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Worst movie cliches

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  • 12-03-2019 1:26pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 680 ✭✭✭


    What do you find the worst type of movie cliche?
    The type that makes you turn a movie off.
    The nerdy girl who becomes a stunner when she takes off her glasses, or the fact any helicopter in any movie ever has to crash or get blown up?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,378 ✭✭✭RebelButtMunch


    redmgar wrote: »
    What do you find the worst type of movie cliche?
    The type that makes you turn a movie off.
    The nerdy girl who becomes a stunner when she takes off her glasses, or the fact any helicopter in any movie ever has to crash or get blown up?

    Secure the area


  • Registered Users Posts: 491 ✭✭B_ecke_r


    The Brown People are always the baddies


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd




  • Registered Users Posts: 32,136 ✭✭✭✭is_that_so


    The teen you know is going to die horribly.
    The script which tells the viewer what's going to happen next.


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,107 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Sean Bean must die in 90% of his roles


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,358 ✭✭✭Thephantomsmask


    Flicking a cigarette butt at a pool of petrol and everything going boom. In reality, the liquid petrol will extinguishe a cigarette butt before the vapour has a chance to ignite.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,192 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    when the baddies are watching TV coverage of their latest crime spree they always grab the remote and switch off the TV before the coverage is finished. same with the police.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,669 ✭✭✭DeepBlue


    The dog surviving.


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,164 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Bad guys tend to be incredibly bad shots!

    The good guy could be in the middle of a football pitch and would still be dodging every bullet being shot from an AK47! They always end up shooting the ground around them.


  • Registered Users Posts: 491 ✭✭B_ecke_r


    Sean Bean must die in 90% of his roles

    I actually think it's much higher than this!

    I can't think of one he survives


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  • Registered Users Posts: 582 ✭✭✭Hobosan


    Dumb or unusual prop mentioned at the beginning being used to save the day, usually with comic effect at the end of the movie.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Splitting up to cover more ground in a ludicrously dangerous situation.


  • Registered Users Posts: 40,324 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Hobosan wrote: »
    Dumb or unusual prop mentioned at the beginning being used to save the day, usually with comic effect at the end of the movie.

    Chekhovs gun.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,067 ✭✭✭RoryMurphyJnr


    Binoculars
    Every time someone uses them the edges get blurred?????


  • Registered Users Posts: 680 ✭✭✭redmgar


    Hobosan wrote: »
    Dumb or unusual prop mentioned at the beginning being used to save the day, usually with comic effect at the end of the movie.
    Chekhov's Gun


  • Registered Users Posts: 680 ✭✭✭redmgar


    People can go into a bar and ask for a beer without a specific brand.


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,136 ✭✭✭✭is_that_so


    redmgar wrote: »
    People can go into a bar and ask for a beer without a specific brand.

    You can do that in real life in the UK if you ask for a lager or bitter!


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    B_ecke_r wrote: »
    I actually think it's much higher than this!

    I can't think of one he survives

    Ronin


  • Registered Users Posts: 40,324 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Sean Bean must die in 90% of his roles

    Not even close to 90%. 32% according to his calculation:

    http://www.darkhorizons.com/sean-bean-has-highest-screen-death-ratio/


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,577 ✭✭✭✭joujoujou
    Unregistered Users


    Person falling off a building always lands on a car's roof.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,510 ✭✭✭Wheety


    Binoculars
    Every time someone uses them the edges get blurred?????

    The view though binoculars looking like this

    binoculars.jpg?itok=SCHXgp29


  • Registered Users Posts: 333 ✭✭Cyclepath


    People hanging up the phone abruptly without going through the bye, bye, bye, bey, b-b-bye, thing.


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,136 ✭✭✭✭is_that_so


    Cyclepath wrote: »
    People hanging up the phone abruptly without going through the bye, bye, bye, bey, b-b-bye, thing.

    That's an Irish thing although they should do it anyway! :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,417 ✭✭✭The Davestator


    People who hide under beds; most beds have rakes of dust, shoes, lego blocks and ya would prefer to die rather than to get under it


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,393 ✭✭✭✭Vegeta


    Ambiguous endings where the viewers are left to debate what really happened. One step above "I woke up and it was all a dream"


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,935 ✭✭✭✭CastorTroy


    Flicking a cigarette butt at a pool of petrol and everything going boom. In reality, the liquid petrol will extinguishe a cigarette butt before the vapour has a chance to ignite.

    Same for matches. I try throwing a lit match on paper in the fireplace and it goes out before lighting the paper. In films, a single match can burn down a house.
    Cyclepath wrote: »
    People hanging up the phone abruptly without going through the bye, bye, bye, bey, b-b-bye, thing.

    They made a joke of this in NTSF:SD:SUV with the main guy hanging up and the other person saying they're rude.


    Horror movies where the monster moves slow and catches up with someone running. Or slasher movies where the human killer seems to be invulnerable with the ability to be everywhere


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    If someone has something they're trying to keep hidden or they're not supposed to have, they will regularly unwrap it (such as a gun in a handkerchief) to look at it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,825 ✭✭✭Alkers


    Continuously changing gears when driving fast,
    Getting half way through a car chase before the close up of the accelerator being applied all the way to the floor


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,136 ✭✭✭✭is_that_so


    The number of completely outlandish plans that succeed and the remarkable ability of characters to reveal these fully formed.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭Krombopulos Michael


    Using a microwave a an explosive timer. Unless its a delay start (which isn't as the light is on and the plate is turning), pressing start should be the detonation, not when it turns off.

    See Gross Point Blank or Under Siege or many others that do this.

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSt1CJORg7m2cu112qtA8zYGXZ7r9FKr5b08bBIJO2H7k22e61S


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