Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie
Hi all,
Vanilla are planning an update to the site on April 24th (next Wednesday). It is a major PHP8 update which is expected to boost performance across the site. The site will be down from 7pm and it is expected to take about an hour to complete. We appreciate your patience during the update.
Thanks all.

Cats

24

Comments

  • Registered Users Posts: 2,302 ✭✭✭p to the e


    o3j7raddsl64eb35iomc.jpg


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 35,941 CMod ✭✭✭✭pixelburp


    I'm just gonna admit it, furrie Francesca Hayward & taylor swift in the trailer has made me aware of a fetish I didnt know i had.

    That said rebel wilson as a comic relief character and James Cordon plain and simply ruin the rest of it.

    I suspect the guiding reactions are either screaming revulsion, or the cause of a surge in Google searches for Furry / Anthro related material lol :D

    https://imgur.com/a/EyroSXC


  • Registered Users Posts: 874 ✭✭✭JohnFalstaff


    conorhal wrote: »
    Cats itself is a wierd choice to adapt, it's a series of TS Elliot poems put to music with no real plot to speak of (or speaking parts al all for that matter).
    I can see this movie loosing a massive amount of money for the studio.

    I reckon it will make a ton of money. Live action musical is one of the safest box office bets currently and Cats is positioned as this year's big holiday season musical. It's following in the footsteps of The Greatest Showman which many also predicted would flop. Families flocked to it.

    It depends on how family friendly Cats is, but I can see a whole young teen demographic coming for Taylor Swift alone. Sticking my neck out I'll go for 4-500m worldwide.


  • Registered Users Posts: 31,816 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    I reckon it will make a ton of money. Live action musical is one of the safest box office bets currently and Cats is positioned as this year's big holiday season musical. It's following in the footsteps of The Greatest Showman which many also predicted would flop. Families flocked to it.

    It depends on how family friendly Cats is, but I can see a whole young teen demographic coming for Taylor Swift alone. Sticking my neck out I'll go for 4-500m worldwide.
    I think the musical is pretty crap tbh (and lacks good songs), that trailer looks a disaster but as you say people love an oul musical and its a known musical...Les Mis did 440m in 2012...you could be right!


    The greatest showman did well because of word of mouth (and in fairness it has some serious tunes) it did fairly poorly opening week....I cant see this doing the same.


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,909 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    It's following in the footsteps of The Greatest Showman which many also predicted would flop. Families flocked to it.

    It depends on how family friendly Cats is, but I can see a whole young teen demographic coming for Taylor Swift alone. Sticking my neck out I'll go for 4-500m worldwide.


    The Greatest Showman some great songs, likable characters, and a decent story to it.

    Having read up on Cats the musical, and the story behind it, I can't really see where they will go with the film. But sur who know's what will happen !!


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users Posts: 874 ✭✭✭JohnFalstaff


    gmisk wrote: »

    The greatest showman did well because of word of mouth (and in fairness it has some serious tunes) it did fairly poorly opening week....I cant see this doing the same.

    Greatest Showman was an original property, which makes its box office success even more impressive in the current climate. Cats has four decades worth of audience recognition that will help its opening weekend.


  • Registered Users Posts: 31,816 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Greatest Showman was an original property, which makes its box office success even more impressive in the current climate. Cats has four decades worth of audience recognition that will help its opening weekend.
    Yep as I said, cats is a known musical.
    Id think it will definitely be front loaded (as in a big couple of weeks then a steep decline...unless its good obviously)


  • Registered Users Posts: 31,816 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    2smiggy wrote: »
    Having read up on Cats the musical, and the story behind it, I can't really see where they will go with the film. But sur who know's what will happen !!
    I have seen it on stage.....the story is gubbins....and the songs are pretty poor.
    But its a known property (like Les Mis) so will probably do gang busters.

    Wicked is the musical adaptation I will be looking forward to!


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,972 ✭✭✭Royale with Cheese


    Got as far as James Corden before having to turn it off. Immediately.


  • Registered Users Posts: 60,274 ✭✭✭✭Agent Coulson


    Ye I have no words.


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users Posts: 4,870 ✭✭✭Hangdogroad


    CastorTroy wrote: »


    As someone who has never seen the musical this looks very wrong.

    Oh , Jaysus not James Corden.

    This looks horrific.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,367 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    jim-jam wrote:
    As someone who has seen the musical it looks very wrong.

    That CGI... whyyyyyyyyyy??? Why not just do make-up and costumes like in the show? That's where the stage version works because, let's face it, the plot and music are pretty poor commons, but this??? This is just a fever-dream of wrongness. Whole lot of nope from me, and I say that as an ALW fan.


  • Registered Users Posts: 442 ✭✭RickBlaine


    It is currently slated to be released on the same weekend as Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker. That will certainly eat into its its potential grosses so I wouldn't be surprised if it gets pushed up to earlier in December. Delaying it until January is a much less prestigious release date.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,885 ✭✭✭Optimalprimerib


    Just make the Hamilton movie ffs. Without James Corden. Or rebel Wilson.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,501 ✭✭✭✭Slydice


    Slydice wrote: »
    I usually find musicals difficult to understand. Even films like A Knights Tale threw me a bit by including numbers.

    I find this trailer very very difficult to understand.

    I eh.. okay so cats seems to get quite deep then :eek:

    https://twitter.com/momo_obrien/status/1152117677571432448


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,984 ✭✭✭conorhal


    Furries: The Musical




  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 22,668 CMod ✭✭✭✭Sad Professor


    Actors digitally dressed as cats... Looks demented. Only Tom Hooper hot off of multiple award winning films that have given him an inflated sense of his own talent could be behind this. I think I hate everything about it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,984 ✭✭✭conorhal


    Actors digitally dressed as cats... Looks demented. Only Tom Hooper hot off of multiple award winning films that have given him an inflated sense of his own talent could be behind this. I think I hate everything about it.


    I see a few bits online from the production art from Spielberg's aborted attempt to make the film version before Dreamworks traditional animation devision got shuttered and it looked great.

    There's shades of Don Bluth to the designs, it's a shame that traditional cell animation in cinema is so dead and unapealing to younger generations that it's a dying artform at this stage, or at the very least becoming very niche. It would have added far more then this snapchat horror show ever could.


    ec6qafepg3db6pzoxath.jpg


    Concept sketch for McCavity

    https://twitter.com/cartoonbrew/status/1152326888540573700


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭TiGeR KiNgS


    Slydice wrote: »
    I eh.. okay so cats seems to get quite deep then :eek:

    https://twitter.com/momo_obrien/status/1152117677571432448

    Can't believe i watched over 2 mins of that clip :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,456 ✭✭✭Niska


    Well, I no longer want a live action Thundercats movie...


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users Posts: 10,288 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Miaow!


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,956 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    I've never seen Cats and only know the one song - no prizes for guessing which one - and so it took me a while to recognise the running Cats joke in Bojack Horseman, for example. I see there's a behind-the-scenes featurette up now:


    You're going to take a load of people, and they're going to pretend to be cats. If you just say it out loud, it's bonkers. But that's where the most fun happens, really.

    :P

    From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch’.

    — Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 Astronaut



  • Registered Users Posts: 12,956 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch’.

    — Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 Astronaut



  • Registered Users Posts: 10,501 ✭✭✭✭Slydice


    I .. eh.. this is the 'but We've got Idris Elba' trailer?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,302 ✭✭✭p to the e


    Well... the reviews are in. Ouch


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭el Fenomeno


    p to the e wrote: »
    Well... the reviews are in. Ouch

    They're such fun to read. My personal favourite that I saw on twitter:

    "Watching CATS is like stumbling upon an unholy and heretofore unknown genre of porn. Every time these horny fur demons tongue a milk bowl and start moaning I was certain the FBI would raid the theater."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 40,061 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    Bradshaw in the guardian loved it
    Actually he thought it was sh1t
    So wrote in rhyme but it didn't save time
    For him or us
    Cats is a perfectly awful load of puss.

    https://www.theguardian.com/film/2019/dec/19/cats-review-tom-hooper-judi-dench-idris-elba-taylor-swift


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 29,081 CMod ✭✭✭✭johnny_ultimate


    It's a rare treat to see not just one good, mean pan... but seemingly every critic in every major publication coming together in harmony to crucify some awful piece of ****e.


  • Registered Users Posts: 27,320 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    I get the feeling that 10, maybe 20 years from now this will be a cult favourite like The Room.


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users Posts: 23,434 ✭✭✭✭Kermit.de.frog


    I heard this was going to be the horror event of the year.


    WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY THINKING!? :pac:


Advertisement