Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

sligojoek

DEATH at last.

Jowel couldn’t help himself mentioning that the Deacon’s wife doyed tragically.

I’d say Fateen looooves attending funerals, especially when there’s an opportunity to look at a laid out corpse.

Atlantic Dawn

Deleted User wrote: »

I’d say Fateen looooves attending funerals, especially when there’s an opportunity to look at a laid out corpse.

He's a season ticket holder to Masseys Funeral Home.

KevRossi

KevRossi wrote: »

It's the Christians who cannot obey a simple request to stay behind the fupping barriers for a couple of hours who should be ashamed of themselves. Diabolical behavior and the type of people who'd ring their solicitor before they ring a doctor if the bloody Popemobile ran over their foot.

Only other solution would be to put every Garda in the country in the Park today and rack up the costs even more.

In 1979 the crowds were very disciplined. I think in those days it was a matter of more distant reverence, today he’s like a rock star they want to touch.

Atlantic Dawn

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

He's a season ticket holder to Masseys Funeral Home.

Years ago I worked with an unwell man (diagnosed paranoid schizophrenia) who used to spend lunch hour across the road looking at the corpses laid out. He let on his was a relative of the deceased until Massey’s copped on that he had so many relations who died in a short period and “persuaded” him to stop by ringing HQ of my employer.

zell12

zell12 wrote: »

It's not even european spanish Joe, it's furrin furrin latino spanish

I know little Spanish, but find Latin American largely easier to follow.

Atlantic Dawn

I see a few people recording it on their EyePads.

zell12

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

I see a few people recording it on their EyePads.

They're looking at Murder She Wrote repeats

Atlantic Dawn

Will their be a few baskets going around for a collection?

sligojoek

go on Joe. Plug the book while you're at it.

Plugeeeeen for buke! Bingo!

Atlantic Dawn

Trying to tout his upcoming book at every possible moment, has the man no shame at all.

thecretinhop

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Trying to tout his upcoming book at every possible moment, has the man no shame at all.

none

sligojoek

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Trying to tout his upcoming book at every possible moment, has the man no shame at all.

His neck knows no bounds.

sligojoek

Foreigners living here. Who'd have thunk it?

ButtersSuki

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Will their be a few baskets going around for a collection?

For Joe? Nah he’s getting paid handsomely enough already.

Even though he’s not an English speaker the Pope, when he says the cúpla focal, pronounces it perfectly well.

ButtersSuki

I’m not listening. Wat did he say about de buke?

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

Even though he’s not an English speaker the Pope, when he says the cúpla focal, pronounces it perfectly well.

So he’s better than Joe?

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

For Joe? Nah he’s getting paid handsomely enough already.

You can do de calculations for Fateen and send in the wages sheet to RTE, cheque to be paid to Joe plus 10% fee cheque made out to Buttersuki for de accountancy work.

alaimacerc

Deleted User wrote: »

Even though he’s not an English speaker the Pope, when he says the cúpla focal, pronounces it perfectly well.

It's almost as if the two are different languages!

(... or indeed that there's different pronunciation standards in play here.)

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I’m not listening. Wat did he say about de buke?

He veered very near a full plug, but was very emphatic in his reminding us of de Troubles and chiselers an dat wot doyed during it.

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

You can do de calculations for Fateen and send in the wages sheet to RTE, cheque to be paid to Joe plus 10% fee cheque made out to Buttersuki for de accountancy work.

He’s on air for 4 hours, but he’s mentioned almost as much as he’s plugged his buke in 2-16 and 2-16 combined dat he was going to be in de Feenix Park on Friday and all day Saturday for rehearsals and dat and all day Sunday for de mass itself so to speak. As a contractor and not an employee he’ll be ENTITLED to submit billing for all of those hours - and weekend/Sunday rates where applicable. If we take his 3 years out of date Lahv Lahn rate of €2,000 per hour when you factor all the multiples in he could hit six figures for de 3 days.

I’m not joking.

sligojoek

In fairness, what he's doing today, you'd train a monkey to do it.

zell12

ButtersSuki wrote: »

He’s on air for 4 hours, but he’s mentioned almost as much as he’s plugged his buke in 2-16 and 2-16 combined dat he was going to be in de Feenix Park on Friday and all day Saturday for rehearsals and dat and all day Sunday for de mass itself so to speak. As a contractor and not an employee he’ll be ENTITLED to submit billing for all of those hours - and weekend/Sunday rates where applicable. If we take his 3 years out of date Lahv Lahn rate of €2,000 per hour when you factor all the multiples in he could hit six figures for de 3 days.
I’m not joking.

Don't forget his image rights in the LOIVE late night moving pictures thingy
https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=107899282&postcount=3941

ButtersSuki

zell12 wrote: »

Don't forget his image rights in the LOIVE late night moving pictures thingy
https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=107899282&postcount=3941

I KNOW DAT! I KNOW DAT! I KNOW DAT!

Just for de record, as dis is not technically a Lahv Lahn I won’t be adding dis to de calculator and dat.

Mena Mitty

ButtersSuki wrote: »

He’s on air for 4 hours, but he’s mentioned almost as much as he’s plugged his buke in 2-16 and 2-16 combined dat he was going to be in de Feenix Park on Friday and all day Saturday for rehearsals and dat and all day Sunday for de mass itself so to speak. As a contractor and not an employee he’ll be ENTITLED to submit billing for all of those hours - and weekend/Sunday rates where applicable. If we take his 3 years out of date Lahv Lahn rate of €2,000 per hour when you factor all the multiples in he could hit six figures for de 3 days.

I’m not joking.

I was getting into this religious 'moment' stuff and you wrecked me buzz with your sums and dat caller.

Four hail Merry's for your penance sotospeak.

ButtersSuki

sligojoek wrote: »

In fairness, what he's doing today, you'd train a monkey to do it.

As opposed to his regular show?

sligojoek

What's this sh1te?