Jurassic World 3

razorblunt

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119198144#Comment_119198144

That dude is a lady.

Cork2021

Just out of the cinema. Look I’m a fanboy so it was always going to excite me regardless. Script was meh but feck it, it’s dinosaurs!!

ancapailldorcha

I went in with low expectations and, yes, this was a mess. I feel like it's dinosaurs for the sake of dinosaurs. They all seem to be feral and much more murderous than in previous films. I'm struggling to see what the point is. The Malta portion was nice to look at and that's about it.

The interplay between Neil, Goldbloom and Dern but then, they've a whole film together which is actually good. I should have just watched that instead.

Disappointing, even by the low standards I set for it.

Sleepy

The only review I can give it is one word: meh.

AMKC

So just seen this today. To be honest I was not going to bother and kinda wish I did not. The beginning is cheessy as f. The rest of the film is just terrible. I think it trys to do too much and appeal to too many that it just becomes a right inconstant mess as well as being at least 20mins too long. It could have been brilliant but it's not.

The last film was much better it had heart. This does not.

I would only give it 3 out of 10 stars.

Honestly if you have not seen this don't waste your money on it. It does nothing new and trust to do too much. The Villian is so dull as well.

Spon Farmer

Will this still be in cinemas the last week of July?

gmisk

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119285021#Comment_119285021

I would say a few but not many screens still. Thor love and thunder is out soon, and where the crawdad sings will probably get quite a few screens

Spon Farmer

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119286091#Comment_119286091

Thank you.

gmisk

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119286226#Comment_119286226

No worries it's only a guess but it is still number 2 at the box office in UK/Ireland I think so still doing well

Cookie_Monster

So from a bit of reading this is set 4 years after JP3. How are dinosaurs suddenly everywhere and how has humanity not been able to keep them in check, guns still exist in the JP universe, right?

razorblunt

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119291909#Comment_119291909

Those little bitey fella even ended up in the middle for the Serengeti. BDH bails out of a plane over the Alps and lands in a rainforest she also outruns a raptor who later chases down a bike that’s scrambling at top speed. Questions are futile.

Ljmscooter

forklift dino and trex dino are besties ---all franchises must end, praying for originality

The most notable thing about this movie is Tim Cook playing himself.

Self-derivative, tired and boring.

~Rebel~

They could really have cut the Chris and Bryce story entirely and not lost anything. Start with the girl already captured, with the old guard coming across her in the evil lair, and go from there.

CastorTroy

Just finished the final season of Camp Cretaceous on Netflix and they had one thing to explain something from Dominion

Spoiler Warning

Dodgson visited Nublar and accidentally managed to find the shaving cream can with the DNA samples. So that's how he had it in the film.

Stephen_Maturin

Finally got around to watching this, went into it with as open a mind as possible

Jesus, what a steaming pile. Crap.