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MSPAINT Your Mates - Gallery Grand Opening

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    #32
    tusk
    Registered Users Posts: 5,882 ✭✭✭tusk


    irishejit

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    by Homer J. Fong


    Homer repays the favour with his imagining of a typical irishejit Saturday night. Thigh-high boots donned. Broomstick in hand. He works that theatre stage like his life depends on it. Fine art at its very finest!


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    #33
    tusk
    Registered Users Posts: 5,882 ✭✭✭tusk


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    And that, ladies and gentlemen brings us to our intermission.

    Join us again tomorrow as we continue our magical journey through the minds of some of the greatest portrait artists of this century.

    Fresh wine and cheese will be supplied along the way.

    Thank you to our patrons and artists so far.

    Good Evening


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    #34
    Mam of 4
    Registered Users Posts: 21,826 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    Tuskinski , you really are a creative ,(evil) genius coming up with this game , and your description of each masterpiece , am in knots here !


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    #35
    Pretzill
    Registered Users Posts: 4,683 ✭✭✭Pretzill


    Thanks Tusk that's the best opening I've been to in a while -.the claret is top quality :)


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    #36
    Trigger
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    That husky is unreal :D


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    #37
    irishejit
    Registered Users Posts: 657 ✭✭✭irishejit


    tusk wrote: »


    Homer repays the favour with his imagining of a typical irishejit Saturday night. Thigh-high boots donned. Broomstick in hand. He works that theatre stage like his life depends on it. Fine art at its very finest!

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    So accurate I'm checking my windows for stalkers....


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    #38
    irishejit
    Registered Users Posts: 657 ✭✭✭irishejit


    And I'm not ****ting either...I actually do have a handlebar moustache....showed it to my partner and she's just bust out laughing asking do you know this guy?


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    #39
    Trigger
    Registered Users Posts: 17,538 ✭✭✭✭Trigger


    While ye are waiting, ye can head off and paint your favourite movie scene here*

    https://touch.boards.ie/thread/2058033982/1/#post111951403

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    #40
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    tusk wrote: »
    Homer J. Fong



    by irishejit


    Irishejit, of the European Ejits, using his impeccable tonal skills captures the true emotion behind a starry singing performance by Homer, while his pet husky looks on in agony. Truly a master of his craft.

    Aww man I WISH I had a husky! Especially one as beautiful as that one.
    And the long-suffering demeanour is probably an accurate reflection of how a dog stuck with me would feel. Many thanks irishejit. :D
    irishejit wrote: »
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    So accurate I'm checking my windows for stalkers....


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    irishejit wrote: »
    And I'm not ****ting either...I actually do have a handlebar moustache....showed it to my partner and she's just bust out laughing asking do you know this guy?

    The avatar was all I had to go on....for all I knew you were actually a 19-year girl but you were still getting a big handlebar moustache. :p

    In hindsight one side of your broom could do with some more bristles, and the other side of the stage behind you is a bit empty....not sure what other props would have been suitable though!


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    #41
    Necro
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,041 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    tusk wrote:
    Homer repays the favour with his imagining of a typical irishejit Saturday night. Thigh-high boots donned. Broomstick in hand. He works that theatre stage like his life depends on it. Fine art at its very finest!


    If only we could find out who provided such masterful details for the pics :P


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    #42
    tusk
    Registered Users Posts: 5,882 ✭✭✭tusk


    Necro wrote: »
    If only we could find out who provided such masterful details for the pics :P

    It's all been purposely anonymised for gdpr reasons I'm afraid...

    Nothing I can do about it. it's the law


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    #43
    Rikand
    Registered Users Posts: 20,341 ✭✭✭✭Rikand


    Really enjoying the artwork and the commentary so far :D


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    #44
    sKeith
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,404 ✭✭✭✭sKeith


    tusk wrote: »
    It's all been purposely anonymised for gdpr reasons I'm afraid...

    Nothing I can do about it. it's the law


    I think you'll find that it's gpdr, you savage.


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    #45
    tusk
    Registered Users Posts: 5,882 ✭✭✭tusk


    sKeith wrote: »
    I think you'll find that it's gpdr, you savage.

    My hero :heartyeyes:


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    #46
    tusk
    Registered Users Posts: 5,882 ✭✭✭tusk


    Kolido

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    by Spook_ie


    Spook_ie opts for a softly furnished minimalistic brushstyle with his latest piece. Dame Kolido, straddling his favourite inflatable banana as he sips on cocktails on his very own desert island. Our artist has meticulously captured the level of wealth oozing from this scene.


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    #47
    tusk
    Registered Users Posts: 5,882 ✭✭✭tusk


    Ladies and Gentlemen, our tour guide will be out of the gallery today, sourcing new and exciting art to display, so we'll be running a special evening tour to finish up this fantastic adventure.


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    #48
    tusk
    Registered Users Posts: 5,882 ✭✭✭tusk


    Ladies and Gentlemen, the doors are open.

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    #49
    tusk
    Registered Users Posts: 5,882 ✭✭✭tusk


    LadySkunk

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    by deconduo


    A fine display of Watdafukkism by the great deconduo. Our subject LadySkunk wearing the blue headscarf of her ancestors as she karate kicks her known nemesis, the mysterious white rabbit, before chasing a plumber down an abnormally large green sewer pipe.


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    #50
    Pretzill
    Registered Users Posts: 4,683 ✭✭✭Pretzill


    That White Rabbit is Alice in Wonderful!


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    #51
    LadySkunk
    Registered Users Posts: 1,392 ✭✭✭LadySkunk


    tusk wrote: »
    LadySkunk

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    by deconduo


    A fine display of Watdafukkism by the great deconduo. Our subject LadySkunk wearing the blue headscarf of her ancestors as she karate kicks her known nemesis, the mysterious white rabbit, before chasing a plumber down an abnormally large green sewer pipe.

    Oh my god I love that! :D


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    #52
    tusk
    Registered Users Posts: 5,882 ✭✭✭tusk


    Persepoly

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    by LadySkunk

    A dedicated self-abuser, LadySkunk hand painted forty trillion individual lights on the buildings of Seattle. Persepoly, an avid bowtie connoisseur performs her special move, the decapitating bicycle kick, on an innocent by-standing werewolf.


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    #53
    tusk
    Registered Users Posts: 5,882 ✭✭✭tusk


    Pretzill

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    by Persepoly

    An amazing assault on the senses, Persepoly's ability to both shock and confuse her fans remains on point. Her model, Pretzill wearing her favourite Frozen inspired tutu, as she performs her world-renowned curtsey dance to a floating set square on the Las Vegas strip


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    #54
    tusk
    Registered Users Posts: 5,882 ✭✭✭tusk


    Ladies and Gentlemen, we regret to inform you that the wine has now run out...

    It seems that some of our artists went a bit cray cray due to the pressure of their upcoming reveals.

    If anyone sees Persepoly and LadySkunk, please send them home in a taxi...


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    #55
    tusk
    Registered Users Posts: 5,882 ✭✭✭tusk


    Security have found and subsequently escorted both artists off the premises, please enjoy the rest of the tour.

    woo-girl-acrobatics


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    #56
    LadySkunk
    Registered Users Posts: 1,392 ✭✭✭LadySkunk


    Hey it’s not my fault Jesus turned all the water into wine!

    See you f*ckers next year. Now to find my room *hiccup*

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    #57
    tusk
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    Rikand

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    by fixXxer

    Psychadelic Rikand is coming to an unknown Alien Planet near you. Dressed in the authentic Santa Suit he stole from ol' St. Nick after drinking him under the table in a Buckfast Gargling Competition.


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    #58
    Pretzill
    Registered Users Posts: 4,683 ✭✭✭Pretzill


    Persepoly, I have never looked so girlie! Love it!


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    #59
    tusk
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    Spook_ie

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    by Rikand

    Rikand's composition forces admirers to undertake an eyeopening jaunt through time and space in this minimal force of nature. Spook_ie captured mid sommersault weilding his legendary lazer gun, through the waters of Venice. A Manolo Blahnik shoe shop in the background, enhanced by an abstract lego sculpture in the fore.


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    #60
    tusk
    Registered Users Posts: 5,882 ✭✭✭tusk


    Trigger

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    by aspiewriter

    Aspie, known for her blunt imaginings stays true to her artistic roots and paints Trigger in his baggy waist-high skinny jeans in a completely snow-covered Dublin city.


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    #61
    tusk
    Registered Users Posts: 5,882 ✭✭✭tusk


    y0ssar1an22

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    by Kolido

    A beautiful rendition of the most important things in life - FG, Nespresso, Computer games & TV. In the artists own words: "here is yoss, in his smoking jacket doing a karate chop. He has just lit up a waterfall bong and is watching U2 on Zoo TV."


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