WWE Extreme Rules 2019 (Spoilers)

J. Marston

lawlolawl wrote: »

They papered the hell out of this event.


2 for 1 tickets from pretty much day 1. There was still 1500 available between Tickectmaster and resellers as of yesterday.

And? The finances of it don't concern me.

It looks good and they sound into it.

lawlolawl

Itssoeasy wrote: »

So how exactly is this match extreme ?

The "extreme" is part of "extremely bad" or "extremely boring" which is what this entire card will be.


I can't wait for Champ Corbin.

lawlolawl

J. Marston wrote: »

And? The finances of it don't concern me.

It looks good and they sound into it.

They're chanting that an embarrassing, broken down, shell of a man has "still got it".


He hasn't had it for nearly 2 decades.

Itssoeasy

Taker couldn't even get to the finish without a botch.

lawlolawl

Itssoeasy wrote: »

Taker couldn't even get to the finish without a botch.

To be fair, he's probably confused by environments outside of the nursing home at this stage.



Also, he missed bingo to be at this thing and it is definitely well past his usual bedtime.

Itssoeasy

Michael cole is drunk. The undertaker was never athletic in his best days, never mind now.

Itssoeasy

How did Seth trick Becky to be his girlfriend ?

Itssoeasy

Covered in pigeon ****. I agree Becky. I agree.

Itssoeasy

Raw reunion ?

sky88

I mean it was actually a fun opening match

J. Marston

Here are the crowd killers, The Revival. Never have a pair of nobodies had such a high opinion of themselves.

lawlolawl

Wait, what?


Finn was IC champ and apparently lost it to Nakamura on the Sam Roberts pre-show?


I genuinely didn't even know he had the belt in the first place and i don't really understand why he was wrestling Shinsuke.

Itssoeasy

J. Marston wrote: »

Here are the crowd killers, The Revival. Never have a pair of nobodies had such a high opinion of themselves.

The revival are the best tag team in WWE J. Just because WWE book them like crap isn't their fault.

lawlolawl

J. Marston wrote: »

Here are the crowd killers, The Revival. Never have a pair of nobodies had such a high opinion of themselves.

The Revival are by far the best tag team in WWE but WWE has no idea how to book tag teams.

J. Marston

Itssoeasy wrote: »

The revival are the best tag team in WWE J. Just because WWE book them like crap isn't their fault.

lawlolawl wrote: »

The Revival are by far the best tag team in WWE but WWE has no idea how to book tag teams.

A pair of Dean Malenkos. Technically great I'm sure but not an ounce of personality between the pair of them. NXT hides that very well for a lot of guys and girls, as much I love the Takeovers.

Itssoeasy

J. Marston wrote: »

Itssoeasy wrote: »

The revival are the best tag team in WWE J. Just because WWE book them like crap isn't their fault.

lawlolawl wrote: »

The Revival are by far the best tag team in WWE but WWE has no idea how to book tag teams.

A pair of Dean Malenkos. Technically great I'm sure but not an ounce of personality between the pair of them. NXT hides that very well for a lot of guys and girls, as much I love the Takeovers.

Were Dennis Condrey and bobby Eaton the most charismatic people ? No, but they are one of the best tag teams ever.

Itssoeasy

Scott Dawson is this generations Arn Anderson.

Itssoeasy

Nicely Done the revival.

lawlolawl

J. Marston wrote: »

A pair of Dean Malenkos. Technically great I'm sure but not an ounce of personality between the pair of them. NXT hides that very well for a lot of guys and girls, as much I love the Takeovers.

I mean, they're no Shane Mc Mahon and Drew or Shane Mc Mahon and Elias......

lawlolawl

Battle of Main Event jobbers coming up.

Who wins?

Who cares!

johnnysmack

lawlolawl wrote: »

Battle of Main Event jobbers coming up.

Who wins?

Who cares!

Go away

Angron

Decent show so far.

Itssoeasy

That ref who yells "kick out" is back. **** off please.

lawlolawl

What if it turns out that Cesaro wasn't the one knocking on the door at all and this is all some hilarious misunderstanding?

Itssoeasy

The street profits are funny people. Alexa is gold also.

sky88

Been really good show surprisingly enough

lawlolawl

Itssoeasy wrote: »

The street profits are funny people. Alexa is gold also.

Cryme Tyme all over again.

Thinly veiled racism ahoy!

Itssoeasy

Alexa bliss is a gorgeous and and a a goddess.

martyos121

Genuinely forgot this was even on until a few minutes ago. Been reading that it’s a good show so far though?

lawlolawl

Itssoeasy wrote: »

Alexis bliss is a gorgeous and and a a goddess.

It's a shame she keeps getting her brains scrambled by barely-trained, overpushed, clumsy idiots.

Itssoeasy

Yeah remember Sasha banks who took her ball home.

J. Marston

Sasha interfering? Corey's line about Bayley "having a friend who abandoned her" makes me think so.

Itssoeasy

J. Marston wrote: »

Sasha interfering? Corey's line about Bayley "having a friend who abandoned her" makes me think so.

I hope not. Hopefully Sasha never comes back. I wouldn't miss her.

lawlolawl

I'm not watching this but bayley is supposedly bright orange from spray tan and the womens tag champs are doing some internet watch along thing rather than having a match?

lawlolawl

Sasha is never coming back because they realise it would be a really bad idea to put someone in front of a live audience when that person is completely done with their dumpster fire of an employer.

They'll pay her to do nothing for 3+ years just so she can't go elsewhere.

Adiboo

lawlolawl wrote: »

The "extreme" is part of "extremely bad" or "extremely boring" which is what this entire card will be.


I can't wait for Champ Corbin.

My god, give it a rest. That was such a reach. Don't try so hard.

lawlolawl

A WWE last man standing match?

Can't wait for every single hiptoss/strike/slight nudge to result in a 9 count for dramatic effect!

It's a hardcore rest-off and neither of these damned souls, forever trapped in 50/50 booking are willing to be the sleepier man!

J. Marston

It's every fúcking thread at this point with him. It's probably backseat modding or whatever but can a mod do something about this tomorrow?

lawlolawl

J. Marston wrote: »

It's every fúcking thread at this point with him. It's probably backseat modding or whatever but can a mod do something about this tomorrow?

You want me banned for pointing out that garbage is garbage?

sky88

That was great shows been great fun so far

lawlolawl

Lucky that that giant box of crash pads was there or that might have been interesting.

sky88

lawlolawl wrote: »

Lucky that that giant box of crash pads was there or that might have been interesting.

Oh yea f*** wwe for trying to protect the wrestlers on a bump

Officer999

Just stick the title on Samoa Joe....disappointed with that

lycan238

I missed the finish live. My internet dropped just as seth came back into the ring from the splash and came back on just as lesnar was being announced as champ. Enjoyed the show to be fair.

J. Marston

The End of Days to Becky was great. Didn't think they'd go there in the end but it paid off. Crowd ate it up and despised Corbin afterwards.

Anyway, back to no champion on Raw. I would say it was fun while it lasted but....it hasn't been.

johnnyryan89

lycan238 wrote: »

I missed the finish live. My internet dropped just as seth came back into the ring from the splash and came back on just as lesnar was being announced as champ. Enjoyed the show to be fair.

Don't mind Brock winning, Seth is a lame champion anyway and the belt is better off even on a part timer. The one change though would have been that Brock should have F5 Becky rather than Corbin hitting her with the end of days.

Loughc

lawlolawl wrote: »

I'm not watching this but bayley is supposedly bright orange from spray tan and the womens tag champs are doing some internet watch along thing rather than having a match?

Of course you’re not watching. You just posted along live with the Ppv times commenting on promos and chants but you weren’t watching. Hell even if you were reading live spoilers than makes you the biggest WWE fan out there cause you’re puttibg in some serious dedication following everything wwe does.

Loughc

lawlolawl wrote: »

Lucky that that giant box of crash pads was there or that might have been interesting.

But you weren’t watching of course

RollieFingers

Those two main events were awful. And back to a part time champion again with Lesnar isn't the way I thought they'd go with Heymans brand. At least Taker didn't nearly kill anyone. Cesaro/Black was good though.

ERG89

RollieFingers wrote: »

And back to a part time champion again with Lesnar isn't the way I thought they'd go with Heymans brand.

Lesnar winning the Universal title for that "heel heat". At least it's not like when Heyman was working on ECW & Big Show (who was maybe fatter than he's ever been) was given the belt.


Balor lost the intercontinental title in the pre show. Can't see anyone who posted about it (btw the Revival are no Arn or Malenko in terms of ability).
I'd suggest Balor turn heel as he's not been one yet in 5 years with WWE but not involving The Club. Being a lackey to Styles who's holding the most mid card belt in the company ain't a good look nor is hanging out with Gallows & Anderson who are the equivalent of lads in college delighted with scraping a pass. A heel run with Mysterio would do him good as it did for Jericho & Punk but Rey was better protected then & more over than he is now.