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Botox in your balls.

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    #62
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Malayalam wrote: »
    Good God. What next.


    I hope OP isn't already akimbo on his couch, for this news will not comfort him. :(

    Ara shïte. It’s the opposite of that I want. Back to the drawing board.


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    #63
    Blazer
    Registered Users Posts: 17,428 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    percy212 wrote: »
    Just the one bosca or a variety of boscai?

    ah you can' beat the "bosca fliuch"
    Used to have great laughs at the yanks in Lisdoonvarna at the festival and when they asked if you could speak irish "an bhfuil bosca fliuch agat" and telling them it meant "have you a good heart" or some other ****e :)


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    #64
    _Dara_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭_Dara_


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    Op find yourself a woman who’s a .... back dorothy. She’ll be very very appreciative of your low hanging fruits. Trust me.

    New phrase to add to my lexicon. Ta, Cupcake!


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    #65
    J Mysterio
    Registered Users Posts: 11,035 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    Ahaha, it's so gross and looks so unnatural and weird, like a pair of Chinese medicine balls.

    Click at your peril.


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    #66
    Malayalam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,188 ✭✭✭Malayalam


    J Mysterio wrote: »
    Ahaha, it's so gross and looks so unnatural and weird, like a pair of Chinese medicine balls.

    Click at your peril.

    Q1SOqnR.png


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    #67
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    J Mysterio wrote: »
    Ahaha, it's so gross and looks so unnatural and weird, like a pair of Chinese medicine balls.

    Click at your peril.

    "...like a Christmas ornament..." Priceless!


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    #68
    Stigura
    Registered Users Posts: 3,413 ✭✭✭Stigura


    J Mysterio wrote: »
    Ahaha, it's so gross and looks so unnatural and weird .....


    :eek: Jesus Fukking Christ!


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    #69
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Stigura wrote: »
    :eek: Jesus Fukking Christ!

    It's not real, don't worry!

    The clue is in the 'It's not sandpaper...' headline. :)


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    #70
    Stigura
    Registered Users Posts: 3,413 ✭✭✭Stigura


    Candie wrote: »
    It's not real, don't worry!


    :p What a relief! (I hadn't spotted that)


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    #71
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    Funniest thread I've read in a long whule... LMAO!!


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    #72
    Hammer89
    Registered Users Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    J Mysterio wrote: »
    Ahaha, it's so gross and looks so unnatural and weird, like a pair of Chinese medicine balls.

    Click at your peril.

    I think he enhanced the wrong part.


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    #73
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    I’m cynical about this to be honest. I’ve never had a dose of the John Giles, but can’t see myself going to the chemist telling them I want to buy a large tub of Prep-H so I can rub it into the bearded love walnuts.

    No, a discrete scrotux injection sounds preferable. Heard there’s Botox specialists who will call to your house to carry out the procedure. Could be lying on the couch with the legs akimbo, y-fronts around the ankles, and Pointless on the telly.
    Suit yourself.

    Another option you might want to look into is surgery to remove the excess scrotum skin.
    You could find yourself put off by the exorbitant fees that a "professional" surgeon would demand to perform what is a pretty simple procedure.
    But there is a far more economical alternative: I happen to be a reasonably skilled amateur surgeon and could do the job for as little as 200 quid!
    Now I can't offer anything by the way of anaesthetic save a few swigs from a bottle of whiskey, and my equipment mightn't be exactly the same as that used in an operating theatre, but I'm clean, I work fast, and no fewer than 8 out of 10 of my (surviving) patients rate the results as "acceptable" or better.

    Think about it


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    #74
    KERSPLAT!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    Beanntraigheach wrote: »
    Suit yourself.

    Another option you might want to look into is surgery to remove the excess scrotum skin.
    You could find yourself put off by the exorbitant fees that a "professional" surgeon would demand to perform what is a pretty simple procedure.
    But there is a far more economical alternative: I happen to be a reasonably skilled amateur surgeon and could do the job for as little as 200 quid!
    Now I can't offer anything by the way of anaesthetic save a few swigs from a bottle of whiskey, and my equipment mightn't be exactly the same as that used in an operating theatre, but I'm clean, I work fast, and no fewer than 8 out of 10 of my (surviving) patients rate the results as "acceptable" or better.

    Think about it

    Stapler?


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    #75
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    Beanntraigheach wrote: »
    Suit yourself.

    Another option you might want to look into is surgery to remove the excess scrotum skin.
    You could find yourself put off by the exorbitant fees that a "professional" surgeon would demand to perform what is a pretty simple procedure.
    But there is a far more economical alternative: I happen to be a reasonably skilled amateur surgeon and could do the job for as little as 200 quid!
    Now I can't offer anything by the way of anaesthetic save a few swigs from a bottle of whiskey, and my equipment mightn't be exactly the same as that used in an operating theatre, but I'm clean, I work fast, and no fewer than 8 out of 10 of my (surviving) patients rate the results as "acceptable" or better.

    Think about it


    Aaaand, he could keep the bits you cut out... They'd make a gr8 purse...


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    #76
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    KERSPLAT! wrote: »
    Stapler?
    I had duct-tape in mind, but staples are a great idea.
    Are you an amateur surgeon too?


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    #77
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    TomOnBoard wrote: »
    Aaaand, he could keep the bits you cut out... They'd make a gr8 purse...
    Well.... I usually prefer to keep those for my "collection".


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    #78
    BarryD2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,732 ✭✭✭BarryD2


    Would the OP not be better advised to just go for a scrotum shrinking freezing cold bath a few minutes before peeling off? Cheaper and no long term side effects :)


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    #79
    Mountainsandh
    Registered Users Posts: 6,700 ✭✭✭Mountainsandh


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VpdWOVsM0o


    Go for the kinky option OP :)


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    #80
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    Beanntraigheach wrote: »
    Well.... I usually prefer to keep those for my "collection".

    And there was me thinking Clarisse Starling had killed Buffalo Bill!!! How's the bodysuit doing? I hope yer still using the moisturiser...


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    #81
    Stigura
    Registered Users Posts: 3,413 ✭✭✭Stigura


    OP revealed!

    2HG7y.jpg


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    #82
    [Deleted User]
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    That looks like it should hurt - a lot.

    Now I need to go bleach my eyes. :(


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    #83
    J Mysterio
    Registered Users Posts: 11,035 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    Candie wrote: »
    That looks like it should hurt - a lot.

    Now I need to go bleach my eyes. :(

    It's Johnny Knoxville from Jackass (in old lad make up).


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    #84
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    J Mysterio wrote: »
    It's Johnny Knoxville from Jackass (in old lad make up).

    Phew! Thanks!

    For a brief, horrific moment, I thought it was Bill Murray. :)


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    #85
    Cork Lass
    Registered Users Posts: 6,831 ✭✭✭Cork Lass


    Balls to that, there should have been a warning on that post - I may never recover :eek:


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    #86
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    Candie wrote: »
    Phew! Thanks!

    For a brief, horrific moment, I thought it was Bill Murray. :)

    So did I!!


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    #87
    Mountainsandh
    Registered Users Posts: 6,700 ✭✭✭Mountainsandh


    Candie wrote: »
    Phew! Thanks!

    For a brief, horrific moment, I thought it was Bill Murray. :)

    Me too ! If they'd stuck them out of the other shorts leg it wouldn't look a s sore...


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    #88
    josip
    Registered Users Posts: 13,810 ✭✭✭✭josip


    6 pages in and no sign yet of Pintman Paddy?


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    #89
    jimgoose
    Registered Users Posts: 20,178 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Depending on this and that and the other including, presumably, the phase of the moon, my own plumsack can resemble a slightly mis-shapen turnip that's well past it's sell-by, or a sock with a couple of pool balls in. I'm not quite sure which I prefer, and Her Ladyship hasn't ventured an opinion.


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    #90
    jimgoose
    Registered Users Posts: 20,178 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    DellyBelly wrote: »
    I'm just impressed a man at that age is still dating and even having sex. A bit uuggh but fair play anyway.

    Another oul' fella here, with a schlong on me like a tower crane operator's Thermos. Woman and I bring the house down with a vim and vigour that shames folk half our age.


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    #91
    jimgoose
    Registered Users Posts: 20,178 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    J Mysterio wrote: »
    Ahaha, it's so gross and looks so unnatural and weird, like a pair of Chinese medicine balls.

    Click at your peril.

    I'm not seeing the advantage of this. On the left, I see a fairly normal-looking brace of Gentleman's Vegetables, while those on the right appear to be afflicted with some sort of exotic malady, possibly from The Spain.


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