Silly Irish lass thinks smaller tit-tits are better !

Tikki Wang Wang

Dunno how this reasoning can be condoned. No logic there at all as far as I can see


https://m.independent.ie/style/beauty/body/the-novelty-wore-off-so-quickly-and-i-hated-them-irish-blogger-lisa-jordan-on-having-breast-implants-removed-38393266.html

SEPT 23 1989

Said no man ever

Phileas Frog

We need some before and after pictures

Wabbit Ears

Shes right, Small and natural trumps plastic funbags anyday!!

PsychoPete

Everyone with a story in the media is 'brave' these days

TheChizler

PsychoPete wrote: »

Everyone with a story in the media is 'brave' these days

And any story is worth dragging out at 8am on a Monday apparently. Were you just googling "boobs" OP?

FTA69

Ha I remember she used to regularly come to the club I did the door in, she used to be mates with a friend of mine.

Nice person but this whole lark about “influencing” drives me around the f*cking bend.

Sinus pain

Try carrying around big boobs - not fun.

NickNickleby

Sinus pain wrote: »

Try carrying around big boobs - not fun.

let me guess - it causes terrible sinus pain.

Cordell

Sinus pain wrote: »

Try carrying around big boobs - not fun.

I did carry some in my hands, it was quite fun.

NickNickleby

Phileas Frog wrote: »

We need some before and after pictures

FYP

Sinus pain

NickNickleby wrote: »

let me guess - it causes terrible sinus pain.

No shoulder and back pain. I have naturally big boobs and hate them. The pains in my shoulders neck and back. I have indents in my shoulders. It costs €50 for a half decent bra. Before and during my period they are so sore. I get it people like big boobs but they do have side effects on the body. If I had the money I would definitely get a reduction.

NickNickleby

Sinus pain wrote: »

No shoulder and back pain. I have naturally big boobs and hate them. The pains in my shoulders neck and back. I have indents in my shoulders. It costs €50 for a half decent bra. Before and during my period they are so sore. I get it people like big boobs but they do have side effects on the body. If I had the money I would definitely get a reduction.

Sorry Sinus Pain, my off the cuff response doesn't seem so funny now...(you might well point out that it was NEVER funny, but ..... subjective and all that)

Sinus pain

NickNickleby wrote: »

Sorry Sinus Pain, my off the cuff response doesn't seem so funny now...(you might well point out that it was NEVER funny, but ..... subjective and all that)

Ah I know you were only messing. I just wanted to point out that while I’ve never heard of what the ‘infuencer’ has big boobs are not that great!

Deebles McBeebles

I stopped reading at "aka Just Jordan".

Good for her? I guess?

dotsman

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

Dunno how this reasoning can be condoned. No logic there at all as far as I can see


https://m.independent.ie/style/beauty/body/the-novelty-wore-off-so-quickly-and-i-hated-them-irish-blogger-lisa-jordan-on-having-breast-implants-removed-38393266.html

She is not saying that at all - do you work for the Daily Mail by any chance?

She's simply saying that she ended up regretting getting implants. She was a size C to begin with ffs, so already a decent size.

I don't know any man who would prefer fake DD's over natural C's.

NickNickleby

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

I stopped reading at "aka Just Jordan".

Good for her? I guess?

I hope I'm not the only one who didn't click the link, but was simply triggered by the thread title:o:o:pac:

I read the story online earlier - or rather, saw the headline and the photo and skipped right past it.

khalessi

Smaller tits definitely easier doing yoga. Try lying on your stomach with double ggs fecking nightmare and the black eyes and sinus pain when jogging dont doesnt help either. Also where are the cute bras I dont want fishing nets as boulder holders

Tikki Wang Wang

dotsman wrote: »

She is not saying that at all - do you work for the Daily Mail by any chance?

She's simply saying that she ended up regretting getting implants. She was a size C to begin with ffs, so already a decent size.

I don't know any man who would prefer fake DD's over natural C's.

Small tit-tits bad big titi-tits good

Irish_rat

Another one of these social media 'celebrities'. It's more the fake look that's the most off-putting. Stick thin is not attractive.

lbc2019

Tit-tit is a thing now?

jimgoose

There is, in my view, something to be said for cute little pert-and-perkies.

recedite

Back then a boob job was like bum implants and lip fillers,the procedures that are popular now. There weren’t bloggers or influencers there were TV stars and reality stars, girls like Jennifer Ellison.

Thank god we have influencers now, in the modern world.

JohnnyFlash

Call me shallow, but I love a big set of norks.

Wibbs

jimgoose wrote: »

There is, in my view, something to be said for cute little pert-and-perkies.

+1. Anything larger than a D does little for me TBH.

BrokenArrows

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

Dunno how this reasoning can be condoned. No logic there at all as far as I can see


https://m.independent.ie/style/beauty/body/the-novelty-wore-off-so-quickly-and-i-hated-them-irish-blogger-lisa-jordan-on-having-breast-implants-removed-38393266.html

The reasoning is that she wants attention.

Spleerbun

Wibbs wrote: »

+1. Anything larger than a D does little for me TBH.

You're not living wibbs mate!

suicide_circus

i love all different kinds of boobs

NickNickleby

suicide_circus wrote: »

i love all different kinds of boobs

of course... just not on the same chest.

Car99

Lots of Tits on here that don't have a cup size.

nthclare

Matched with her and similar z list celebs on tinder a few times, influencer omg

It's a funny thing tinder, whenever I match with one of these INFLUENCER'S I don't even bother to say hello...

Mum's always told me to stay away from bad influence....

storker

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Said no man ever

Said this one.

EmmetSpiceland

Speaking as someone who would always have an “interest” in larger breasts when it comes to tastes in “erotica”.

I’d have a, relatively large, collection of old magazines but I find the idea of dismissing a girl due to having small breasts ridiculous.

My own partner would have a C/D cup size, big but not “huge”. Even if she had A/B it wouldn’t have changed anything.

I, myself, have been with girls who’s breast sizes have ranged from AA to GG and they all have their own “charms”.

Just enjoy it, whatever the size.

Portsalon

"Do I think implants should even be legal? I don’t know" clearly this woman has it all! - small boobs, two sprogs [I wonder whether she breastfed them or are her boobs simply a fashion accessory?] and a depth of intellectual profundity rivalling Socrates and Rene Descartes at their best!

The exciting world of make up artistry is a far poorer place since Lisa Jordan switched to blogging!

jimgoose

Wibbs wrote: »

+1. Anything larger than a D does little for me TBH.

Quite. It's all well-and-fine too until gravity starts to have it's wicked and inevitable way. Cheeky little champagne-glasses stay pointing North for longer. :cool::D

Homelander

Jennifer Ellison, never understand how she was a thing at all. Head on her like an undiscovered planet with a composition of 90% makeup.

JohnnyFlash

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Speaking as someone who would always have an “interest” in larger breasts when it comes to tastes in “erotica”.

I’d have a, relatively large, collection of old magazines but I find the idea of dismissing a girl due to having small breasts ridiculous.

My own partner would have a C/D cup size, big but not “huge”. Even if she had A/B it wouldn’t have changed anything.

I, myself, have been with girls who’s breast sizes have ranged from AA to GG and they all have their own “charms”.

Just enjoy it, whatever the size.

Which magazines? Any pre-85 Juggs or Razzle?

Badly Drunk Boy

Sinus pain wrote: »

No shoulder and back pain. I have naturally big boobs and hate them. The pains in my shoulders neck and back. I have indents in my shoulders. It costs €50 for a half decent bra. Before and during my period they are so sore. I get it people like big boobs but they do have side effects on the body. If I had the money I would definitely get a reduction.

I misread that as "It costs €50 for half (of) a decent bra." A bra is definitely something you can't do by halves.

khalessi

Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »

I misread that as "It costs €50 for half (of) a decent bra." A bra is definitely something you can't do by halves.

So true and you do have to keep abreast of the prices

EmmetSpiceland

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Which magazines? Any pre-85 Juggs or Razzle?

Sorry, J, it’s mostly 90’s stuff. What many would consider the “golden age” of big tit “erotica”. It’s mostly American stuff but have some English, German and Italian ones too.

I, also, have issue #61 of “Busty Beauties”, from 2008, which has the, dubious, “honour” of being the first magazine banned in Australia.

Are you a “collector” yourself, J?

Cordell

suicide_circus wrote: »

i love all different kinds of boobs

manboobs included?

ohnonotgmail

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Sorry, J, it’s mostly 90’s stuff. What many would consider the “golden age” of big tit “erotica”. It’s mostly American stuff but have some English, German and Italian ones too.

I, also, have issue #61 of “Busty Beauties”, from 2008, which has the, dubious, “honour” of being the first magazine banned in Australia.

Are you a “collector” yourself, J?

80's and earlier was better. less chance of seeing 2 basketballs stuck to a womans chest.

JohnnyFlash

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

80's and earlier was better. less chance of seeing 2 basketballs stuck to a womans chest.

The 90’s was also the era when the hairy clopper started to disappear.

ohnonotgmail

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

The 90’s was also the era when the hairy clopper started to disappear.

a sad day indeed.

Deebles McBeebles

Man seeking woman for fun and maybe more....

Must have basketball chest and hairy clopper.

Cordell

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Man seeking woman for fun and maybe more....

Must have basketball chest and hairy clopper.

...and praying that they don't read it the other way around.

JohnnyFlash

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Sorry, J, it’s mostly 90’s stuff. What many would consider the “golden age” of big tit “erotica”. It’s mostly American stuff but have some English, German and Italian ones too.

I, also, have issue #61 of “Busty Beauties”, from 2008, which has the, dubious, “honour” of being the first magazine banned in Australia.

Are you a “collector” yourself, J?

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Sorry, J, it’s mostly 90’s stuff. What many would consider the “golden age” of big tit “erotica”. It’s mostly American stuff but have some English, German and Italian ones too.

I, also, have issue #61 of “Busty Beauties”, from 2008, which has the, dubious, “honour” of being the first magazine banned in Australia.

Are you a “collector” yourself, J?

Not really, E. I’d have a small collection of ‘bongo periodicals’ from the early to mid 80’s. Moved to England at the time, and it was a golden era for ‘top shelf photography’. Never through them out, as why would you. I’d still get a boner you could run a flag up at Sandra Starks knockers from Juggs 23. Lads these days are all into gonzo porn and rosebudding etc. Not for me.

biko

Stop reading rags about celebs = happier life.

martingriff

NickNickleby wrote: »

Sorry Sinus Pain, my off the cuff response doesn't seem so funny now...(you might well point out that it was NEVER funny, but ..... subjective and all that)

No was never subjective and all that.
I like natural looking breasts

EmmetSpiceland

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

80's and earlier was better. less chance of seeing 2 basketballs stuck to a womans chest.

I know exactly what you mean but, for me, that’s exactly what I was after. A big massive set of “knockers”.

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

The 90’s was also the era when the hairy clopper started to disappear.

I was happy enough for that to happen. While I wouldn’t be a fan of the “completely” shaved look, I do feel that the “landing strip” cut was a genius innovation for the “industry”. It also gave a better idea of what was “going on” down there to the “younger reader”.

That’s not to say I don’t “enjoy” looking at older mags, it’s just not my, personal, favourite.

Church on Tuesday

As a man I find breast implants very off putting, almost on the verge of a deal breaker for me.

I know some women can be insecure about this stuff but in all honesty they are just fine as they are.