one night that John Bowman of RTÉ asked her could she persuade me to have a child with him as he thought I’d be a suitable brood mare. She was all on for it, being an admirer of Bowman’s intellect and gravitas.

One unwanted groper to another...in de blue too so to speak:

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

Yew were a man of bukes an all like Joe?

I would imagine I read more bukes in a month than Mr. Duffy does in a year. And mine don't have pages that you colour in either.

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

My late mother had a dream one night that John Bowman of RTÉ asked her could she persuade me to have a child with him as he thought I’d be a suitable brood mare. She was all on for it, being an admirer of Bowman’s intellect and gravitas.

Yo Momma was a Pimp, so to speak.:pac:

sligojoek

sligojoek wrote: »

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESbk9fMXsAER-Za?format=jpg&name=900x900

At least it wasn’t a dollop of sh1te like antisocial people left the odd time in libraries where I worked. One Saturday when I was in charge of the branch, one of the splendid members of relief staff asked me what to do about the situation. I gave all on board. Pair of rubber gloves and wore out the entire shelf of books on grounds of health & safety, spent a feckin hour writing g the necessary report for HQ, printed out notices, have staff dummy deserved breaks, notified cleansing,,etc.

The amount of sh1te, semen, blood, snot etc that library staff have to deal with at times is unreal. A lot of unwell use the premises, and I’m not talking about the decent aul regular homeless we would have a nice chat with.

Dan Jaman

Deleted User wrote: »

The amount of sh1te, semen, blood, snot etc that library staff have to deal with at times is unreal. A lot of unwell use the premises, and I’m not talking about the decent aul regular homeless we would have a nice chat with.

I stood and watched some porky little bastard pick his nose and wipe it on each page of the book he was reading. Some serious issues there, I was thinking.

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Yo Momma was a Pimp, so to speak.:pac:

She actually woke up in the morning thinking this wound be a great idea. “You would have such an interesting child together” she exclaimed. You are on the same mental wavelength” she said. Also she was big into de Quakers. so to speak, saying in a House of Friends “I feel as one of you”. However she had a crush on a Presbyterian, a love tact dare not speak its name, de faaaaader if a friend of mine. Even in her eighties she said the sexual attraction to young men doesn’t cease, but you just don’t pray it out, her sister in law agreed totally “we just speak it as it is, a young guy I’m an be very nice to look at, it’s not any way different to men and young girls. You just don’t act in it. Didn’t that shake your your young teenage thoughts! “