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Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

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  • #8402
    cozar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,575 ✭✭✭cozar


    Irish Waters?


  • #8403
    septictank
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 923 ✭✭✭septictank


    A feckin whistler.


  • #8404
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    That's what you get for signing up to Irish Water


  • #8405
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,551 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Jaysis, is she calling up sex chatlines


  • #8406
    Ally Dick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,788 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    2smiggy wrote: »
    is this wan foreign or where is that accent from !?

    Three guesses. Her name is Winnie


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  • #8407
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,551 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    LIBEL!


  • #8408
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Joe!
    Hide that big yellow streak!
    You're a disgrace!


  • #8409
    Mike Guide 69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,546 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    Slow down Joe


  • #8410
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Winnie has no water..
    Tough,if water is going in its your problem


  • #8411
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,459 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    My plumber says "that will be €100 Missus"


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  • #8412
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Darragh in Oirish Water - you're very rude


  • #8413
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Ten Pin wrote: »
    Sounds like IW has become an old dinosaur already

    At home on the LL so.


  • #8414
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,551 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    The plumber came 8 times Joe. To my house, I mean


  • #8415
    Mike Guide 69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,546 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    Shes one line away from singing Craid David now....


  • #8416
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Hum.... during the day, people aren't at home.
    In the evening they are.

    I wonder if that's anything to do with it, Inspector Cluejoe?


  • #8417
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    This one is clearly going to be right no matter what anyone else says


  • #8418
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,551 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    She has a manhole too.


  • #8419
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    zell12 wrote: »
    The plumber came 8 times Joe. To my house, I mean

    <cue dodgy 70s porn music>

    cut-kar-2014-green-plumber-men-s-super-mario-luigi-costume-1200.jpg


  • #8420
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    A MANhole?...........is that pc anymore?


  • #8421
    meep
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,270 ✭✭✭meep


    zell12 wrote: »
    The plumber came 8 times Joe. To my house, I mean

    'I had him on Saturday and I had him on Sunday'


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  • #8422
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,459 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    I'd say the plumber is going out in the evening and reducing down the pressure and then waiting for the call from Winnie.


  • #8423
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    Why dont Liveline screen calls?


  • #8424
    rmacm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭rmacm


    He couldn't get rid of her fast enough.


  • #8425
    QueensGael
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 711 ✭✭✭QueensGael


    He let the durty auld divils ráiméis for half an hour or more, and runs poor Winnie out the door after five minutes, and she with a Wather problem and all!


  • #8426
    Ally Dick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,788 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Joe should be removed from the airwaves. He is a coward of the highest order. Wont let callers speak, or criticise anyone


  • #8427
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Hector Bellend wrote: »
    Why dont Liveline screen calls?

    They do...and these are the winners :):)


  • #8428
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,248 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    Hum.... during the day, people aren't at home.
    In the evening they are.

    I wonder if that's anything to do with it, Inspector Cluejoe?

    Plus Castletroy in Limerick is after doubling in size it seems over the last few years


  • #8429
    Mike Guide 69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,546 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


  • #8430
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    Odyssey 2005 wrote: »
    They do...and these are the winners :):)

    oh god


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  • #8431
    A Shaved Duck?
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,693 ✭✭✭A Shaved Duck?


    1960...im away.


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