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The PHANTOM PISSER !!!!

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    #32
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users Posts: 8,810 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    Pauliedragon wrote: »
    Look at this madman

    It could be worse. Look at what this lunatic was doing to his neighbours.

    ah christ .... should be a NSFW warning there ... :(


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    #33
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,754 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Hector Savage wrote: »
    Update on this, he struck again a few days ago ... but in between the complaint and the sending of an email it was sent a day later to all the men in the office - but he was out ... so didn't even reach the f*cking target !!!

    We have a Phantom Sh*tter in our office. Female. Became The Phantom Bleeder a few weeks back for leaving the ladies in a state again. The section who deals with cleaning have described it to me, sh*t all over the wall, floor, toilet itself.

    Anyway, glad to hear I'm not the only one!


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    #34
    mloc123
    Registered Users Posts: 9,454 ✭✭✭mloc123


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    We have a Phantom Sh*tter in our office. Female. Became The Phantom Bleeder a few weeks back for leaving the ladies in a state again. The section who deals with cleaning have described it to me, sh*t all over the wall, floor, toilet itself.

    Anyway, glad to hear I'm not the only one!

    My wife told me that in her workplace somebody rubbed **** and blood all over the walls of a cubicle once... WTF.

    Do they come prepared with surgical gloves or is it a spur of the moment thing and they are happy to have ****ty smelling hands all day after?


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    #35
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,754 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    mloc123 wrote: »
    My wife told me that in her workplace somebody rubbed **** and blood all over the walls of a cubicle once... WTF.

    Do they come prepared with surgical gloves or is it a spur of the moment thing and they are happy to have ****ty smelling hands all day after?

    Honestly, I've spent way too much time thinking about why. We can all forgive the odd accident but this is going on for the guts of a year now. Numerous emails sent out about the state it was left in but its like every once in a while she gets the urge and just goes for it.


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    #36
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,728 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hector Savage wrote: »
    .................
    We have worked out who he is.
    ............ it's easy to work out who it is - a
    few of us have - I'm sure more have too.

    ................................

    I think he may be on "the spectrum" too , so maybe that will give him a pass - there is a bang of BO of him
    and other colleagues excuse it as apparently he is a "genius" and important to the workplace ....................

    Could be someone else doing it and making it seem like it's this chap.


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    #37
    SuperSean11
    Registered Users Posts: 1,555 ✭✭✭SuperSean11


    I bet it’s a woman ;)


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    #38
    tupenny
    Registered Users Posts: 1,439 ✭✭✭tupenny


    Some1 has a snot wall above 1 of the urinals in our office. Cleaners do be on massive rants about having to scrape it off.
    Some weird people among us


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    #39
    uch
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭uch


    We have a durty Bollix who wipes Big green and brown Crusty snots all over the cubicle doors, toilets were done up all fancy, still only took the fúcker a week to destroy trap 1 and trap 3 doors

    21/25



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    #40
    Toots
    Administrators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,908 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Toots


    Hector Savage wrote: »
    Update on this, he struck again a few days ago ... but in between the complaint and the sending of an email it was sent a day later to all the men in the office - but he was out ... so didn't even reach the f*cking target !!!

    Could someone not print out a letter and leave it on his desk "we know it is you leaving the toilet in such a disgusting state, please have some consideration for your co workers and stop pissing and crapping all over the toilet and floor"


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    #41
    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,614 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Thinly veiled "blast it with piss" thread.

    First they came for the socialists...



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    #42
    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,614 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Augeo wrote: »
    Could be someone else doing it and making it seem like it's this chap.

    This was my first thought.

    First they came for the socialists...



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    #43
    Sycamore Tree
    Closed Accounts Posts: 796 ✭✭✭Sycamore Tree


    Hector Savage wrote: »
    The other day there was a bit of shyte on the toilet seat.

    Explain the link here. Odds are that was a different person who rose too early.


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    #44
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,754 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Time to get HR to start up an information session on how to wipe.


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    #45
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users Posts: 5,761 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    Time to get HR to start up an information session on how to wipe.

    I suggested that when I left my last job. I don't know if it was ever implemented....


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    #46
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,754 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    I suggested that when I left my last job. I don't know if it was ever implemented....

    I hope by suggested you mean, screamed it at everyone as you walked out.


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    #47
    screamer
    Registered Users Posts: 6,134 ✭✭✭screamer


    Pour yellow coloured water on his desk and leave a note saying it's only water.... Not piss.


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    #48
    Dr Strange
    Registered Users Posts: 3,427 ✭✭✭Dr Strange


    facehugger99 wrote: »
    Some people are fcuking animals and almost every office has someone who pisses all over the toilet seat.

    I worked in an office (white collar, degree educated) where someone took a **** in the shower. Emails were circulated and the showers had to be closed and disinfected for a day.

    Seriously, what's wrong with some people?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM1P0oc2-es


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    #49
    ZeroThreat
    Registered Users Posts: 2,182 ✭✭✭ZeroThreat


    Hector Savage wrote: »
    We have a phantom pisser in our workplace, he leaves the toilet with piss all over the floor and on the toilet seat
    it's f*cking DISGUSTING!

    We have worked out who he is.
    He used to work only in afternoons - in the mornings all the toilets were spotless.

    Then he took holidays - for the 2 weeks he was gone - not one drop of piss on the floor.

    And since then when he has been off for a day or two - no issues.

    People have complained to HR and the men have received a general email asking whoever it is to
    cop on - and it works for a while, then the piss starts appearing again.

    The other day there was a bit of shyte on the toilet seat.

    Really pisses me off that we all are collectively blamed when it's easy to work out who it is - a
    few of us have - I'm sure more have too.

    But of course , unless you are 100% sure with evidence you can't exactly confront the guy - or can you ?

    Anyone ever been in a similar situation ? is there a good way to approach him without causing an issue ?

    I think he may be on "the spectrum" too , so maybe that will give him a pass - there is a bang of BO of him
    and other colleagues excuse it as apparently he is a "genius" and important to the workplace ....

    Getting to the stage where I'm timing my WC visitis to coincide with a morning coffee in the cafe on the street
    below....

    We have someone similar in my workplace. Unfortunately it's the owner and MD so can't really do much about it


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    #50
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,754 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    ZeroThreat wrote: »
    We have someone similar in my workplace. Unfortunately it's the owner and MD so can't really do much about it

    Liberally sprinkle insinuations that those who miss only do so because they lack in size.


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    #51
    marley1
    Registered Users Posts: 102 ✭✭marley1


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3WzH8AdCow


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    #52
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users Posts: 8,810 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    Augeo wrote: »
    Could be someone else doing it and making it seem like it's this chap.

    Very unlikely, but it's this small chance of it being this way that would stop me sending an anonynous email.

    It's an office of Software Engineers - can't imagine anyone would be that malicious.


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    #53
    Frogeye
    Registered Users Posts: 364 ✭✭Frogeye


    There was supposed to be a phantom ****ter in the old Dell computer factory in Raheen in limerick years ago.

    Lumps of golden brown would be found in random place after the night shift.

    One particularly Golden lump came done the assembly line in one of the totes during one of the shifts.....

    Then there was the guy who took a dump in a sink in the toliets in school one day


    then there was another guy who wrote the word " ****" on the wall of the school in ****!


    And finally, there was the prank whereby someone emptied a tub of dairygold spread, left a little brown present in it and covered it back up with the spread and popped it back in the fridge!

    Frogeye


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    #54
    Bigbagofcans
    Registered Users Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭Bigbagofcans


    Disgusting feckers. These places should secretly do DNA testing on it and sack these scrotes.


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    #55
    jiltloop
    Registered Users Posts: 2,185 ✭✭✭jiltloop


    Frogeye wrote: »
    There was supposed to be a phantom ****ter in the old Dell computer factory in Raheen in limerick years ago.

    Lumps of golden brown would be found in random place after the night shift.

    One particularly Golden lump came done the assembly line in one of the totes during one of the shifts.....

    Then there was the guy who took a dump in a sink in the toliets in school one day


    then there was another guy who wrote the word " ****" on the wall of the school in ****!


    And finally, there was the prank whereby someone emptied a tub of dairygold spread, left a little brown present in it and covered it back up with the spread and popped it back in the fridge!

    Frogeye

    This looks suspiciously like your resumé.....


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