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My idea. Can a modern human survive in 10000 BC

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  • 13-08-2019 6:39pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 812 ✭✭✭Skyrimaddict


    Was thinking this, would a modern person be able to survive or even thrive of you found yourself in the past?
    Was reading about how the Egyptians made the pyramid and thought would wonder how would I fare if I went back in time.

    What do you think would help of it happened?


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,678 CMod ✭✭✭✭Ten of Swords


    I wonder what would get you first, starvation/hunger or extreme internet deficiency


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,456 ✭✭✭touts


    Sure wouldnt all the hipsters be grand with their caveman beards and Paelo diets.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Not a chance. I couldn't even make a basic fire without firelighters and a lighter.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 81,309 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    i'd be fecked


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    The average Joe Soap wouldn't have a hope of surviving.

    Living in a cave during the Ice Age and having to go out and kill something every day for food and also avoid becoming some predators dinner, most of us would be dead in a day.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭wally79


    Can I bring some guns?


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,865 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Learning one of those proto-languages would be pure awkward too.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭wally79


    Learning one of those proto-languages would be pure awkward too.

    Probably wouldn’t be an issue after you infect the entire population with some modern bug


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,896 ✭✭✭Irishphotodesk


    Was thinking this, would a modern person be able to survive or even thrive of you found yourself in the past?
    Was reading about how the Egyptians made the pyramid and thought would wonder how would I fare if I went back in time.

    What do you think would help of it happened?

    That depends on if you believe the history we are told [takes off tinfoil hat]


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,295 ✭✭✭This is it


    Did they have quick charge back then?


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  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 3,182 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dr Bob


    Get a copy of this book and you're laughing..
    How to Invent Everything: A Survival Guide for the Stranded Time Traveler https://g.co/kgs/4fQ3vV

    Actually get it anyway as its really good!


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,819 ✭✭✭✭peasant


    If I could arrive fully clothed and with bag full of basic tools (firelighter, knife, saw, axe, rope..that kinda thing) I might perhaps stand the tiniest of chances.

    Fall out of the sky naked as a babe...I'd give myself about a day and a night...or the appearance of a sabre tooth tiger...whichever comes first :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,630 ✭✭✭Woke Hogan


    I think would be fine. To be honest, basic survivalist skills aren't as difficult as people would think. It might suit some of you to give making a fire out in the wild a go, rather than sitting on your arses on the computer all day.

    Then it would be a simple matter of integrating into a local tribe by learning their language, assuming I wouldn't immediately be sold into slavery or murdered by anyone I encountered.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,586 ✭✭✭4068ac1elhodqr


    TV show: Naked & Afraid (DMAX) does exactly this (in approximation).

    Find a fresh water source, improvise boots of palm leaves & twine, start a friction soapstone fire, lash up a quick A-frame/lean shelter, pick up split flint and bigstick (ideally viable as an atlatl), then go bate something furry. Drag it back, cook it and wear it as a nice jumper & hat.

    Day two, upgrade to nicer cave, use the jumper and some berries as a gift to a suitable healthy seed carrying vessel. Craft a wooden flute to romance this Cavelady with melodic renditions of boyzone-esq tunes and chest beating. Later initiate propogation under a starry sky, (but not until the 3rd cave-date), after a session of charcoal cave wall painting.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 81,309 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    Woke Hogan wrote: »
    I think would be fine. To be honest, basic survivalist skills aren't as difficult as people would think. It might suit some of you to give making a fire out in the wild a go, rather than sitting on your arses on the computer all day.

    Then it would be a simple matter of integrating into a local tribe by learning their language, assuming I wouldn't immediately be sold into slavery or murdered by anyone I encountered.

    i'm alright with just playing some beat saber ta


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,963 ✭✭✭✭Sleeper12


    Was thinking this, would a modern person be able to survive or even thrive of you found yourself in the past?
    Was reading about how the Egyptians made the pyramid and thought would wonder how would I fare if I went back in time.

    What do you think would help of it happened?

    I've been to Egypt. Modern Egyptians can't safeguard the pyramids let alone build them. They definitely aren't the descendants of the pyramid builders. More likely the descendants of the tomb rubbers.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,619 ✭✭✭Feisar


    We are pack/social creatures. Since anyone dropped back 12000 years ago wouldn’t have a hope in fitting in I’d say survivability would be close to zero.

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,966 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    I wonder what would get you first, starvation/hunger or extreme internet deficiency
    Smallpox probably.

    We had malaria here back in Cromwell's time.

    And bears and wolves. Wolves generally don't go for people but Irish ones did.

    Worldwide lots more big critters. Even if the wouldn't eat you, they wouldn't be as afraid and might decide to take a shortcut through you.

    Or just infection from a bad cut.

    Or drinking the water, though 10,000 BC it wouldn't be too bad.


    No health and safety back then.

    No police.

    Depending on where you were human might have been on the menu.


    Starvation could just be a matter of bad timing. In a good year there'd be tough times. In a bad year ...


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,678 CMod ✭✭✭✭Ten of Swords


    No health and safety back then..


    :eek:




    Op, it seems the Natufians would have been one of the more advanced civilizations around that time period so make sure you zap yourself back to what is now Israel and you'll be fine


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,966 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    wally79 wrote: »
    Can I bring some guns?
    Yeah sure knock your self out.




    Useless without bullets. Or a way to make them. Or tools to repair and adjust the guns.

    And they'd get taken off you the first time you fell asleep.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,083 ✭✭✭TheRepentent



    Day two, upgrade to nicer cave, use the jumper and some berries as a gift to a suitable healthy seed carrying vessel. Craft a wooden flute to romance this Cavelady with melodic renditions of boyzone-esq tunes and chest beating. Later initiate propogation under a starry sky, (but not until the 3rd cave-date), after a session of charcoal cave wall painting.
    Never seen that in Naked and Afraid:eek:

    Wanna support genocide?Cheer on the murder of women and children?The Ruzzians aren't rapey enough for you? Morally bankrupt cockroaches and islamaphobes , Israel needs your help NOW!!

    http://tinyurl.com/2ksb4ejk


    https://www.btselem.org/



  • Registered Users Posts: 3,230 ✭✭✭jaxxx


    No way in hell were the pyramids built by humans alone. Look at the size of some of those stones, even modern technology would struggle to move the largest of them. Aliens, definitely aliens.


  • Registered Users Posts: 23 ever not always


    Lets-say-youve-gone-back-in-time_o_69560.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,630 ✭✭✭Woke Hogan


    bluewolf wrote: »
    i'm alright with just playing some beat saber ta

    What?


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I'd be dead before nightfall.




  • I can barely survive in 2019 AD.


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Sleeper12 wrote: »
    I've been to Egypt. Modern Egyptians can't safeguard the pyramids let alone build them. They definitely aren't the descendants of the pyramid builders. More likely the descendants of the tomb rubbers .

    ...did they rub out some pyramids or ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,328 ✭✭✭Upforthematch


    A modern irish human couldn't survive with an indigenous tribe living in 2019 never mind 10000bc. Imagine no internet, no Tesco, no dishwasher!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,277 ✭✭✭Your Face


    As long as I find the Monolith before everyone else.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 20,418 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Would it be that much different from ending up living on the street?
    You wouldn't need to kill, gut and cook your food, but there would be predators and disease.


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