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Batwoman is WOKE!

  • 25-05-2019 12:13am
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,407 ✭✭✭✭Kermit.de.frog




    Ok see this trailer of a new series about Batwoman.

    Ok Batwoman, that's cool. I can get in to that.

    But I have a feeling if you reversed the roles here it would not go unremarked on :pac:


    Let's say Batwoman ran away to leave Gotham fend for itself.

    And then Batman found Batwoman's cave and decided "I need you to fix her suit" to which a female butler replies "but it's perfection" and Batman says "It will be when it fits a MAN!"


    And at the end Batman says "I'm not about to let a woman take credit for a man's work"

    To blaring background music - "I'm a MANNNNN!!!"




    Not all men are bad. We do have our uses. Also the ironing of that line about not taking credit for a woman's work is delicious


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭AllForIt


    battywoman


  • Site Banned Posts: 2 Chozer youz3r name


    is Barbara Gordon all grown up?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,573 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Moved to TV forum in 3... 2...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,439 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    But I have a feeling if you reversed the roles here it would not go unremarked on :pac:


    The roles as they are in that movie would have gone unremarked upon too had you not remarked upon them and drawn attention to that awful shìte. It’s almost like you’re more woke than the most woke :pac:

    Meh, I remember the consternation caused by the codpieces in the Batman and Robin movie, Chris O’ Donnell’s was bigger... apparently (I wasn’t looking that closely :pac:)




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 524 ✭✭✭DelaneyIn


    Possibly the most unnatural dialogue ever.

    “The suit is literal perfection”

    “It will be... When it fits a woman”

    Who the hell talks like that?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    The pink pound has dried up and now it's about getting some of that pandering pound.


    tenor.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,048 ✭✭✭Bunny Colvin


    Can't wait to see the trailer for Wonderman


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    All them action sound effects makes me think of a Bollywood film, and that mask looks so stupid on her. :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭RWCNT


    DelaneyIn wrote: »
    Possibly the most unnatural dialogue ever.

    “The suit is literal perfection”

    “It will be... When it fits a woman”

    Who the hell talks like that?

    Can't stand unrealistic dialogue in films about people who dress up as animals and fight crime.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,854 ✭✭✭✭silverharp


    its Batma'am thank you veeeery much!

    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 582 ✭✭✭Hobosan


    RWCNT wrote: »
    Can't stand unrealistic dialogue in films about people who dress up as animals and fight crime.

    I sense sarcasm here, but Raging Bull, considered a great film by many, is about a horse that becomes a professional boxer and that had very believable dialogue.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 524 ✭✭✭DelaneyIn


    RWCNT wrote: »
    Can't stand unrealistic dialogue in films about people who dress up as animals and fight crime.


    I'm all for great female protagonists, but this dialouge was literally "I'M A WOMAN I'M A WOMAN I'M A WOMAN I'M A WOMAN I'M A WOMAN I'M A WOMAN I'M A WOMAN I'M A WOMAN I'M A WOMAN I'M A WOMAN I'M A WOMAN I'M A WOMAN I'M A WOMAN I'M A WOMAN BTW I'M A WOMAN." It's just an empty puppet used for a political statement. The creators need to look at WonderWoman to see a good example. The original Batwoman is an amazing character. This is just cringeworthy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 434 ✭✭Sprog 4


    Can't wait to see the trailer for Wonderman

    Or He-Woman


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Zorya




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,420 ✭✭✭MrFresh


    What a ridiculous thing to get upset about.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,217 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    DelaneyIn wrote: »
    Possibly the most unnatural dialogue ever.

    “The suit is literal perfection”

    “It will be... When it fits a woman”

    Who the hell talks like that?
    Bad writers seeking to write sermons of whatever their faith is rather than dialogue, supported by investors jumping onto whatever bandwagon they think will return the most cash. Plus it appears to be aimed at the kids market, particularly young girls so that's part of it. I caught an episode of Supergirl(I think they're from the same crowd?) once and thought it pretty daft, but then quickly realised, oh wait, I'm not a 10 year old girl, it's not aimed at me so big deal. Complaining about it would be like me dissecting Peppa Pig for its lack of realism.

    It's not helped by an actress so awful it's puzzling why she gets so promoted. More of the "woke" stuff I suppose? We got a gender fluid, tatted up lesbian with more publicly declared neurosis's than a Woody Allen flic who's in the papers all the time. She can't act? Who cares, she'll bring in some demographic or other. They jammed her into a John Wick film and to minimise her woodenness made her a deaf mute. Even then the scenery had more personality.

    I suppose this stuff and that captain marvel thing is kinda like a currently popular "feminist" rehash of the roided up daftly wooden muscle heads that were popular in the 80's? Yer Jean Claude Van Damme's weren't going to be doing Hamlet anytime soon. :D Though at least Arnie tried to play it for laughs a lot of the time.

    I'm not sure of what their Message™ is though. Going by that it seems it's a woman can't make anything of her own, instead she steals a man's idea, reputation and property and claims it all for herself. OK... :D

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,536 ✭✭✭Silentcorner


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Bad writers seeking to write sermons of whatever their faith is rather than dialogue, supported by investors jumping onto whatever bandwagon they think will return the most cash. Plus it appears to be aimed at the kids market, particularly young girls so that's part of it. I caught an episode of Supergirl(I think they're from the same crowd?) once and thought it pretty daft, but then quickly realised, oh wait, I'm not a 10 year old girl, it's not aimed at me so big deal. Complaining about it would be like me dissecting Peppa Pig for its lack of realism.

    It's not helped by an actress so awful it's puzzling why she gets so promoted. More of the "woke" stuff I suppose? We got a gender fluid, tatted up lesbian with more publicly declared neurosis's than a Woody Allen flic who's in the papers all the time. She can't act? Who cares, she'll bring in some demographic or other. They jammed her into a John Wick film and to minimise her woodenness made her a deaf mute. Even then the scenery had more personality.

    I suppose this stuff and that captain marvel thing is kinda like a currently popular "feminist" rehash of the roided up daftly wooden muscle heads that were popular in the 80's? Yer Jean Claude Van Damme's weren't going to be doing Hamlet anytime soon. :D Though at least Arnie tried to play it for laughs a lot of the time.

    I'm not sure of what their Message™ is though. Going by that it seems it's a woman can't make anything of her own, instead she steals a man's idea, reputation and property and claims it all for herself. OK... :D

    This seems to be a running theme in Hollywood these days...if the amount of "woke" reboots are anything to go by, they are all flopping, it seems it wasn't misogyny holding these feminists back...it was a complete lack of creativity and decent scripts.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭Sonny noggs


    MrFresh wrote: »
    What a ridiculous thing to get upset about.

    Right on cue, well done you. Now you just need to learn the difference between someone being upset and someone calmly pointing out hypocrisy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Zorya


    MrFresh wrote: »
    What a ridiculous thing to get upset about.

    Don't think people are upset at all. More like they just think it's silly. It's patronising and oh so very dull. And that actress is really bad.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,694 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    Hobosan wrote: »
    I sense sarcasm here, but Raging Bull, considered a great film by many, is about a horse that becomes a professional boxer and that had very believable dialogue.

    It was actually a cow that became a professional boxer but they used horses for filming because cows don't look like cows on film.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,439 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    Zorya wrote: »


    I thought they might have ripped that scene straight out of Terminator because they figured the audience wouldn’t be old enough to remember, it would give the movie some semblance of originality. But then I realised it was more likely to be “woke humour”...

    It’s not even upsetting, it just doesn’t make any sense :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Hopefully it will be a success.

    Are they planning on making a Ghostbusters 2?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Zorya


    I thought they might have ripped that scene straight out of Terminator because they figured the audience wouldn’t be old enough to remember, it would give the movie some semblance of originality. But then I realised it was more likely to be “woke humour”...

    It’s not even upsetting, it just doesn’t make any sense :(

    To be honest I have some inkling it is a deleted scene (not sure on that)...but nonetheless it is indicative of the ''mood board'', shall we say. It also has ''The Don'' :rolleyes: oh you clever people. And then it fncks the message up with some really bad driving at the end :pac:

    The amount of Netflx stuff I have switched off after 15 minutes in the past few months because I am so fricking weary of being lectured. It's a bore.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,217 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    This seems to be a running theme in Hollywood these days...if the amount of "woke" reboots are anything to go by, they are all flopping, it seems it wasn't misogyny holding these feminists back...it was a complete lack of creativity and decent scripts.
    I agree on the lack of creativity and decent scripts, but I'd say that's across the board, not just the "woke" stuff, though it creeps in everywhere. QV the last two Star Wars outings. Yeah there was the "woke" stuff, but more than that they were appallingly badly written(one a cynical near scene for scene remake, the other a clatter of bad pacing and plot). But they got bums on seats because of the brand. The Star Wars/Marvel juggernauts near guarantee big returns no matter what bilge they put on the screen. The fan buy in is so strong and the comic con announcements are like Triumph of the Will for nerds. The ghostbusters flic died a death alright, but IIRC the all woman cast Oceans whatever number they're up to now turned a good profit(and fair enough as it didn't have the comic book stuff to support it). Captain Marvel ditto.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭conorhal



    "I'm not about to let a man take credit for a woman's work"


    Coming from the chick that has literally broken into the bat-cave and stolen all of Batman's $h1t, including his costume? That's Alanis Morisette levels of understanding of the word ironic.

    Why are SJW's always all about demanding unearned recognition?


    This crap is clearly outrage marketing. It's the two articles for the price of one premise. One article about the trailer and the second wailing about the hostile reaction from man-babies that they deliberately provoked with antagonistic clickbait.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    Wibbs wrote: »
    I'm not sure of what their Message™ is though. Going by that it seems it's a woman can't make anything of her own, instead she steals a man's idea, reputation and property and claims it all for herself. OK... :D
    So you're saying a woke tv show is "problematic" with regard to how it portrays women?

    Wibbs confirmed as "ultra woke". :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,399 ✭✭✭✭ThunbergsAreGo


    Why do US shows write such unlikeable lead characters


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭Sonny noggs


    That ‘when it fits a woman line’ - I thought women were all shapes and sizes and we are no longer encouraging body shaming and should accept women for what they were? Or is she referring to a stereotypical woman shape that all women should be aspiring to? (presumably meaning her own body shape since she plans to wear it?)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,423 ✭✭✭batgoat


    Not majorly sold on the trailer but more because I'm a bit jaded with the genre. But worth pointing out that the OP would likely say the same about Doom Patrol. But it's easily one of the best shows of the year.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    You can’t have batwoman without man in it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭Sonny noggs


    Is she playing a lesbian batwoman?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,423 ✭✭✭batgoat


    Is she playing a lesbian batwoman?

    She's been a lesbian for years in the comics. So what's the problem?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭Sonny noggs


    batgoat wrote: »
    She's been a lesbian for years in the comics. So what's the problem?

    Just asked the question, why so defensive?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,423 ✭✭✭batgoat


    Just asked the question, why so defensive?

    Because it's pretty clear that you wanted to go in an outraged direction.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭Sonny noggs


    batgoat wrote: »
    Because it's pretty clear that you wanted to go in an outraged direction.

    Calm down, you will give yourself a stroke.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,482 ✭✭✭Gimme A Pound


    It was actually a cow that became a professional boxer but they used horses for filming because cows don't look like cows on film.
    And for horses they tape a bunch of cats together.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,420 ✭✭✭MrFresh


    Right on cue, well done you. Now you just need to learn the difference between someone being upset and someone calmly pointing out hypocrisy.


    I recognise a snowflake when I see one. The same people who feel attacked whenever there's a positive focus on women, homosexuals, foreigners or anything that they don't feel represents them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,439 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    batgoat wrote: »
    She's been a lesbian for years in the comics. So what's the problem?


    She’s the wrong kind of lesbian, and she’s not Jewish -

    Ruby Rose Exits Twitter After ‘Batwoman’ Casting Backlash, Says Fans Calling Her the Wrong Lesbian for the Role Is ‘Ridiculous’

    The CW announced August 7 that Ruby Rose, the Australian actress best known for her breakout role on “Orange is the New Black,” would be leading its upcoming “Batwoman” television series in the title role, but not every fan of the comic book superhero was thrilled with the casting announcement. Angry “Batwoman” fans took to social media in the days following Rose’s hiring to slam the decision by using the hashtag #RecastBatwoman. Fans complained that Rose was the wrong LGBTQ actor to play the superhero and noted that, unlike the character in the comics, Rose is not Jewish.


    I’m not sure whether I’m reading satire or not any more, it’s as though “social justice” has become a parody of itself. They’re definitely getting the “heroes” they deserve.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Zorya



    I’m not sure whether I’m reading satire or not any more, it’s as though “social justice” has become a parody of itself. They’re definitely getting the “heroes” they deserve.


    Today I saw that Alexandria Ocasio Cortez finds cauliflower to be ''colonial''.

    We are well beyond parody.



    (Here it is ...after the bit where she is stunned by compOHHsting)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭recedite


    What is Catwoman going to think of this? There was always a bit of sexual tension between her and Batman.
    Now she's going to have to discover her inner lesbian.

    Either that, or the two of them can resolve this by getting down and dirty in a mudwrestling fight.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,217 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Fourier wrote: »
    So you're saying a woke tv show is "problematic" with regard to how it portrays women?

    Wibbs confirmed as "ultra woke". :eek:
    :eek: :D:D Guilty as charged. Joke is one of the biggest reasons I can't abide current "feminism" and a few other isms with it is that it paints women as perpetual victims and wants society and men to treat them as hair trigger neurotics who will get an attack of the vapours at the merest perceived slight. How society was expected to treat women in victorian times is not so far removed from what current feminists would want women be treated, with extra get out of gaol free cards. Nothing like the women I know and have known.
    batgoat wrote: »
    But worth pointing out that the OP would likely say the same about Doom Patrol. But it's easily one of the best shows of the year.
    I like Doom Patrol myself. Wonderfully daft :D interesting and inventive and head and shoulders above similar I've seen in the oul comic book genre on telly.

    The whole superhero in capes stuff leaves me cold TBH and I haven't read a comic since I was about 15. Even as a kid I wasn't so into the whole marvel/DC thing. Was more a Judge Dredd guy myself.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭Sonny noggs


    recedite wrote: »
    What is Catwoman going to think of this? There was always a bit of sexual tension between her and Batman.
    Now she's going to have to discover her inner lesbian.

    Either that, or the two of them can resolve this by getting down and dirty in a mudwrestling fight.

    With lots of slow motion shots and camera angles. Jelly might be better than mud though.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,217 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Zorya wrote: »
    Today I saw that Alexandria Ocasio Cortez finds cauliflower to be ''colonial''.

    We are well beyond parody.


    (Here it is ...after the bit where she is stunned by compOHHsting)
    Silly cow. :rolleyes: If she's so against the "colonial lens" then she should cast off her clothes and all her tech and social media while she's at it, as the vast majority of that stuff is White Man Juju. Don't speak English or Spanish either. Hell, her Spanish name might be self "triggering" if she thinks on it. If she thinks that is, beyond her next twitter friendly stream of ballsology.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,098 ✭✭✭MonkeyTennis


    Doom Patrol is fantastic


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Zorya


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Silly cow. :rolleyes: If she's so against the "colonial lens" then she should cast off her clothes and all her tech and social media while she's at it, as the vast majority of that stuff is White Man Juju. Don't speak English or Spanish either. Hell, her Spanish name might be self "triggering" if she thinks on it. If she thinks that is, beyond her next twitter friendly stream of ballsology.

    I cannot bear her. Silly cow is right.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,279 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    The trend to push strong women front and centre is all too often handled poorly and I'm not going to judge BatWoman on a trailer but look at the "rage" it's generated already?
    My own 1st reaction was FFS here we go again with hitting stereotype and buttons solely for political correctness sake...
    But I hope I'm wrong and it's just a viral promo strategy.

    Purely coincidentally I rewatched the 1st Episode of the 2003 BSG mini-series last night and IMO it segues well into this latest bit of faux outrage.
    I think BSG is a great model for anyone trying to frame strong female writing into a traditional male paradigm.
    From the recasting of Starbuck and the anger over it at the time to the character really becoming integral and inseperable from the story.
    The relationships between Adams and Roslin and how she exercised executive power and even thru to the "greatest" warrior being a woman Admiral Cain.

    The whole female cast across the series, written as people rather than gender even when pursuing reproduction should be an object lesson in diversity and character development.

    The current trend to write characters that are seen as triggers or provocation solely for provocations sake is to my mind lazy and lacks any real insight.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,841 ✭✭✭lertsnim


    That looks hilariously ****.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,423 ✭✭✭batgoat


    Doom Patrol is fantastic

    My favourite portrayal of a "genderqueer street" to date. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,043 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    This the same group behind Supergirl, Flash, Arrow, Legends?

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,493 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Load of ****


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