Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

NickNickleby

lazygal wrote: »

Would it help if a plane scattered versatis patches over the whole country?

I dare ya to tweet that to him

Fann Linn

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Or the baldy tyres on the plough.

Or the baldy head on the driver!

meep

dvcireland wrote: »

Lots of Emma's and Emman's been conceived

Was thinking maybe liveline listeners could go got 'Clement', so to speak. (or Clementine?)

jojofizzio

Come on now Gerry-cut to the chase and tell us when we can drive again...thanks!!

Dan Jaman

Is it snowing?

NickNickleby

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Oh, jeez, I was using a shovel earlier without a licence.

were you usin ih, or just like the professionals, just breast feedin' ih.

Mike Guide 69

Here are the votes from the Moyross jury!!!!

Atlantic Dawn

Scallywags so to speak.

Dan Jaman

Snowballs.
De bastrads!

BPKS

Eileen just to let you know that you could buy all the houses in Moyross for what Joe earns every year.

NickNickleby

Well NOT in Bally- er, for sure

McDermotX

Shocking


I mean, nobody could predict snowballs been thrown about in this weather.

Dan Jaman

NickNickleby wrote: »

were you usin ih, or just like the professionals, just breast feedin' ih.

Advanced breast feeding of de shovel was part III of de course.
I never completed that part, so just had to actually do the job.

Even worse, there was no colleague to actually do the work while I supervised.
Oh, the horror.

NickNickleby

jayziz, more VEH Hicles

Atlantic Dawn

Lol de puer blagards, at least they are not wasting the countries electricity playing their Ex Boxes.

Hector Savage

VEH hi Kill again ...

Fup off Joe!!

lazygal

Well done well done.

Atlantic Dawn

I recall as a youth so to speak if you compacted the snowball enough it had a similar strength to concrete.

NickNickleby

Wha?

How many VEH hicles ARE there in de country

dvcireland

The lads in Jobstown will move those abandoned cars

NickNickleby

look everyone:

REAL ads

Atlantic Dawn

They should just have a chopper on standby to lift away any fools car ditched on the motorway...

NickNickleby

NickNickleby wrote: »

look everyone:

REAL ads

DAmn, RTE Guide ad. Foiled

McDermotX

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

I recall as a youth so to speak if you compacted the snowball enough it had a similar strength to concrete.

Plus you add a wee drizzle of water on your compacted snowballs for increased smacking power.
Should ring in and get that tip read out.

Well done, well done

Mena Mitty

Just tuned in sotospeak on the gogglebox.

Are the Versatis patches any good for Scabies and the scratching ? Genuine question from Mena in the Midlands ;-)

NickNickleby

small family business sufferin'

Well Joe, waddya gonna dooo?

dvcireland

Never see a poor hairdresser

#cash in hand

Mike Guide 69

Employ people??, your family are helping you,ffs!!!!

boardise

Ireland is chock full of exceptional people doing wonderful jobs. That's why I've never had any trouble getting a problem fixed - top quality work carried out at express speed at reasonable prices. Earthly paradise I'm telling ye.

NickNickleby

McDermotX wrote: »

Plus you add a wee drizzle of water on your compacted snowballs for increased smacking power.
Should ring in and get that tip read out.

Well done, well done

eh, what should one do if fresh water is not availabe?