Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

Rock Lesnar

HD Tele is worse then the big box of scrap, lol

Mike Guide 69

Sounds like a scene out of Poltergiest!!!

minikin

Ah the oul degauss switch, we’ll never see its likes again!

Dan Jaman

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

plenty of cats sitting around that house by the sounds of her

Warming their arses on the back of the telly. The inside is probably full of fluff and cat hair.

dvcireland

Sil Fox has a 100 year old joke book

SEPT 23 1989

dvcireland wrote: »

Sil Fox has a 100 year old joke book

that he stole

Mike Guide 69

No Joe wants to dig deeper Helen, where is his body???

Roger_007

"Mind you own feckin business, Joe"

Rock Lesnar

dvcireland wrote: »

Sil Fox has a 100 year old joke book

Has or wrote caller

dvcireland

Sil's first joke he wrote, was about The Boer War

cozar

you wont be getting any sob story out of her, good woman.

Roger_007

dvcireland wrote: »

Sil Fox has is a 100 year old joke book

FYP

boardise

Oldest object in my house is a O'Reilly's Irish-English dictionary from 1817. Still workin'.

Dan Jaman

It will be on ebay.es soon, luv.

anthonyjmaher

Caller: "I bought it in 1993?"
Duffy: "And was it one of the ones with the big back on it"
Caller: "No Joe, I actually invented the first flat screen TV myself. I was testing it before releasing it to market"

SEPT 23 1989

retired civil servant on a 500 a week pension loses a rolex on holiday in spain

Am i supposed to have sympathy?

anthonyjmaher

Sounds like this woman has too much money. Is she an ex civil servant or teacher?

2smiggy

don't tell him it's worth caller !!!! €1000 watch, I'm sure they will just hand it back to you

meep

Soapbox Joe doesn't listen, proof point #233

yesterday, wheelchair guys mum said very clearly that he went for dialysis 3 times a week at 6.30am, came back home, had a rest and got up around 5.30 pm (??!!)

Today, Joe makes a meal of not knowing he was having dialysis, 'didn't know that at all, at all, caller' <tut tut and heavy sighs>

Dan Jaman

Dumpling wearing expensive watch on holiday to dodgy place is astounded when it gets nicked.
Oh la la.

anthonyjmaher

Why in God's name did you bring an expensive watch on holiday with you? Is that the most appropriate question ?

Mike Guide 69

Joe dropped the baguette on the mic there!!!

meep

Old man unfairly signed up for something.
Son follows up, gets clarification on policy and an apology.
Issue????

JMNolan

"I'm not accusing" - lol

Mike Guide 69

Live from a beer garden.......

meep

you cant say dat!!!

SEPT 23 1989

Joes favourite website

Mike Guide 69

Mind the road now...

meep

meep wrote: »

Old man unfairly signed up for something.
Son follows up, gets clarification on policy and an apology.
Issue????

Thought that was a non-story but this one doesn't even know what the call was about but between herself and Joe, it's some kind of credit card scam.

I get a few calls a week from some +121 number. Should I call Joe and let him now how great I am for not even answering?

Mike Guide 69

Whats next for Joe, a cuddly toy??, ffs.......