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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,754 ✭✭✭✭Andy From Sligo


    snuff used to be a big thing at funerals, you don't see much of it nowadays...

    ah right, the snuff tobacco you sniff up - is that the term where snuffed it come from?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    God, I thought that was a joke thing about relic of! :eek:

    Relict, Andy - Relict. A relic is a different thing altogether.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Day Lewin wrote: »
    I always think that "remains" has a kind of unsavoury sound: whatever's left ...leftovers...bits and pieces...something like that.

    The "remains" of the dead person...as if the tiger who ate them didn't leave much, just a few scraps, an odd bone or two.


    When I was small listening to the news I thought everyone had died in a bomb blast and inside the coffin there would be a few bits and pieces of what was left.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,262 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    The remains will cover almost all cases. If you managed to mutilate yourself and all that was left was an arm, then remains would be a lot more appropriate than a body.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    ah right, the snuff tobacco you sniff up - is that the term where snuffed it come from?

    It's often cited as the origin of the term but some believe it's from snuff, as in to extinguish, because it was used in areas of England where snuff at a wake was not a tradition.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,942 ✭✭✭topper75


    RichT wrote: »
    They should announce each death as....... "shuffled off this mortal coil"

    He has "merged with the infinite".


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,852 ✭✭✭Steve F


    I sometimes say
    "Popped his clogs" or "Kicked the bucket" My Wife tuts and rolls her eyes I should be ashamed I know


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view's and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,754 ✭✭✭✭Andy From Sligo


    lukesmom wrote: »
    Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view's and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.

    haha - I do that .. i'm like this big schpeel and then I'm like "now, what was I going to say?"


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,494 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    lukesmom wrote: »
    Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view's and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.

    Are you a Fianna Fail county councillor?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,621 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    lukesmom wrote: »
    Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view's and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.

    You give lessons to politicians, right?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,621 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    jester77 wrote: »
    The remains will cover almost all cases. If you managed to mutilate yourself and all that was left was an arm, then remains would be a lot more appropriate than a body.

    That would have to be the one surviving arm that you did the mutilating with.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,761 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    topper75 wrote: »
    He has "merged with the infinite".

    "Ceased to be. Joined the choir eternal."

    Definitely not pining for the fjords...


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,221 ✭✭✭Greentopia


    _Dara_ wrote: »
    The cadaver will be horizontal in the funeral home between 5pm and 8pm. Then we’ll wheel it into the church then fling it into the big hole John Joe dug a while ago.

    I want that for my funeral notice :D
    _Dara_ wrote: »
    My dad was and still is obsessed with the death notices. His local radio station runs them at 8am, 10am and 5pm. He listens to them all. It was so goddamn depressing getting ready for school every morning to the soundtrack of death.

    Older people generally are. Outside Dublin anyway. My mother couldn't get through the day without listening to the death notices.

    I remember a neighbour of mine who was well over 90 who got a laptop and the internet connected in her home so she could go on to rip.ie and see which of the neighbours she had outlived each day. :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    God, I thought that was a joke thing about relic of! :eek:

    roflol! For the laughter, THANK YOU My first belly laugh in ages.


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    I use "gone home" often. A gentle one...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    I often wanted to have the arrangements for the funeral to include "House Private, until after the search."


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    Slightly off topic, but I work at seeking ancestors for folk and wander round "reiligs"

    One epitaph was on a stone "book". separate from the headston

    "She Was A Woman Of Substance Who Loved Nothing More Than A Chat And A Good Cup Of Tea."

    Burrishoole abbey, near Newport . Co Mayo


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Graces7 wrote: »
    Slightly off topic, but I work at seeking ancestors for folk and wander round "reiligs"

    One epitaph was on a stone "book". separate from the headston

    "She Was A Woman Of Substance Who Loved Nothing More Than A Chat And A Good Cup Of Tea."

    Burrishoole abbey, near Newport . Co Mayo

    That's right beside

    "Here lies poor colour blind Ted. Thought the lights were green when they were red."


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,754 ✭✭✭✭Andy From Sligo


    I like "see I told you they were sick!" ... :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    I like "see I told you they were sick!" ... :D

    That's on Spike Milligan's grave stone in Irish.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,754 ✭✭✭✭Andy From Sligo


    That's on Spike Milligan's grave stone in Irish.

    it is, there is that phil mcCavity one as well about he done his last filling :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,852 ✭✭✭Steve F


    My favorite is

    Here I lie outside the Chancel door
    They put me here 'cause I was poor
    The further in the more you pay
    But here I lie as snug as they

    Kinda puts everything in perspective I always think


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,754 ✭✭✭✭Andy From Sligo


    Steve F wrote: »
    My favorite is

    Here I lie outside the Chancel door
    They put me here 'cause I was poor
    The further in the more you pay
    But here I lie as snug as they

    Kinda puts everything in perspective I always think

    nice reflection of life as well - we might all want to be rich and have the best, but if we are not we get on with it and make the best of what we have ....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    In either Massachusetts or Arizona, I can't remember where I saw it...

    Tom Walker
    Atheist
    All dressed up
    And nowhere to go.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    Mine will say -

    Free your body and soul
    Unfold your powerful wings
    Climb up the highest mountain
    Kick your feet in the air
    You may now live forever
    Or return to this earth
    Unless you feel good where you are

    Its actually the epitaph of a man named John Laird McCaffery in a Montreal cemetery


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭pleas advice


    "Here lies Lester Moore, four slugs from a .44, no Les, no more".

    in Tombstone, Arizona


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,737 ✭✭✭Yer Da sells Avon


    Devoted sister, beloved aunt...


  • Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Local radio station I know had an unfortunate habit when reading the death notices, for the last one on the list

    ..... and finally the death has occurred of ..


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,954 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    The newspaper death notices had 'American papers please copy' if the deceased had spent some time there or the deceased was American living in Ireland. Same for English newspapers.


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