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The Taylor-made CVPL Chat Thread!

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  • #302
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,538 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    It'd be "Westley". :cool: :D


  • #303
    tea and coffee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,850 ✭✭✭tea and coffee


    The Princess Bride wrote: »
    I wouldn't mind, it'd be savage/cool/deadly/wicked...
    Whatever current slang is for brilliant.

    Apparently the word you are looking for is "clutch"
    Clearly, I'm ancient, as this to me is a small bag you grasp in your hands.


  • #304
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,538 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Or a pedal in a car...


  • #305
    Suckit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,211 ✭✭✭✭Suckit


    New Home wrote: »
    Hi Suckit, are you still getting broken links today?
    I'm only seeing this now. Nope, I noticed a couple of your posts were viewable :)


    keep 'em coming :D


  • #306
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,456 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    New Home wrote: »
    Golf balls cut in half
    71453.jpg

    Weird. I work with a waterjet machine and only yesterday we cut up 200 golf balls.


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  • #307
    josip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,490 ✭✭✭✭josip


    Quazzie wrote: »
    Weird. I work with a waterjet machine and only yesterday we cut up 200 golf balls.


    Why 200?


  • #308
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,456 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    josip wrote: »
    Why 200?

    To make 400 halves. A customer is gluing them to a feature wall of some sort.


  • #309
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,538 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Because they could, that's why!

    :pac:


  • #310
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    New Home wrote: »
    236033.jpg

    Challenge accepted

    53580a54ecad04cd634608ff-750-563.jpg


  • #311
    Enright
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 946 ✭✭✭Enright


    Darch Nemesis wrote: »
    54515687_10156445776359164_7258834513692721152_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&_nc_ht=scontent-dub4-1.xx&oh=b6bc57aba6945faeadb7fb24dff665a1&oe=5D4931E4

    My bad, I read that as The Rapist, guess I have some underlying issues, anyone with the name of a good therapist ?


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  • #312
    Mr Crispy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,220 ✭✭✭Mr Crispy


    What about someone who is both an analyst and therapist?

    flat,550x550,075,f.u1.jpg


  • #313
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 25,611 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=109760842&postcount=2818

    Where/what is this?


  • #314
    cdeb
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,313 Mod ✭✭✭✭cdeb


    New York I presume?

    The diagonal street looks like Broadway, with everything else laid out in grid fashion.


  • #315
    Mr Crispy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,220 ✭✭✭Mr Crispy


    Yep. More here.


  • #316
    Gloomtastic!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,909 ✭✭✭Gloomtastic!


    Why did his Mum throw cheese at him?


  • #317
    dulpit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,568 ✭✭✭✭dulpit


    Gloomtastic! wrote: »
    Why did his Mum throw cheese at him?

    https://nypost.com/2019/03/01/why-people-are-throwing-cheese-at-babies/


  • #318
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,538 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Lots of people would benefit enormously from psychiatric care. :/


  • #319
    Gloomtastic!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,909 ✭✭✭Gloomtastic!


    dulpit wrote: »
    https://nypost.com/2019/03/01/why-people-are-throwing-cheese-at-babies/

    Started last Thursday and I haven't spotted the Trend. I'm so ashamed!:rolleyes:


  • #320
    dulpit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,568 ✭✭✭✭dulpit


    Gloomtastic! wrote: »
    Started last Thursday and I haven't spotted the Trend. I'm so ashamed!:rolleyes:

    That article is from March 1st, so it's been a few weeks.


  • #321
    New Home
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    I camembert seeing it before either. :pac:


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  • #322
    Hercule Poirot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,231 ✭✭✭Hercule Poirot


    Beric Dondarrion wrote: »
    3tVzyyq.jpg

    What's the deal with this? Is it a KKK thing?


  • #323
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,538 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    It looks like a KKKed Donal Trump signature. At least, that's what it looked like to me.


  • #324
    Wilberto
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,579 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    dulpit wrote: »
    https://nypost.com/2019/03/01/why-people-are-throwing-cheese-at-babies/

    I did chuckle at the intro to this story though.
    Instead of telling babies to say “cheese” for the camera, people on Twitter are now literally throwing slices of cheddar at them.

    :pac: :)


  • #325
    Gloomtastic!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,909 ✭✭✭Gloomtastic!


    Whilst we’re at it, anyone else not have a beeping clue what those aliens are on about most of the time! :rolleyes:


  • #326
    New Home
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    Gloomtastic! wrote: »
    Whilst we’re at it, anyone else not have a beeping clue what those aliens are on about most of the time! :rolleyes:

    I don't anyway (have that problem, I mean. :p).


  • #327
    Mr Crispy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,220 ✭✭✭Mr Crispy


    The Strange Planet comic? It's awesome.


  • #328
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,456 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    inforfun wrote: »
    oG9upk8.jpg

    Bosnia does actually have a tiny coastline approximately 20km long


  • #329
    inforfun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,862 ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    Yeah... but you are not allowed to swim there.
    (I may have just made that up)


  • #330
    Deise Vu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,992 ✭✭✭Deise Vu


    ^^^^^^^

    Neum Bosnia - waters grand



    inforfun wrote: »
    01d.jpg


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  • #331
    GreeBo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,406 ✭✭✭✭GreeBo


    Deise Vu wrote: »
    ^^^^^^^

    Neum Bosnia - waters grand

    I tried to visit there but kept missing the turn off as I was driving too fast...

    Neeeeeeeeeuuuummmm


    /coat


  • #332
    New Home
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    inforfun wrote: »
    Yeah... but you are not allowed to swim there.
    (I may have just made that up)


    Yep, that's right, and that's because the water is so cold you'd catch Neumonia. :pac:










    *gets coat and swimming togs*


  • #333
    inforfun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,862 ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    I actually almost drowned in the Adriatic when i was 7 and snorkling
    This after i almost drowned in a swimming pool in Austria age 4 and fell in the deep end

    And i really like swimming and became pretty good at it once i had some swimming lessons.


  • #334
    Hercule Poirot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,231 ✭✭✭Hercule Poirot


    New Home wrote: »
    It looks like a KKKed Donal Trump signature. At least, that's what it looked like to me.

    Didn't recognise it as The Don's hand scribble


  • #335
    dulpit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,568 ✭✭✭✭dulpit


    Hercule Poirot wrote: »
    Didn't recognise it as The Don's hand scribble

    trump-signature-16x-9_colorcorrected.jpeg


  • #336
    The Princess Bride
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,651 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=109759305&postcount=1113

    I'd gladly rehome him at mine, it'd be a pleasure.

    The kitten, I meant the kitten.;)


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  • #337
    locum-motion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,143 ✭✭✭locum-motion


    Whats with the EU flag/copyright notice ones?

    Were they posted as is (if so, why?) or are posts really being removed and replaced with the notice (if so, why?)


  • #338
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,538 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    It's something that will be voted on in the next few weeks - if you can't prove you're authorised to post something by its author, then you're infringing copyright. It would apply to both individuals and to sites where the content is posted, IIRC. Look up Article 13, Wikipedia had a whole banner/screen dedicated to it.


  • #339
    artvanderlay
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,206 ✭✭✭artvanderlay


    Brian Regan: Inventions intrigue me, I was reading about the Walkie Talkie and I...





    Inventions intrigue me, I was reading about the Walkie Talkie and I read it was a military invention, that surprised me, usually military stuff has strong names you know Apache Helicopter, Tomahawk missile. ...Walkie Talkie? How did that slip through the system? Was a general talking to some guy? "What do you have there soldier?" Well it's a new communication device that's untethered which will enable the troops to speak effectively when they're in the field. "What's it called?" Walkie Talkie. Look I'm walkie and I'm talkie. Now you walkie and talkie general. I'm walkie and talkie, are you walkie and talkie? "I like it solder, what's this explosive device?" The Wammy Kablammy and this is the Rooty Tooty Aim and Shooty.

    link here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOOkH-bZQyk


  • #340
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    The evacuation of Belfast is nearly complete!


  • #341
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    This wan is auditioning for F F?


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  • #342
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Oops!


  • #343
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,857 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    vt9qVW9.jpg?1

    Original content is nice. This is very derivative


  • #344
    major bill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,421 ✭✭✭major bill


    Unexpected Item in Bagging area on YLYL?

    What am I missing ? :o


  • #345
    Signore Fancy Pants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,694 ✭✭✭Signore Fancy Pants


    major bill wrote: »
    Unexpected Item in Bagging area on YLYL?

    What am I missing ? :o

    "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquistion"

    Monty Phyton joke


  • #346
    Wilberto
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,579 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1N6OOWtCYQA




    Love Monty Python! :pac: :)


  • #347
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,857 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Dale Doback wrote: »
    "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquistion"

    Monty Phyton joke

    EVERYBODY expected the Spanish Inquisition - they were legally obliged to give 30 days notice :p


  • #348
    boombang
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,108 ✭✭✭boombang


    teFE49s.jpg

    This has to be one of the funniest things I've seen in this thread. I'm amazed or does not have more likes.


  • #349
    pleas advice
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭pleas advice


    toilet humour :rolleyes:


  • #350
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    pleas advice wrote: »
    toilet humour :rolleyes:
    Could be worse, some places have no privacy at all.
    It really doesn't matter whether you shít left, right or centre.
    omeezm6ot7d11.jpg


  • #351
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,538 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Is that in a prison?


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