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Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    I hope the first caller hung up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 797 ✭✭✭MmmChocolate


    "Who did the groom's hair and makeup heh heh heh"

    The man is an actual utter complete cretin...!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    I did a masters Joe


    Wow says the great one :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    Sure they'll be in the cottage ridin'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Yawn fest


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Who is Tara?
    Some relative of Joe's?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Ahhhhhhhhhh. Well dun


  • Posts: 4,546 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Telling newly weds to "Stay indoors"

    Karina.... you saucy minx :D;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    taffy on line 1


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Tar a


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    I'd say he wants to ride the box off her ASAP.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,703 ✭✭✭✭Itssoeasy


    How is getting married an emergency ? Karina sounds bored out of her head.

    I don't think they were planning on leaving the cottage anyway joe. I'd say mark will be white as a sheet.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    He's camper than a row of tents today.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    a weddig dress joe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    What are you wearing ? WTF


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,453 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    "What are you wearing Tara"

    Joe thinks he just rung a 1850 number


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 520 ✭✭✭joe6pack


    A white country .......Thats wasist


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    in a white country ?


    RACIST !!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    "God Bless", F off


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Uncharted wrote: »
    Nobody cares. Except Joe. Desperately trying to crowbar in a "white wedding " gag.

    Bingo


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  • Posts: 4,546 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Uncharted wrote: »
    Nobody cares. Except Joe. Desperately trying to crowbar in a "white wedding " gag.

    And there it goes.........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    What are you wearing ?:(
    Fur coat and no knickers Joe !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    I did a masters Joe

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,444 ✭✭✭✭Skid X


    "A white wedding in a white country ... eh, in terms of the snow"


    Too late Joe, I'm going to complain about that racist outburst.

    Shocked and appalled I am.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    sligojoek wrote: »
    I hope the first caller hung up.

    Dropped like a hot spud.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    I'd say he wants to ride the box off her ASAP.

    I'd say he's getting stuck into her


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,453 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Wait for it Sid will turn up looking for a room and some brandy

    Did you not hear Sid is in re-cubbery


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    He handles each topic like a master.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,575 ✭✭✭cozar


    What are you wearing ????


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 69 ✭✭gadgiemagoo


    why does he need a two bed?

    One question Joe will not ask.
    I used work for a homeless organisation in Scotland helping ppl access private rent via a rent guarantee scheme. Constantly got single "sofa surfing" guys demanding a 2 bed let cos they had access to their kids at weekend. Trying to explain that the Mother was getting the 2 bed allowance cos she had them 90% time was like bangin me head off the wall. Split couple = double entitlement attitude.


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