What do you find attractive?

sbsquarepants

super_furry wrote: »

Incels with attitude!

I've been hearing this word a bit lately, I had to look up what it means - jaysus christ, what a shower of fúcktards. I didn't think it would be possible to be even sadder / sleazier than these deluded PUA arseholes, but it turns out you can be!

I find it hard to describe what I like, other than I know it when I see it. Over the years I've been wildly attracted to various women who were tall, short, skinny, fat, black, white, irish, foreign, younger, older and everything and anything in between. I've actually gotten with women in the past purely because I liked their accents, their eyes, their teeth or even the way they walked.

My all time dream woman is Steffi Graf - she's a gorgeous looking woman, but what I really loved about her is the way she moved when playing, she was just mesmerising. I could literally look at her all day and never get bored of it.

Basically I'm a fúcking odd ball!:D

The only thing I can consistently point to and say "that turns me on" is red hair. I have always loved redheads of all descriptions. Any woman in the entire world, looks so much hotter as a red head!

Lord Glentoran

A bush.

This thread is akin to learning a new language. I haven't had to google so many terms and acronyms in After Hours before.

I came across this hilariously named Manosphere glossary. Sad bastards have too much time on their hands. They need a wife and loads of kids to move them away from their current low intelligence worldview. Then when they find the wife isn't giving them sex as much (eh, usually because she's tired you self-absorbed numnut), they can return to this paranoid, loser interpretation where it's all a big conspiracy against the poor man. Jesus wept on so many levels.

greenspurs

Deleted User wrote: »

This thread is akin to learning a new language. I haven't had to google so many terms and acronyms in After Hours before.

I came across this hilariously named Manosphere glossary. Sad bastards have too much time on their hands. They need a wife and loads of kids to move them away from their current low intelligence worldview. Then when they find the wife isn't giving them sex as much (eh, usually because she's tired you self-absorbed numnut), they can return to this paranoid, loser interpretation where it's all a big conspiracy against the poor man. Jesus wept on so many levels.

You ok hon ?

*Sends a virtual hug ...... :rolleyes:

greenspurs

Ar$e

Personally, not being specific but aside from my wife I fancy tall, well-endowed polyglot German women who play the cello or violin, and are passionate about history, music and languages.

valoren

Physically, I'm a bum fan.

A pert, not overweight, shapely bum that looks good in; jeans, skirt, pants/trousers and 'active wear :cool:' is a major turn on for me. Diddies? Big or small.

Intelligent common sense, self-deprecating sense of humour and that's pretty much it.

greenspurs

greenspurs wrote: »

You ok hon ?

*Sends a virtual hug ...... :rolleyes:

Strange post.

sbsquarepants

Deleted User wrote: »

Personally, not being specific but aside from my wife I fancy tall, well-endowed polyglot German women who play the cello or violin, and are passionate about history, music and languages.

Sure they're ten a penny, must be like shooting fish in a barrel:D

Wibbs

Deleted User wrote: »

This thread is akin to learning a new language. I haven't had to google so many terms and acronyms in After Hours before.

I came across this hilariously named Manosphere glossary.

"Cel is short for "celibacy". The manosphere uses this term much more broadly than a dictionary would; it essentially refers to any significant period of time which a male has spent without sex. See: heightcel, hicel, incel, marcel, nearcel, noncel, volcel. Presumably, a guy who stayed celibate long enough could be termed a Duracel".

:D:D

kellyshell

good manners
Not mean (hate cheap people)
Has to be funny
bald head & hairy chest....................drool
Sarcastic like me!
bit of a belly on a man is great
strong arms and back

Sirius Boner

kellyshell wrote: »

good manners
Not mean (hate cheap people)
Has to be funny
bald head & hairy chest....................drool
Sarcastic like me!
bit of a belly on a man is great
strong arms and back

You've just described me...not sure about the strong back though...you need someone to clean the house for you too?

sbsquarepants

kellyshell wrote: »

bald head & hairy chest....................drool
bit of a belly on a man is great

Kelly my dear, prepare to be amazed:D:D

kellyshell

Sirius Boner wrote: »

You've just described me...not sure about the strong back though...you need someone to clean the house for you too?

If you clean all the better :D

kellyshell

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Kelly my dear, prepare to be amazed:D:D

by the bald head, hairy chest or belly hahahaha

Grayson

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Kelly my dear, prepare to be amazed:D:D

You must be my twin

Joining a gym next week to get rid of the belly I'm developing. When I was in school there was a teacher who was skinny except for a huge beer belly. He looked like a 50 year old guy who was 8 months pregnant. I'd prefer not to end up like that

Bigbagofcans

Someone who is music mad (loves gigs/festivals and daycent music) and isn't footie mad.
Big turn-off for me is someone who spends their evenings glued to the box watching overgrown men kick an inflated bit of leather up and down a field

Sirius Boner

Bigbagofcans wrote: »

Someone who is music mad (loves gigs/festivals and daycent music) and isn't footie mad.
Big turn-off for me is someone who spends their evenings glued to the box watching overgrown men kick an inflated bit of leather up and down a field

*Forever Alone*

Bigbagofcans

Sirius Boner wrote: »

*Forever Alone*

Ah now

Luckily I've stumbled upon someone who much prefers music to footie

kowloon

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Vocal fry and extreme extroversion are by far the two sexiest things in my view. I'm always instantly drawn to the loudest, most energetic woman in a room - and if her vowels scratch or purr against the bottom of her vocal register when she talks (think Californian "Valley Girl" accent)... Boy oh boy ��

Like the below?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsE5mysfZsY

Wibbs wrote: »

Presumably, a guy who stayed celibate long enough could be termed a Duracel".

:D:D

Some haven't entirely given up and are termed Every Ready™.

orourkeda1977

a nice bit of an aul sexy arse

sbsquarepants

kellyshell wrote: »

by the bald head, hairy chest or belly hahahaha

The whole sexy trio;);)

Dickerty

Well women only, let's get that clear!
Has to be slim, I don't really like big curves. Wife is a size 8, was probably a 6 when we first met (at 19), and I love that she's still an 8 after 4 kids! She is naturally thin and long-limbed, so has always recovered her shape after pregnancy.
Given a choice, defo an ass man rather than boobs. And legs! I'd take a perfect pair of bare legs over any other feature...

Wibbs

kowloon wrote: »

Like the below?

That's the one.

Roger Hassenforder

kowloon wrote: »

Like the below?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsE5mysfZsY

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Mother of God

completedit

In general, women find big boisterous loud masculine men attractive. Face doesn't matter, good social status(just has to be relative, the main guy in the group) and he'll have most girls in the social circle. I thought this would wane as we got older, I thought women would like metrosexual quiet guys more but that only happens in the movies.

EICVD

I find you attractive that, that guy you think is following you that’s me!

yourdeadwright

iv give up as I got older trying to understand what I find attractive,
Iv got a lady and kids and all that so I'm not talking about a cheating or wanting to cheat sort of way or that id ever act on finding someone attractive , but over the years I have certainly found people attractive that I would never imagine I would find attractive if that makes sense ?
Like you know someone who you know isn't all that great looking but for some unknown reason you find them attractive and the opposite some women who are really really good looking but just have no spark ,

I guess its just a spark that someone can give of to you , weather they know it or not , its very hard to judge in advance and normally out of the blue,

fryup

in a woman..blonde hair & brown eyes is a killer

kellyshell

sbsquarepants wrote: »

The whole sexy trio;);)

oh yeh baby