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Poetic Justice

Porklife

Walking home from work this evening I saw two chuunngg fellas legging it out of my local off licence . They ran through the red lights almost getting smashed by cars and proceeded to scramble around their car trying frantically to open the doors. They had bags of booze with them and bottles shoved under their arms.
I really like the old dude who runs the offy. He's sound and just trying to earn an honest dollar.
Anyway they were freaking out trying to get into the car and the next minute it beeps and unlocks. They look over at the off licence, as do I, only to see the old dude standing at the traffic lights smiling holding the car keys.
Brilliant. Screw you scumbags. If you want a bag of tins, you buy the mother ****in bag of tins. Sweet poetic justice.
Any of you guys witnessed karma police serving people their just desserts?!

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beertons

Didn't Radiohead already release something like that?

Signore Fancy Pants

OMG the offy stoled der keys!

Charlie19

It was an alright movie from the 90s, Will Smith's wife and Tucpac at the start of their careers.

Ah the nostalga.

Breaston Plants

Didn't happen.

Porklife

Why would I post something that didn't happen? Bizarre reaction. Boards is a weird place. You try to start a friendly thread and people turn on you. I really don't understand it.

Porklife

It happened on manor street in front of the drink stop off licence. I was walking home from work and thought it was brilliant. Why would I pretend it happened? I'm new to boards and honestly find it weird. Over in relationship forum it's the same. The immediate reaction to everything is join a club, break up, get counselling. What the ****?!

brevity

What’s chuunngg?

Collie D

Don't leave us in suspense. What happened next?

Did he call the cops and lock the door?

Throw the keys onto the back of a passing lorry?

tayto lover

Old guys shouldn't be stealing keys.

Hector Bellend

How did he get the car keys?

Porklife

What's with the hostility and disbelieve? Seriously find boards very strange. Relationship forum is hilarious with how people react.
My boyfriend watches porn.... OMG...he has sex addiction, get him counselling, sell your house... Join a society. Cracks me up!!

Porklife

Hector Bellend wrote: »

How did he get the car keys?

No idea, guess the lads left them on the counter

Porklife

brevity wrote: »

What’s chuunngg?

Your má. Im getting good at this boards thing.
Pics or get the **** out.
Leave him.
Join a club.
Atari jaguar.
Wibbs is amazing.
Social welfare scroungers are scum.
Go to counselling.
Your ma.
Lame father Ted reference.
Tl, dr
Bunch of losers. Seriously.

branie2

Karma!

pleas advice

Porklife wrote: »

Your má. Im getting good at this boards thing.
Pics or get the **** out.
Leave him.
Join a club.
Atari jaguar.
Wibbs is amazing.
Social welfare scroungers are scum.
Go to counselling.
Your ma.
Lame father Ted reference.
Tl, dr
Bunch of losers. Seriously.

and now on to liars...

Porklife

Genuine question as to what the **** is up with people on here? Every girl seems to be a nightmare who fears porn and is mad into counselling. Every guy is called controlling if he so much as voices an opinion. Everyone seems to be hill walking or in some sort of club. Everyone hangs on this Wibbs guys every syllable... which, to be fair, is the only thing I agree with. He seems cool but the rest of ya can jog the **** on to your counselling sessions.

wakka12

brevity wrote: »

What’s chuunngg?

Chung wan, Ive only heard it being used to call a stranger young&good looking, specifically about girls ,so I dont why it was in the OP

Porklife

pleas advice wrote: »

and now on to liars...

It's not a lie that you're all losers.

endacl

Porklife wrote: »

It's not a lie that you're all losers.

Are you sure this is the site for you?

2011

Porklife wrote: »

It happened on manor street in front of the drink stop off licence. I was walking home from work and thought it was brilliant. Why would I pretend it happened? I'm new to boards and honestly find it weird. Over in relationship forum it's the same. The immediate reaction to everything is join a club, break up, get counselling. What the ****?!

As you are new I will explain it to you.
To get praise / agreement / lots of "thanks" on After Hours you need to start one of the following threads types:

1) Dole bashing
2) Traveller bashing
3) Leaglise marajuana
4) Pro or anti Sin Fein / united Ireland / populist politics

As your thread fails to align with the above you can expect abuse.

jprboy

I advise that you cut down on your porklife, get some exercise

manonboard

OP. Maybe get some counselling. It might help you with your delusions and ideas that you're different than people here.
Some hill walking will help you make friends too.

x

Hector Bellend

Porklife wrote: »

No idea, guess the lads left them on the counter

Thats not poetic Justice.

Its moronic. These guys should be on youve been framed

Kidchameleon

Didnt happen. I own the newspaper stand on Manor street. I was there all day & all week. I face directly onto the off licence. I could not have missed this

MadDog76

Charlie19 wrote: »

It was an alright movie from the 90s, Will Smith's wife and Tucpac at the start of their careers.

Ah the nostalga.

Will Smith married Janet Jackson???

evolving_doors

Porklife wrote: »

It happened on manor street in front of the drink stop off licence. I was walking home from work and thought it was brilliant. Why would I pretend it happened? I'm new to boards and honestly find it weird. Over in relationship forum it's the same. The immediate reaction to everything is join a club, break up, get counselling. What the ****?!

That's issue was probably from the movie Pretty Woman OP.

Porklife

Kidchameleon wrote: »

Didnt happen. I own the newspaper stand on Manor street. I was there all day & all week. I face directly onto the off licence. I could not have missed this

If I was gonna make up a story I'd come up with something better than this. It happened at about half six in the evening. No word of a lie, your Honour. The only things I lied about are the facts and if that makes me a liar then I guess I'm just a big liar. Wait a minute... something was said... not good..

pavb2

Porklife wrote: »

Your mIm getting good at this boards thing.
Pics or get the **** out.
Leave him.
Join a club.
Atari jaguar.
Wibbs is amazing.
Social welfare scroungers are scum.
Go to counselling.
Your ma.
Lame father Ted reference.
Tl, dr
Bunch of losers. Seriously.

Down with this sort of thing

RiderOnTheStorm

R u ok, hun?

Porklife

RiderOnTheStorm wrote: »

R u ok, hun?

I think I may need counselling tbh. My hill walking group has gone totally downhill. Also, I checked my boyfriends phone and he liked a girls holiday picture on Facebook so I have to end it. We've five kids together and have been together for 12 years but I'm walking away.
I may need to join a Society.