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Poetic Justice

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  • 28-09-2018 7:38pm
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    Porklife
    Registered Users Posts: 1,681 ✭✭✭


    Walking home from work this evening I saw two chuunngg fellas legging it out of my local off licence . They ran through the red lights almost getting smashed by cars and proceeded to scramble around their car trying frantically to open the doors. They had bags of booze with them and bottles shoved under their arms.
    I really like the old dude who runs the offy. He's sound and just trying to earn an honest dollar.
    Anyway they were freaking out trying to get into the car and the next minute it beeps and unlocks. They look over at the off licence, as do I, only to see the old dude standing at the traffic lights smiling holding the car keys.
    Brilliant. Screw you scumbags. If you want a bag of tins, you buy the mother ****in bag of tins. Sweet poetic justice.
    Any of you guys witnessed karma police serving people their just desserts?!


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    #2
    beertons
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    Didn't Radiohead already release something like that?


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    #3
    Signore Fancy Pants
    Registered Users Posts: 3,682 ✭✭✭Signore Fancy Pants


    OMG the offy stoled der keys!


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    Charlie19
    Registered Users Posts: 11,726 ✭✭✭✭Charlie19


    It was an alright movie from the 90s, Will Smith's wife and Tucpac at the start of their careers.

    Ah the nostalga.


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    Breaston Plants
    Registered Users Posts: 707 ✭✭✭Breaston Plants


    Didn't happen.


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    #6
    Porklife
    Registered Users Posts: 1,681 ✭✭✭Porklife


    Why would I post something that didn't happen? Bizarre reaction. Boards is a weird place. You try to start a friendly thread and people turn on you. I really don't understand it.


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    Porklife
    Registered Users Posts: 1,681 ✭✭✭Porklife


    It happened on manor street in front of the drink stop off licence. I was walking home from work and thought it was brilliant. Why would I pretend it happened? I'm new to boards and honestly find it weird. Over in relationship forum it's the same. The immediate reaction to everything is join a club, break up, get counselling. What the ****?!


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    brevity
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    What’s chuunngg?


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    Collie D
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    Don't leave us in suspense. What happened next?

    Did he call the cops and lock the door?

    Throw the keys onto the back of a passing lorry?


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    tayto lover
    Registered Users Posts: 51,497 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    Old guys shouldn't be stealing keys.


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    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    How did he get the car keys?


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    #12
    Porklife
    Registered Users Posts: 1,681 ✭✭✭Porklife


    What's with the hostility and disbelieve? Seriously find boards very strange. Relationship forum is hilarious with how people react.
    My boyfriend watches porn.... OMG...he has sex addiction, get him counselling, sell your house... Join a society. Cracks me up!!


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    #13
    Porklife
    Registered Users Posts: 1,681 ✭✭✭Porklife


    Hector Bellend wrote: »
    How did he get the car keys?

    No idea, guess the lads left them on the counter


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    #14
    Porklife
    Registered Users Posts: 1,681 ✭✭✭Porklife


    brevity wrote: »
    What’s chuunngg?

    Your má. Im getting good at this boards thing.
    Pics or get the **** out.
    Leave him.
    Join a club.
    Atari jaguar.
    Wibbs is amazing.
    Social welfare scroungers are scum.
    Go to counselling.
    Your ma.
    Lame father Ted reference.
    Tl, dr
    Bunch of losers. Seriously.


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    #15
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,292 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Karma!


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    pleas advice
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭pleas advice


    Porklife wrote: »
    Your má. Im getting good at this boards thing.
    Pics or get the **** out.
    Leave him.
    Join a club.
    Atari jaguar.
    Wibbs is amazing.
    Social welfare scroungers are scum.
    Go to counselling.
    Your ma.
    Lame father Ted reference.
    Tl, dr
    Bunch of losers. Seriously.

    and now on to liars...


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    #17
    Porklife
    Registered Users Posts: 1,681 ✭✭✭Porklife


    Genuine question as to what the **** is up with people on here? Every girl seems to be a nightmare who fears porn and is mad into counselling. Every guy is called controlling if he so much as voices an opinion. Everyone seems to be hill walking or in some sort of club. Everyone hangs on this Wibbs guys every syllable... which, to be fair, is the only thing I agree with. He seems cool but the rest of ya can jog the **** on to your counselling sessions.


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    #18
    wakka12
    Registered Users Posts: 9,786 ✭✭✭wakka12


    brevity wrote: »
    What’s chuunngg?

    Chung wan, Ive only heard it being used to call a stranger young&good looking, specifically about girls ,so I dont why it was in the OP


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    #19
    Porklife
    Registered Users Posts: 1,681 ✭✭✭Porklife


    pleas advice wrote: »
    and now on to liars...

    It's not a lie that you're all losers.


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    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,233 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Porklife wrote: »
    It's not a lie that you're all losers.

    Are you sure this is the site for you?


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    #21
    2011
    Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 12,532 Mod ✭✭✭✭2011


    Porklife wrote: »
    It happened on manor street in front of the drink stop off licence. I was walking home from work and thought it was brilliant. Why would I pretend it happened? I'm new to boards and honestly find it weird. Over in relationship forum it's the same. The immediate reaction to everything is join a club, break up, get counselling. What the ****?!

    As you are new I will explain it to you.
    To get praise / agreement / lots of "thanks" on After Hours you need to start one of the following threads types:

    1) Dole bashing
    2) Traveller bashing
    3) Leaglise marajuana
    4) Pro or anti Sin Fein / united Ireland / populist politics


    As your thread fails to align with the above you can expect abuse.


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    #22
    jprboy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,351 ✭✭✭jprboy


    I advise that you cut down on your porklife, get some exercise


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    #23
    manonboard
    Registered Users Posts: 1,102 ✭✭✭manonboard


    OP. Maybe get some counselling. It might help you with your delusions and ideas that you're different than people here.
    Some hill walking will help you make friends too.

    x


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    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    Porklife wrote: »
    No idea, guess the lads left them on the counter

    Thats not poetic Justice.

    Its moronic. These guys should be on youve been framed


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    Kidchameleon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,482 ✭✭✭Kidchameleon


    Didnt happen. I own the newspaper stand on Manor street. I was there all day & all week. I face directly onto the off licence. I could not have missed this


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    MadDog76
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    Charlie19 wrote: »
    It was an alright movie from the 90s, Will Smith's wife and Tucpac at the start of their careers.

    Ah the nostalga.

    Will Smith married Janet Jackson???


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    evolving_doors
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭evolving_doors


    Porklife wrote: »
    It happened on manor street in front of the drink stop off licence. I was walking home from work and thought it was brilliant. Why would I pretend it happened? I'm new to boards and honestly find it weird. Over in relationship forum it's the same. The immediate reaction to everything is join a club, break up, get counselling. What the ****?!

    That's issue was probably from the movie Pretty Woman OP.


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    #28
    Porklife
    Registered Users Posts: 1,681 ✭✭✭Porklife


    Kidchameleon wrote: »
    Didnt happen. I own the newspaper stand on Manor street. I was there all day & all week. I face directly onto the off licence. I could not have missed this

    If I was gonna make up a story I'd come up with something better than this. It happened at about half six in the evening. No word of a lie, your Honour. The only things I lied about are the facts and if that makes me a liar then I guess I'm just a big liar. Wait a minute... something was said... not good..


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    #29
    pavb2
    Registered Users Posts: 2,902 ✭✭✭pavb2


    Porklife wrote: »
    Your mIm getting good at this boards thing.
    Pics or get the **** out.
    Leave him.
    Join a club.
    Atari jaguar.
    Wibbs is amazing.
    Social welfare scroungers are scum.
    Go to counselling.
    Your ma.
    Lame father Ted reference.
    Tl, dr
    Bunch of losers. Seriously.

    Down with this sort of thing


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    #30
    RiderOnTheStorm
    Registered Users Posts: 2,092 ✭✭✭RiderOnTheStorm


    R u ok, hun?


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    #31
    Porklife
    Registered Users Posts: 1,681 ✭✭✭Porklife


    RiderOnTheStorm wrote: »
    R u ok, hun?

    I think I may need counselling tbh. My hill walking group has gone totally downhill. Also, I checked my boyfriends phone and he liked a girls holiday picture on Facebook so I have to end it. We've five kids together and have been together for 12 years but I'm walking away.
    I may need to join a Society.


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