Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

vicwatson

bottlebrush wrote: »

I am unclear - are those who could not make it in to work docked a day's pay?

They should be

Greasy Tool

Fann Linn wrote: »

Joe doin' de auld Jem Larkin with de arms.

He musta gorra few tips offa de Billy Barry wan , so to speak ,

Dan Jaman

Oh, me ball cock is frozen.

gadgiemagoo

TheHomeService wrote: »

Look at the pile of newspapers beside Joe. I’m sure he has personally paid for each one :-)

He sure hasn't personally read em all :P

Odyssey 2005

Nothing worse than a frozen ballcock
Sore thing

Atlantic Dawn

There's only one fooking pipe coming out of the boiler, it's not a fooking oil terminal your looking at.

floraldream

vicwatson wrote: »

They are ALL crooked bastards

We are ALL crooked bastards on this blessed day

anthonyjmaher

These "clever dick", self appointed authorities on safety get on my t1ts.
Tony: "Joe, I just wanted to let your listeners know that it's very important when it's snowing, to put one foot in front of the other, or else you could fall over in the snow"
Joe: "Oh that's very important Tony, that's very important well done well done".

Odyssey 2005

Knows lots about nothing.

BarryD2

Queue, loads of OAPs trying to climb into their attics with resultant ambulance chaos.

Atlantic Dawn

Hacksaws and pipes, eh no don't advise listeners to Loiveline to do that or the gasmain coming in to the house will end up cut.

vicwatson

Plumbing advice on liveline

De biler

Uncharted

Joe scanning pornhub on the tablet through boredom about boiling water...

Skid X

https://twitter.com/SimonHarrisTD/status/969220802389381122


... Simon says "If I am really nice to you and hail you as being wonderful will you never mention those patches ever again?"

joe6pack

I dont think its a good idea to go on the national broadcaster and tell people to take a hacksaw to the boiler pipes.

TheHomeService

DIY Boiler repairs. What could possibly go wrong.

vicwatson

Yeh Im just going out in the Status Red to get some lagging for me bilier

Dan Jaman

There will be a rash of scalded householders.

Oops69

Daftest / dangerous advice from this dope

Atlantic Dawn

Can RTE put on some nice fillum at 4pm to watch?

Oops69

Daftest / dangerous advice from this dope

BPKS

"Go outside with your kettle of water" says Joe


Tomorrow Liveline:


Joe, I scalded me hand................its a disgrace

BarryD2

70, 69, 68, 67, 66 ................ get in!

Joe must indeed staying overnight in de stewdio as he see all need to be off roads

Atlantic Dawn

Michael Lynn picked a bad time to head back to Ireland, he will be freezing his bollix off when he arrives back.

anthonyjmaher

What does it matter ffs, if the people are refusing to go in to the hostels then there is nothing the state can do for them. Get off your soapbox.

Oops69

Does half this country work in communide support

Uncharted

You'd swear there was no homeless anywhere else in the country apart from Dublin.

vicwatson

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Can RTE put on some nice fillum at 4pm to watch?

It calls for It's a wonderful Life

Odyssey 2005

Oops69 wrote: »

Daftest / dangerous advice from this dope

Two dopes