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Boards Decides "The Funnies, Records that gave you a cringe or a chuckle" Vote Thread

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,896 ✭✭✭✭Spook_ie


    Don't you worry all you Jedward lovers out there, they have another entry for you to vote for which seeded surprisingly high ( Not that I have ANY bias :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,393 ✭✭✭✭Electric Nitwit


    Spook_ie wrote: »
    Don't you worry all you Jedward lovers out there, they have another entry for you to vote for which seeded surprisingly high ( Not that I have ANY bias :)

    Can I put in a vote now for whatever it's up against? ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,896 ✭✭✭✭Spook_ie


    Can I put in a vote now for whatever it's up against? ;)

    Well you could but it might be up against something really really worse, it's not but be careful what you wish for....



  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,134 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Can I put in a vote now for whatever it's up against?

    Hopefully its Pop Rocket, the one submitted for my Walrus


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,896 ✭✭✭✭Spook_ie


    Away for a few hours taxi work be back to check on any more votes later
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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,215 ✭✭✭khalessi


    Match 4
    Ballad of Chasey Lain

    Match 5
    A Hard Days Night

    Match 6
    Vs. Eat It

    Match 7
    I Useta Lover


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,896 ✭✭✭✭Spook_ie


    Keep on voting lads n lasses

    We have a decision in Match 2 into the last 64 by
    Don't forget your Shovel 6:3 Disco Duck

    We have a decision in Match 3 into the last 64 by
    Itsy Bitsy Yello Polka Dot Bikini 6:1 Since I left You

    Match 4 hanging on votes currently
    Ballad of Chasey Lain 4 Vs. Ooh Stick You 2

    Match 5 hanging on votes currently
    The Surfin Bird 4 Vs. A Hard Days Night 2

    Match 6 Going through to last 64 result
    Moonlight Shadow 3:6 Eat It

    Match 7 Going through to last 64 result (Thanks EN )
    I Useta Lover 6 Vs. All The Small Things 0


    I would ask if you voted or are thinking no opinion then listen to them and form an opinion, that's why the you tube links are there

    Updated to reflect EN & Khalessi votes


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 16,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭quickbeam


    Unfortunately can't listen at work, but if still not decided by this evening I promise to listen to them then.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,896 ✭✭✭✭Spook_ie


    Keep on voting lads n lasses

    We have a decision in Match 2 into the last 64 by
    Don't forget your Shovel 6:3 Disco Duck

    We have a decision in Match 3 into the last 64 by
    Itsy Bitsy Yello Polka Dot Bikini 6:1 Since I left You

    Match 4 hanging on votes currently
    Ballad of Chasey Lain 4 Vs. Ooh Stick You 2

    Match 5 hanging on votes currently
    The Surfin Bird 4 Vs. A Hard Days Night 2

    Match 6 Going through to last 64 result
    Moonlight Shadow 3:6 Eat It

    Match 7 Going through to last 64 result (Thanks EN )
    I Useta Lover 6 Vs. All The Small Things 0


    I would ask if you voted or are thinking no opinion then listen to them and form an opinion, that's why the you tube links are there



    Not much in it for the two remaining places in the 64 tune shoot off


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,433 ✭✭✭✭Green&Red


    To move things along, I'll vote for
    Ballad of Chasey Lain and The Surfin Bird


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,896 ✭✭✭✭Spook_ie


    Keep on voting lads n lasses

    We have a decision in Match 2 into the last 64 by
    Don't forget your Shovel 6:3 Disco Duck

    We have a decision in Match 3 into the last 64 by
    Itsy Bitsy Yello Polka Dot Bikini 6:1 Since I left You

    Match 4 hanging on votes currently
    Ballad of Chasey Lain 5 Vs. Ooh Stick You 2

    Match 5 hanging on votes currently
    The Surfin Bird 5 Vs. A Hard Days Night 2

    Match 6 Going through to last 64 result
    Moonlight Shadow 3:6 Eat It

    Match 7 Going through to last 64 result (Thanks EN )
    I Useta Lover 6 Vs. All The Small Things 0


    I would ask if you voted or are thinking no opinion then listen to them and form an opinion, that's why the you tube links are there



    Not much in it for the two remaining places in the 64 tune shoot off

    So Close to having the seven eliminations thanks to G&R


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,404 ✭✭✭✭sKeith


    i'll pop a vote on Daphne & Celeste and another on Peter Sellers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,896 ✭✭✭✭Spook_ie


    We have a decision in Match 2 into the last 64 by
    Don't forget your Shovel 6:3 Disco Duck

    We have a decision in Match 3 into the last 64 by
    Itsy Bitsy Yello Polka Dot Bikini 6:1 Since I left You

    Match 4 Put through on majority vote
    Ballad of Chasey Lain 5 Vs. Ooh Stick You 3

    Match 5 Put through on majority vote
    The Surfin Bird 5 Vs. A Hard Days Night 3

    Match 6 Going through to last 64 result
    Moonlight Shadow 3:6 Eat It

    Match 7 Going through to last 64 result (Thanks EN )
    I Useta Lover 6 Vs. All The Small Things 0


    I would ask if you voted or are thinking no opinion then listen to them and form an opinion, that's why the you tube links are there



    Not much in it for the two remaining places in the 64 tune shoot off

    So Close to having the seven eliminations thanks to G&R


    Updated sKeith keeps us in suspense with votes that close the gap and see no movement forward


    I'm calling this to clear the last two and we'll start the 64 tune each way tournament this afternoon, but with the slow voting it may be Xmas 2020 before we get some results


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,896 ✭✭✭✭Spook_ie


    I am glad that this one got through, because it's getting to be a bit of an earworm



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,896 ✭✭✭✭Spook_ie


    OK I'm awake and I'm ready so hopefully you're also ready.

    Now how this is going to work is like this all 64 tunes ( can't call them songs!) will face off in a seeded competition, the winners will play the winners until there's a champion and obviously the losers play the losers until there's an ultimate loser.

    Simple really ( I Hope ) and probably controversial ( I Hope ) so any way we'll start off, shall we....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,896 ✭✭✭✭Spook_ie


    Match One

    SEEDED #1
    Thrift Shop - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

    Versus
    SEEDED #64 ( after Elimination votes, winner of Match 2)
    Don't Forget Your Shovel - Christy Moore


    Five Votes to Progress, you can decide on song or video or what ever criteria you like just vote


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    Thrift Shop, because it's a good tune, riduculous premise for a song, and he gets a great dig in at R. Kelly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    Out of curiosity can you remind us how you seeded these Spook? What was your criteria?


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,134 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Thrift Shop cos it's better than forgetting your shovel


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,433 ✭✭✭✭Green&Red


    Thrift shop


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,896 ✭✭✭✭Spook_ie


    Out of curiosity can you remind us how you seeded these Spook? What was your criteria?

    !st Criteria was Chart position in UK + Chart Position in Ireland/2 and if not charted in one or the other then allocated as a position 40

    2nd Criteria was number of weeks in the Charts

    3rd Criteria Was Alphabetical

    So for example Thrift Shop Vs Don't Forget Your Shovel

    Thrift Shop
    Charted No1 UK
    Charted No1 Ireland
    Average Chart Position = 1
    Weeks in Chart UK+Weeks in Charts Ireland = 63

    Don't Forget Your Shovel
    Charted 0 in UK ( mandatory 40 )
    Charted 5 in Ireland
    Average Chart Position 22.5
    Weeks in Chart UK + Weeks in Chart Ireland = 7


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,393 ✭✭✭✭Electric Nitwit


    I actually didn't know "Don't Forget Your Shovel" but it's just bad

    "Thrift Shop" had morphed in my head to me thinking it was a relatively normal song but I just relistened and it's definitely funny

    Vote Thrift Shop


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,215 ✭✭✭khalessi


    Vote Dont forget your shovel


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,336 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Thrift Shop, because I hate Christy Moore so much.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,896 ✭✭✭✭Spook_ie


    Zaph wrote: »
    Thrift Shop, because I hate Christy Moore so much.

    And with that Christie consigned to the losers round of 32 and Thrift Shop into winners round of 32


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,896 ✭✭✭✭Spook_ie


    Next Match

    Seeded at 32
    Laughing Gnome - David Bowie Charted #5 in Ire #6 in UK
    Couldn't find a ToTP or Official Video

    Versus
    Seeded at 33
    The Stonk- Hale & Pace Charted #10 in Ire #1 UK


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    Laughing Gnome, because it's actually a class song, and I'm gonna be voting for the superior song throughout this competition.


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,134 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    I.... I....

    Laughing Gnome I guess. Both aren't very good though tbh.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,215 ✭✭✭khalessi


    Laughing Gnome David Bowie


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,433 ✭✭✭✭Green&Red


    The stong please



    God that’s an awful word with predictive text


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    When I saw Laughing Gnome I thought "oh I didn't know that was Bowie". Then I played it and it wasn't what I thought it was - turns out I was thinking of The Laughing Policeman.

    Anyway I'll vote for Laughing Gnome, because Stonk doesn't do much for me (and doesn't have David Bowie)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,393 ✭✭✭✭Electric Nitwit


    Vote David Bowie

    Don't think I'd heard it before and it did make me chuckle. I remember liking The Stonk when it came out but I was young and stupid then, listening back now it just drifted past me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,896 ✭✭✭✭Spook_ie


    And Bowie and his small friend go through to the cost of the Stonk 5:1


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,896 ✭✭✭✭Spook_ie


    Next Match

    Seeded 17 Another Comic Relief Record 2003 #1 in UK #2 in Ire
    Spirit In The Sky - Gareth gates and the Kumars



    VERSUS

    Seeded 48 Feeling Hungry? 2003 Charted at #2 in Uk and #24 in Ire
    Fast Food Song - Fast Food Rockers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    Spirit In The Sky, because even though they're both cringey and awful, I never want to have to listen to that other one ever again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,896 ✭✭✭✭Spook_ie


    Spirit In The Sky, because even though they're both cringey and awful, I never want to have to listen to that other one ever again.

    The cringe factor is going to horrify you then because you'll have it again in the next round of 32 either it's going up or going down!
    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    Spook_ie wrote: »
    The cringe factor is going to horrify you then because you'll have it again in the next round of 32 either it's going up or going down!
    :D

    Hopefully I can just remember how much it made me want to punch myself in the face next time instead of forcing myself to listen to it again. :D


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,134 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Spirit in the Sky because it's kind of funny.

    Let's give the Fast Food Song a vote too.

    McDonald's McDonald's
    Kentucky Fried Chicken
    And a Pizza Hut

    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,896 ✭✭✭✭Spook_ie


    Necro wrote: »
    Spirit in the Sky because it's kind of funny.

    Let's give the Fast Food Song a vote too.

    McDonald's McDonald's
    Kentucky Fried Chicken
    And a Pizza Hut

    :pac:


    Just confirm Spirit in the sky you want to progress as a chuckle and Fast Food as a cringe?


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  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,134 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Spook_ie wrote:
    Just confirm Spirit in the sky you want to progress as a chuckle and Fast Food as a cringe?

    Oh....

    I may have misread.

    Yeah Spirit in the Sky


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,215 ✭✭✭khalessi


    Spirit in the sky


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,484 ✭✭✭✭Tauriel


    Spirit In The Sky.

    I can't stand the other song.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,404 ✭✭✭✭sKeith


    mcdonalds mcdonalds, kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut.......


    votes for this wonderful song.......

    Fast Food Song - Fast Food Rockers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,896 ✭✭✭✭Spook_ie


    OK calling this on a majority vote

    Spirit in the Sky 4: Fast Food 1

    Spirit in the Sky through to next round, Fast Food consigned to the losers competition


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,896 ✭✭✭✭Spook_ie


    Match 4 of 32
    Seeded 16 Cotton Eye Joe - Rednex #1 UK #2 Ire


    Versus

    Seeded 49 Ding Dong Song - Gunther and the Sunshine Girls #14 UK #12 Ire



    Match 5 of 32
    Seeded 9 Down Under - Men At Work #1 UK #1 Ire


    Versus

    Seeded 56 Christmas Number 1 - Zig and Zag #0 UK #1 Ire



    Match 6 of 32
    Seeded 24 We All Stand Together - Paul McCartney & Frog Chorus #3 UK #3 Ire


    Versus

    Seeded 41 Let's Get Ready To Rumble - PJ & Duncan #1 UK #13 Ire


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 16,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭quickbeam


    Cotton Eyed Joe - good catchy number.

    Men at Work - class song.

    Frog Chorus - nostaligia and fun.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    Match 4: Cotton Eye Joe - it's one of my picks and an absolute tune.

    Match 5: Down Under - it's a bit of fun and iconic.

    Match 6: Let's Get Ready To Rumble - another of my picks, its incredibly cheesy and cringey, but can't help but enjoy it.


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    Cottoneye Joe
    Zig & Zag ('tis the season!)
    The Frog Chorus


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,134 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Spook_ie wrote:
    Seeded 49 Ding Dong Song - Gunther and the Sunshine Girls #14 UK #12 Ire

    Spook_ie wrote:
    Match 5 of 32 Seeded 9 Down Under - Men At Work #1 UK #1 Ire

    Spook_ie wrote:
    Seeded 41 Let's Get Ready To Rumble - PJ & Duncan #1 UK #13 Ire

    Let's go with these three to progress, prefer them to their opponents


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Match 4 of 32
    Cotton Eye Joe - catchy cheeesy song


    Match 5 of 32
    Down Under - Men At Works - have it in my head was the No1 the day I was born


    Match 6 of 32
    We All Stand Together - Paul McCartney & Frog Chorus - more silly nice cheese


    Going for these three


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