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What can you hear?

  • 12-06-2018 9:16am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    Here?

    Dog snoring in the kitchen....

    Bird singing outside..

    Small clock ticking quietly..

    all else silent

    And you?


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  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I can hear computer keys tapping, children playing, building work, the odd voice, gates closing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 39,022 ✭✭✭✭Permabear


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,179 ✭✭✭✭iamwhoiam


    The cat meowing because I had the audacity to offer a cheap version of his cat biscuits

    The goldfinch Mammy and Daddy calling the baby to hurry up and finish his breakfast

    And the still golden silence of my house while Missy Chatterbox is in playschool


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,437 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    The dishwasher
    A siren
    Traffic faintly in the distance
    Dog barking
    Birds singing
    Clock ticking


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,072 ✭✭✭CWF


    Laurel


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    The capricious whispers of the Morrigan.
    Calling me to epic and sanguinary combat.
    The earth will drink my enemies blood this day.

    Actually, its just the gentle hum of an efficient aircon unit.

    Close one there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    Traffic

    Seagulls

    Typing


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    I Can Hear Music


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    The odd, occasional, minor rattle of a door
    Silence overlaid with tinnitus.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,260 ✭✭✭Sonics2k


    I work in an office, sitting near a guy with possibly the most infuriatingly aggravating laugh you will ever experience. It's like a cross between the crying girl scout in Dodgeball and that laughing alien next to Lando when the Death Star explodes.

    So right now I'm blaring Blink 182's All the Small Things.


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  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Permabear wrote: »
    This post had been deleted.

    Oh the horror! Quick! Let's all discuss abortion instead! :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,365 ✭✭✭✭McMurphy


    On the road witn work, and "In the City" by The Jam is belting out from the stereo via Deezer (set to shuffle)

    Weller at his best.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Voices telling me to hurt everyone.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Voices telling me to hurt everyone.
    I can hear them too, but they are telling me to eat doughnuts.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    The Prosperity preaching of Robert Tilton


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,188 ✭✭✭Malayalam


    Joe Rogan talking about Anthony Bourdain

    My teeth crunching a square of dark chocolate


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 81,083 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Air conditioning


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,841 ✭✭✭Squatter


    Birds twitter, laptop fan hums,
    stomach rumbles quietly as lunchtime draws near
    faraway, silage is cut.

    (On reflection, that could be a rather poor attempt at a haiku!)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,639 ✭✭✭andekwarhola


    Permabear wrote: »
    This post had been deleted.

    Don't be hasty. There might yet be a opening in which to shoehorn in a gripe about state expenditure and high personal taxation at some juncture.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,598 ✭✭✭RocketRaccoon


    A plane talking off
    My daughter asking for sweets
    Frozen on the TV


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    looksee wrote: »
    The odd, occasional, minor rattle of a door
    Silence overlaid with tinnitus.

    Ah yes, the constant high pitch noise is so ever present in my life I don't even hear it anymore.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,024 ✭✭✭Carry


    Squatter wrote: »
    Birds twitter, laptop fan hums,
    stomach rumbles quietly as lunchtime draws near
    faraway, silage is cut.

    (On reflection, that could be a rather poor attempt at a haiku!)

    Tractor passes by
    rattling and rumbling
    desk chair squeaks, as keyboard clatters.

    Well, I tried.:cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,188 ✭✭✭Malayalam


    Ah yes, the constant high pitch noise is so ever present in my life I don't even hear it anymore.

    Hahah yes, I recently figured out that...no...that is probably not the world's tiniest mosquito ever-present beside my ear, but more likely tinnitus. Thankfully, it is relatively minor :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,962 ✭✭✭gifted


    I wish I could hear nothing for a little while...just quietness,


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,764 ✭✭✭my3cents


    BBC Radio 4


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 227 ✭✭williestroker1


    Dead people. I hear dead people.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,806 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    Only a bird chirping.

    If I were to open my front door, I'd hear a neighbour's two terriers barking at me, which I have translated as "Poison us!".

    I've been living here for 45 years, and ye have been here about a year, lads. This is my land!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,928 ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    2 year old snoring in his buggy, power tools being used for repairs in the park behind us and the beep of the microwave telling me lunch is ready.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Birds chirping. River flowing. An occasional car.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    Now only the small clock ticking...Silence ..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,576 ✭✭✭Stigura


    Tinnitus :( Dogs are asleep, or outside. Not a sound to be heard, but the tinnitus in my right ear.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,841 ✭✭✭Squatter



    River flowing.

    Lucky you! - my boundary stream (or "ditch" as my neighbour unromantically calls it!) dried up completely last weekend! First time in the 10 years that I've lived here that it has gone completely dry.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Squatter wrote: »
    Lucky you! - my boundary stream (or "ditch" as my neighbour unromantically calls it!) dried up completely last weekend! First time in the 10 years that I've lived here that it has gone completely dry.

    Oh no. And it's so lovely on a warm day to listen to the water flowing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 680 ✭✭✭jim salter


    Oh the horror! Quick! Let's all discuss abortion instead! :p

    Or let's not allow the birth in the first place by....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 680 ✭✭✭jim salter


    jim salter wrote: »
    Or let's not allow the birth in the first place by....

    ...oh wait :P


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Ragnar Lothbrok


    I just farted..........did anyone hear it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 53 ✭✭nowaynever


    Nothing, I'm deaf.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Frank Reynolds


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 912 ✭✭✭chakotha


    Traffic passing outside the office.
    Music and chatter from outside the cafe opposite.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,737 ✭✭✭Yer Da sells Avon


    Voices.

    (the voices of people outside, chatting)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    gifted wrote: »
    I wish I could hear nothing for a little while...just quietness,

    Ah wish I could send you some from here.. never ceases to heal and calm me and when I wake in the night, only the very quiet ticking of my small clock


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    I just farted..........did anyone hear it?

    DEAR ME.. thought the gale had arrived!;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 180 ✭✭Iwouldinmesack


    profoundly deaf so nothing


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 790 ✭✭✭Sciprio


    I can hear kids outside playing, Some birds and traffic in the distance as i live near a main road also a TV and my computer whirring.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Malayalam wrote: »
    Hahah yes, I recently figured out that...no...that is probably not the world's tiniest mosquito ever-present beside my ear, but more likely tinnitus. Thankfully, it is relatively minor :)

    If anyone remembers the high-pitched whine a TV tube would make from 2 rooms away, that is what I am constantly hearing.
    Funnily enough, I couldn't hear a TV tube anymore, age and rock music have cost me quite a few kHz off my hearing range... :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    Wind howling and rain music on the windows.... Louder it gets ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 912 ✭✭✭chakotha


    Cars going past. It's a wet sound.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,576 ✭✭✭Stigura


    I just farted..........did anyone hear it?


    http://vod-share.com/video/fmjEYJoY1K/6128.html


    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,214 ✭✭✭cbyrd


    Tv, baby grunting with the effort of pulling himself up, chatter from the kitchen, dishes clattering, the occasional mam,mam,mam, mam,mam mam...and the feeding pump whirring


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,220 ✭✭✭circadian


    Baby sleeping on my shoulder. He's gonna be pissed when I drop him into bed!


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