Jeff Bezos - World's richest man is now single

AllForIt

https://www.rte.ie/news/newslens/2019/0109/1022248-amazon-bezos-divorce/

Only problem is he's over 50. Uggh.

And he's bald. If proof were needed there is no cure for baldness.

Would you date someone for the richness if not the dishyness?

Or would you prefer a romance with a youthfully fit Amazon Jungle native with a big spear?

Kevin Finnerty

Baldist.

pleas advice

I know a guy who could give him some advice

YFlyer

In before the Rothschilds comment.

nullzero

His (now ex) trouble and strife has an odd look to her.

No doubt she'll do well out of the divorce.

Being 50 odd isn't going to stop him having women throwing themselves at him.

Franz Von Peppercorn

Would he go out with a 50 year old?

#crossthreadreference

Franz Von Peppercorn

YFlyer wrote: »

In before the Rothschilds comment.

What now. He’s not Jewish. Afaik.

Noveight

Watch out Jeff.

Yeah she’s a triflin’, friend indeed...

kneemos

AllForIt wrote: »

https://www.rte.ie/news/newslens/2019/0109/1022248-amazon-bezos-divorce/

Only problem is he's over 50. Uggh.

And he's bald. If proof were needed there is no cure for baldness.

Would you date someone for the richness if not the dishyness?

Or would you prefer a romance with a youthfully fit Amazon Jungle native with a big spear?

There is a cure for baldness.

GBX

https://twitter.com/richardosman/status/1083069233372762114?s=19

Wanderer78

I'd ride him

AllForIt

"Richness is wasted on the over 50's" - to quote myself.

alchemist33

He may be totally comfortable with his baldness

AllForIt

kneemos wrote: »

There is a cure for baldness.

Caffeine Shampoo?

kneemos

AllForIt wrote: »

Caffeine Shampoo?

Transplant.

AllForIt

kneemos wrote: »

Transplant.

Head or scrotum?

kneemos

kneemos wrote: »

There is a cure for baldness.

I would guess having a few billion in the bank makes it invisible to a lot of people

Collie D

GBX wrote: »

https://twitter.com/richardosman/status/1083069233372762114?s=19

Took me a second

paw patrol

Franz Von Peppercorn wrote: »

What now. He’s not Jewish. Afaik.

you don't need to be a Jew to be a tool of the Rothschilds (using Rothschild as a all encompassing word to cover global elite/illuminati)

for example, tony blair is a catholic but an agent for them

kneemos

Aegir wrote: »

I would guess having a few billion in the bank makes it invisible to a lot of people

I think he looks good. The bald look suits some men.

ceadaoin.

He's the richest man in the world. Pretty sure if he cared about being bald he would have done something about it.

nullzero wrote: »

His (now ex) trouble and strife has an odd look to her.

No doubt she'll do well out of the divorce.

Being 50 odd isn't going to stop him having women throwing themselves at him.

Don't know much about him or his marriage but heard on the radio earlier they met and married before he set up Amazon. Hardly a gold digger. She's probably been instrumental in his success and deserves a share of his wealth.

Ipso

YFlyer wrote: »

In before the Rothschilds comment.

That is so 1800's, Soros is the new boogey man.

Ipso

paw patrol wrote: »

you don't need to be a Jew to be a tool of the Rothschilds (using Rothschild as a all encompassing word to cover global elite/illuminati)

for example, tony blair is a catholic but an agent for them

Solidarity brother!

Zorya

Very tricky for him dating in the future to know if someone loves him or his wealth. Tricky for his soon to be ex wife too. Wouldn't like it. To never be able to trust anyone.

25 years is some going

Franz Von Peppercorn

Zorya wrote: »

Very tricky for him dating in the future to know if someone loves him or his wealth. Tricky for his soon to be ex wife too. Wouldn't like it. To never be able to trust anyone.

Why would rich people care if someone loves them for wealth or not.

bb1234567

AllForIt wrote: »

https://www.rte.ie/news/newslens/2019/0109/1022248-amazon-bezos-divorce/

Only problem is he's over 50. Uggh.

And he's bald. If proof were needed there is no cure for baldness.

Would you date someone for the richness if not the dishyness?

Or would you prefer a romance with a youthfully fit Amazon Jungle native with a big spear?

A topical issue

bb1234567

Zorya wrote: »

Very tricky for him dating in the future to know if someone loves him or his wealth. Tricky for his soon to be ex wife too. Wouldn't like it. To never be able to trust anyone.

Ah youd be well able to tell if somebody genuinely loves you or not..but if shes pretty and he wants to belive she genuinely loves him then thats another thing!

AllForIt

Ok nobody answered the question but maybe I've a better one.

Is Amazon destroying the high street? And do you care?

Personally I buy most of my stuff on ebay, not Amazon. What's the difference I suppose, it's all online shopping either way.

I do feel a bit uncomfortable that one man has cornered the online market to such an extent - but then again who want's to visit a multiple of websites to buy stuff. As long as they are paying their tax I suppose. Erm.

JohnnyFlash

He’s a sociopath by all accounts.

Zorya

Franz Von Peppercorn wrote: »

Why would rich people care if someone loves them for wealth or not.

Because people want to be loved for who they are not what they have. Would be horrible to be loved for your wealth.

Ach, I dunno. Maybe some people can live like that.

kneemos

AllForIt wrote: »

Ok nobody answered the question but maybe I've a better one.

Is Amazon destroying the high street? And do you care?

Personally I buy most of my stuff on ebay, not Amazon. What's the difference I suppose, it's all online shopping either way.

I do feel a bit uncomfortable that one man has cornered the online market to such an extent - but then again who want's to visit a multiple of websites to buy stuff. As long as they are paying their tax I suppose. Erm.

Postage is usually a deal breaker with Amazon.

0cp71eyxkb94qf

If he goes for a younger lady, I hope he has a good PR person to help navigate him through the smell of cats and outrage.

riffmongous

Zorya wrote: »

Very tricky for him dating in the future to know if someone loves him or his wealth. Tricky for his soon to be ex wife too. Wouldn't like it. To never be able to trust anyone.

Just find someone else who's rich

xi5yvm0owc1s2b

Zorya wrote: »

Would be horrible to be loved for your wealth.

If Jennifer Lawrence or Scarlett Johannson wanted to love me for my wealth, I think I could make my peace with that.

Zorya

Jaylene Odd Gunpoint wrote: »

If Jennifer Lawrence or Scarlett Johannson wanted to love me for my wealth, I think I could make my peace with that.

retro:electro

Now that’s ultra high net wealth.

The Talking Bread

#LevelPlayingField



Or if he is looking for a family woman, own house, plenty of money coming in, lots of free time

Plumbthedepths

AllForIt wrote:

Would you date someone for the richness if not the dishyness?

You think Melanie is married to Trump for his stunning good looks? That's sweet of you.

DontThankMe

Might have to dress up as a woman and try catfish him so I can get my hands on some of his riches.

Zorya

Plumbthedepths wrote: »

You think Melanie is married to Trump for his stunning good looks? That's sweet of you.

Be a good plot twist if Melania divorced Donald and married Jeff.

Plumbthedepths

Zorya wrote:

Be a good plot twist if Melania divorced Donald and married Jeff.

Well at least Jeff has accepted baldness

Zorya

DontThankMe wrote: »

Might have to dress up as a woman and try catfish him so I can get my hands on some of his riches.

Maybe he likes drag queens. Best of luck.

xi5yvm0owc1s2b

Remember that his ex-wife will be worth a pretty penny after the divorce, and she'll also be single.

Plumbthedepths

DontThankMe wrote:

Might have to dress up as a woman and try catfish him so I can get my hands on some of his riches.

He's fifty, is that not way too old for you? Like maybe 40years?

The Talking Bread

In fairness to him, he has aged very well

The Talking Bread

DontThankMe wrote: »

Might have to dress up as a woman and try catfish him so I can get my hands on some of his riches.

Ah, here is the local ________ to act the eegit again

Lirange

Yep much more Victor Zsazs in the second pic.

Guy:Incognito

ceadaoin. wrote: »

He's the richest man in the world. Pretty sure if he cared about being bald he would have done something about it.



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Exactly. A guy like him could afford to pay full price for one of those big boxes of sharpies. And he could probably have them delivered the next day........

DontThankMe

Plumbthedepths wrote: »

He's fifty, is that not way too old for you? Like maybe 40years?

Na I prefer creepy old men like myself.

Plumbthedepths

DontThankMe wrote:

Na I prefer creepy old men like myself.

Not the impression myself and other posters got. I believe a serving prison officer on this site described you with a pet name they use in prison for people with an unhealthy interest in kids.