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Irish fleeing to Japan

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    #32
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,941 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Dumbledore is gay


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    #33
    drillyeye
    Registered Users Posts: 408 ✭✭drillyeye


    dxhound2005 wrote: »
    As someone once said to a not very good woman cellist. You have something there between your legs which could bring pleasure to thousands, and all you can do is sit there and scratch it.

    True. But lets not forget, that having made the infallible deduction that Hitman3000 was raised by bony-nosed apes in the lowlands of Borneo, his digits never fully developed.

    Therefore, as an avant garde of the orchestral circuit, he prefers to pluck the strings violently with his stubby fingers, much to the chagrin of bow purists by day, and to the pleasure of thousands of hairy women by night.


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    #34
    Hitman3000
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,596 ✭✭✭Hitman3000


    drillyeye wrote:
    Although technically true, cellotaping some skittles to your bejongle and letting the pet Chihuahua go to town doesn't count.


    Beastiality, not my thing dude. Anyways when are you back to School?


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    #35
    Mickeroo
    Administrators, Computer Games Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 32,193 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Mickeroo


    I'm on for going anyway, their women are gorgeous.


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    #36
    dxhound2005
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    Mickeroo wrote: »
    I'm on for going anyway, their women are gorgeous.

    The ones I saw always had some bits pixelated. It's hard to tell.


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    #37
    questionmark?
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    Way too long OP. So my answer is pan fry the scallops in butter for about two minutes on each side. Hope that helps OP.


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    #38
    drillyeye
    Registered Users Posts: 408 ✭✭drillyeye


    All the little contrarians voting yes!

    But the jokes on them, the seed of the obvious is planted, and it'll niggle and wear down upon their brains in private, changing their perceptions and world view, until they are lost completely in their efforts to "fit in the narrative"

    In the meanwhile, tell me how wrong I am (in reality an attempt to reconcile your own thoughts)

    Do it, baby!

    :P


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    #39
    dxhound2005
    Registered Users Posts: 20,811 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    questionmark? wrote: »
    Way too long OP. So my answer is pan fry the scallops in butter for about two minutes on each side. Hope that helps OP.

    Out of the fire and into Japan.


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    #40
    drillyeye
    Registered Users Posts: 408 ✭✭drillyeye


    Hitman3000 wrote: »
    Beastiality, not my thing dude. Anyways when are you back to School?

    Whenever your mum squeezes the uniform onto you and kicks you out the door, I'll be there as usual with the metal ruler to slap your ear and the information to mature your brain from the pulpit.

    Like, next Monday, I think.


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    #41
    Hitman3000
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,596 ✭✭✭Hitman3000


    drillyeye wrote:
    Whenever your mum squeezes the uniform onto you and kicks you out the door, I'll be there as usual with the metal ruler to slap your ear and the information to mature your brain from the pulpit.

    You got the uniform part right, just not the organisation.


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    #42
    Esel
    Registered Users Posts: 22,107 ✭✭✭✭Esel


    dxhound2005 wrote: »
    Out of the fire and into Japan.

    Thanks! I laughed. :)

    Not your ornery onager



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    #43
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    go on the japan


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    #44
    fergus1001
    Registered Users Posts: 2,625 ✭✭✭fergus1001


    Please tldr that ****


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    #45
    Esel
    Registered Users Posts: 22,107 ✭✭✭✭Esel


    Listening to this > reading the OP.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mMVCfFJ_l_4

    Not your ornery onager



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    #46
    drillyeye
    Registered Users Posts: 408 ✭✭drillyeye


    fergus1001 wrote: »
    Please tldr that ****

    But how do you know its ****? :)

    Or maybe you meant DLFHCDWWVS*??!


    *Didn't Like, Feelings Hurt, Cant Deal, Warped World View Shattered


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    #47
    TJJP
    Registered Users Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭TJJP


    おばけ屋敷にいく


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    #48
    drillyeye
    Registered Users Posts: 408 ✭✭drillyeye


    Esel wrote: »
    Listening to this > reading the OP.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mMVCfFJ_l_4

    Reading some of these replies while listening to this...... :))

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPx_Ja88-wo&app=desktop


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    #49
    drillyeye
    Registered Users Posts: 408 ✭✭drillyeye


    TJJP wrote: »
    おばけ屋敷にいく

    demo......do****e!?


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    #50
    riffmongous
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,687 Mod ✭✭✭✭riffmongous


    meanwhile-in-japan-quickmeme-co-27798484.png


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    #51
    Donald Trump
    Registered Users Posts: 19,210 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    Don't be silly

    Sure there'll be no japaneseses left soon enough what with their bad procreation rates

    Nearly as bad as the pandas they are


    And even if they do get around to doing a bit of riding, Godzilla will get the little feckers long before then



    Whatever happened to the Revs? Who knew Stiffler was originally from Donegal!




    (Yeah I know it was only a cover)


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