If you could modify your body -by adding something -what would you choose?

JustAThought · 21-07-2019 12:06pm #1

Given a magic body wand I think I'd love to have a huge pair of wings -I could fly about mountains and naval bases and other inaccessible places, check out area 51, save a fortune on flights and have a mobile duvet for the cinema/hikes etc. Given the choice to add something on, what would you choose?

Poor Uncle Tom · 21-07-2019 12:11pm

Get a drone and stop your nonsense

Graces7 · 21-07-2019 12:11pm

JustAThought wrote: »

Given a magic body wand I think I'd love to have a huge pair of wings -I could fly about mountains and naval bases and other inaccessible places, check out area 51, save a fortune on flights and have a mobile duvet for the cinema/hikes etc. Given the choice to add something on, what would you choose?

Internal or only external?

BuboBubo · 21-07-2019 12:12pm

I wouldn't add anything, but I'd minus 3 stone of fat.

Ten of Swords · 21-07-2019 12:12pm

So basically which one of the X-Men would you like to be?

Gotta love Sunday threads!

EmmetSpiceland · 21-07-2019 12:13pm

JustAThought wrote: »

Given a magic body wand I think I'd love to have a huge pair of wings -I could fly about mountains and naval bases and other inaccessible places, check out area 51, save a fortune on flights and have a mobile duvet for the cinema/hikes etc. Given the choice to add something on, what would you choose?

You would be shot down out of the sky and everyone would wonder why he didn’t wish smarter.

some random drunk · 21-07-2019 12:22pm

I'd give myself a big pair o tits and a second penis

Roger Hassenforder · 21-07-2019 12:38pm

some random drunk wrote: »

I'd give myself a big pair o tits and a second penis

You might need another hand

Cutie 3.14 · 21-07-2019 1:12pm

Giant tittays

Cutie 3.14 · 21-07-2019 1:12pm

some random drunk wrote: »

I'd give myself a big pair o tits and a second penis

Ah you bet me to it!

How Soon Is Now · 21-07-2019 1:13pm

Sometimes I think a 24/7 functioning brain would be delightful.

mad muffin · 21-07-2019 1:16pm

JustAThought wrote: »

Given a magic body wand I think I'd love to have a huge pair of wings -I could fly about mountains and naval bases and other inaccessible places, check out area 51, save a fortune on flights and have a mobile duvet for the cinema/hikes etc. Given the choice to add something on, what would you choose?

So you wouldn’t have hands then? As your arms are now wings. Or would you have bat wings with little fingers at the tips. Like man-bat.

SlowBlowin · 21-07-2019 1:17pm

I would have a third eye on the end of my finger very handy for all sorts of things, maybe with the tits too.

_blaaz · 21-07-2019 1:17pm

Id add about 6 inches to my height and also a personality

EmmetSpiceland · 21-07-2019 1:38pm

All these guys wishing for “big titties”, just look down lads. I’ve no doubt the, vast, majority of you already have that wish fulfilled.

And for those who aren’t quite there yet, keep up the pizza and the sedentary “lifestyle” and you’ll be there in no time.

Gimme A Pound · 21-07-2019 1:55pm

Bigger booty.

fash · 21-07-2019 2:10pm

Smaller d**k - it's just too damn big...

KevRossi · 21-07-2019 2:20pm

Legs in proportion to the rest of my body, I take a 29"leg, if it was in proportion to my torso it would be a 34", so I'd be 6'1" or thereabouts like the 'oul fella.

jaxxx · 21-07-2019 2:23pm

Another tongue.

I'm not selfish

endacl · 21-07-2019 2:26pm

Retractable back scratcher

Graces7 · 21-07-2019 3:30pm

a second pair of legs as these I have are not much use. :rolleyes:

harry Bailey esq · 21-07-2019 5:44pm

I think I'd look quite snappy with a tail.

Bobblehats · 21-07-2019 6:17pm

Hydraulic pistons in place of achilles tendon

Force Carrier · 21-07-2019 6:21pm

KevRossi wrote: »

Legs in proportion to the rest of my body, I take a 29"leg, if it was in proportion to my torso it would be a 34", so I'd be 6'1" or thereabouts like the 'oul fella.

A smaller torso could also solve your problem. More environmentally friendly option. You'd be all in proportion.

Ken. · 21-07-2019 6:24pm

Cutie 3.14 wrote: »

Giant tittays

Rub between them with some tissue paper.

Bobblehats · 21-07-2019 6:35pm

Force Carrier wrote: »

A smaller torso could also solve your problem. More environmentally friendly option. You'd be all in proportion.

My thing is the forelimbs, past the joints I think cmt stunted their development. Pushing hard to ward off the onset but only causing further disproportions :pac: