If you could modify your body -by adding something -what would you choose?

JustAThought

Given a magic body wand I think I'd love to have a huge pair of wings -I could fly about mountains and naval bases and other inaccessible places, check out area 51, save a fortune on flights and have a mobile duvet for the cinema/hikes etc. Given the choice to add something on, what would you choose?

Poor Uncle Tom

Get a drone and stop your nonsense

Graces7

JustAThought wrote: »

Given a magic body wand I think I'd love to have a huge pair of wings -I could fly about mountains and naval bases and other inaccessible places, check out area 51, save a fortune on flights and have a mobile duvet for the cinema/hikes etc. Given the choice to add something on, what would you choose?

Internal or only external?

Ten of Swords

So basically which one of the X-Men would you like to be?

Gotta love Sunday threads!

BuboBubo

I wouldn't add anything, but I'd minus 3 stone of fat.

EmmetSpiceland

JustAThought wrote: »

Given a magic body wand I think I'd love to have a huge pair of wings -I could fly about mountains and naval bases and other inaccessible places, check out area 51, save a fortune on flights and have a mobile duvet for the cinema/hikes etc. Given the choice to add something on, what would you choose?

You would be shot down out of the sky and everyone would wonder why he didn’t wish smarter.

some random drunk

I'd give myself a big pair o tits and a second penis

Roger Hassenforder

some random drunk wrote: »

I'd give myself a big pair o tits and a second penis

You might need another hand

Cutie 3.14

Giant tittays

Cutie 3.14

some random drunk wrote: »

I'd give myself a big pair o tits and a second penis

Ah you bet me to it!

How Soon Is Now

Sometimes I think a 24/7 functioning brain would be delightful.

mad muffin

JustAThought wrote: »

Given a magic body wand I think I'd love to have a huge pair of wings -I could fly about mountains and naval bases and other inaccessible places, check out area 51, save a fortune on flights and have a mobile duvet for the cinema/hikes etc. Given the choice to add something on, what would you choose?

So you wouldn’t have hands then? As your arms are now wings. Or would you have bat wings with little fingers at the tips. Like man-bat.

SlowBlowin

I would have a third eye on the end of my finger very handy for all sorts of things, maybe with the tits too.

_blaaz

Id add about 6 inches to my height and also a personality

EmmetSpiceland

All these guys wishing for “big titties”, just look down lads. I’ve no doubt the, vast, majority of you already have that wish fulfilled.

And for those who aren’t quite there yet, keep up the pizza and the sedentary “lifestyle” and you’ll be there in no time.

Gimme A Pound

Bigger booty.

fash

Smaller d**k - it's just too damn big...

KevRossi

Legs in proportion to the rest of my body, I take a 29"leg, if it was in proportion to my torso it would be a 34", so I'd be 6'1" or thereabouts like the 'oul fella.

jaxxx

Another tongue.

I'm not selfish

endacl

Retractable back scratcher

Graces7

a second pair of legs as these I have are not much use. :rolleyes:

harry Bailey esq

I think I'd look quite snappy with a tail.

Bobblehats

Hydraulic pistons in place of achilles tendon

Force Carrier

KevRossi wrote: »

Legs in proportion to the rest of my body, I take a 29"leg, if it was in proportion to my torso it would be a 34", so I'd be 6'1" or thereabouts like the 'oul fella.

A smaller torso could also solve your problem. More environmentally friendly option. You'd be all in proportion.

Ken.

Cutie 3.14 wrote: »

Giant tittays

Rub between them with some tissue paper.

Bobblehats

Force Carrier wrote: »

A smaller torso could also solve your problem. More environmentally friendly option. You'd be all in proportion.

My thing is the forelimbs, past the joints I think cmt stunted their development. Pushing hard to ward off the onset but only causing further disproportions :pac:

Strumms

I’d want a second and third yeahhh fûck it... third pancreas for no other reason than the amusement of people trying to pronounce pancreasesesssss

Magic body wand


Snigger
Sorry i mean wings

killanena

Tiny nano-bots in my blood stream that repaired any external or internal damage and also fought off bad bacteria, parasites and viruses.

corner of hells

Gills , so I can be like the man from Atlantis.

About five or six inches of height. Getting things from high(er) shelves would be my superpower.

corner of hells

Candie wrote: »

About five or six inches of height. Getting things from high(er) shelves would be my superpower.

Have you thought about lowering the shelves ?

Cutie 3.14

Nosnon wrote: »

Rub between them with some tissue paper.

What will that do :-O

Force Carrier

Strumms wrote: »

I’d want a second and third yeahhh fûck it... third pancreas for no other reason than the amusement of people trying to pronounce pancreasesesssss

What? Do you mean Pancrii?

corner of hells

Cutie 3.14 wrote: »

Nosnon wrote: »

Rub between them with some tissue paper.

What will that do :-O

You really shouldn't have asked ?

Cutie 3.14

corner of hells wrote: »

You really shouldn't have asked ?

Why!

PsychoPete

Ten of Swords wrote: »

So basically which one of the X-Men would you like to be?

Gotta love Sunday threads!

Obviously Wolverine

Panthro

Ten of Swords wrote: »

So basically which one of the X-Men would you like to be?

Gotta love Sunday threads!

I'd be Storm. First thing I'd do is change me name to "Jaysus tis a powerful day out there, hah?"
And if they didn't agree with me, I'd blast them with hail stones.

corner of hells

corner of hells wrote: »

Have you thought about lowering the shelves ?

Supermarkets refuse to co-operate, it's so inconsiderate of them.

Ken.

Cutie 3.14 wrote: »

What will that do :-O

It'll make them bigger.

lbc2019

killanena wrote: »

Tiny nano-bots in my blood stream that repaired any external or internal damage and also fought off bad bacteria, parasites and viruses.

Was that not a cartoon in the 80s?

KevRossi

Force Carrier wrote: »

A smaller torso could also solve your problem. More environmentally friendly option. You'd be all in proportion.

Yeah, but then I'd be about 5'3", the same as my mother.

Aceandstuff

Strumms wrote: »

I’d want a second and third yeahhh fûck it... third pancreas for no other reason than the amusement of people trying to pronounce pancreasesesssss

Type 1 diabetic here. Give me ALL THE PANCREASSSESESESESSSSIIIESESESSS.
I'll need to keep replacing them when they get nuked by my immune system!

Ten of Swords

Nanobots? It's a legit field of medical research, concept has been around since the 1960s

That's not to say it wasn't also a cartoon in the 80s, I don't know :pac:

lbc2019

Ten of Swords wrote: »

Nanobots? It's a legit field of medical research, concept has been around since the 1960s

That's not to say it wasn't also a cartoon in the 80s, I don't know :pac:

Once upon a time... Life

Force Carrier

Ten of Swords wrote: »

Nanobots? It's a legit field of medical research, concept has been around since the 1960s

That's not to say it wasn't also a cartoon in the 80s, I don't know :pac:

It's a pity they're not further along the road at this stage.

Although they did clear an infection from a mouse with nanobots a while back.

Feisar

Read Chasm City by Alastair Reynolds some cool as feck body mods there!

Hobosan

Pockets.

JustAThought

Graces7 wrote: »

Internal or only external?

Intwresting! Whichever you prefer! You can have more than 1 go if its important to.you!

JustAThought

mad muffin wrote: »

So you wouldn’t have hands then? As your arms are now wings. Or would you have bat wings with little fingers at the tips. Like man-bat.

I'd have huge collapasable DaVinchi style wings out of my back and keep my arms and forearms intact - I'm adding - not taking away. I'm.not a Bannon extension where you get a huge kitchen but have to lose 2 bedrooms and sleep on a couch.

Aisling(",)

I wouldn't say not to a prehensile tail.