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If i won the lotto i would.....

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  • 16-01-2018 2:06pm
    #1
    ballsdeep69
    Registered Users Posts: 252 ✭✭


    .......


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    #2
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    would you really?

    you don't say!


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    #3
    davo2001
    Registered Users Posts: 3,317 ✭✭✭davo2001


    Stop having to see this thread every few weeks.


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    #4
    never_mind
    Registered Users Posts: 915 ✭✭✭never_mind


    Hmmm...

    depends on how much but let's say 30 million.

    - I'd buy out my partner's house that is in neg equity
    - I'd buy us new cars and look at a second home
    - I'd put a bit aside for nephews/nieces for college
    - I'd make sure to take care of my parents in whatever way I can
    - I'd quit my job, go travelling with my OH for a year and then retrain as a doctor (the only thing that has stopped me doing this is the fees)

    Look at my humble list?! Maybe the gods will make it happen seeing as I'm not spending it all on booze and hookers.


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    #5
    theteal
    Registered Users Posts: 7,593 ✭✭✭theteal


    not even tell the wife. . .


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    #6
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Buy Boards and stop this recurring thread.


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    #7
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users Posts: 8,192 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    Turn on the heating


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    #8
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Buy boards and limit the number of full stops allowed in an opening post.


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    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Martin Hundreds Gymnastics wrote: »
    Buy Boards and stop this recurring thread.

    Buy boards, sack admins, make myself unbannable tyrannical king.


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    frag420
    Registered Users Posts: 6,158 ✭✭✭frag420


    Stick it all on a quick-pick...


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    #11
    _feedback_
    Registered Users Posts: 4,269 ✭✭✭_feedback_


    Hey OP. My name is Jimmy and I am the CEO if creativetypes4u Ltd. We are a hip start-up consulting agency who give that jizzy jazzy boost of creativity to companies in need of a kick up the you know where when it comes to creativity.

    I have been on the look-out for whipper snappers with that quick, think outside the box, super creative mentality to add to our team. The particular position I have in mind is to whizz up a bit of life to our creative writing department.

    You seem ideally suited to this position. So if you are interested, please drop me a letter to PO box 1974, Dublin 2.


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    schizo1014
    Registered Users Posts: 307 ✭✭schizo1014


    probably go to the pub


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    Hector Savage
    Registered Users Posts: 8,810 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    Get that bloody boiler fixed


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    #14
    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,449 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    If I won the lotto I would close this thread until the OP actually added something to it themselves :pac:


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    #15
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    jonnycivic wrote: »
    If I won the lotto I would close this thread until the OP actually added something to it themselves :pac:
    some more full stops?


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    Kimbot
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    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    some more full stops?

    With the odd exclamation mark thrown in too like.


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    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    jonnycivic wrote: »
    With the odd exclamation mark thrown in too like.
    a couple of tildas just to be controversial.


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    #18
    cantdecide
    Registered Users Posts: 11,465 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    Buy Boards and Install decking


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    King George VI
    Registered Users Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    Buy all of thecans of Fanta in Ireland


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    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    a couple of tildas just to be controversial.

    ~ ~
    Sorry, but I haven't had an excuse to use one in ages.


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    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Martin Hundreds Gymnastics wrote: »
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    Sorry, but I haven't had an excuse to use one in ages.

    Looks like a couple of mustaches!


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    #22
    Birneybau
    Registered Users Posts: 10,229 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Buy this site and ban all bar maybe 10 people. Because, it is being ruined...


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    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Looks like a couple of mustaches!

    That would be about right. ~


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    #24
    valoren
    Registered Users Posts: 5,458 ✭✭✭valoren


    ballsdeep69 wrote: »
    .......

    S E S

    ??


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    #25
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,024 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    fix the hole in my shoe


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    #26
    chopperbyrne
    Registered Users Posts: 10,974 ✭✭✭✭chopperbyrne


    Hand in my notice, and work as normal for that month, then live very comfortably for the rest of my life.


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    dodzy
    Registered Users Posts: 9,928 ✭✭✭dodzy


    chopperbyrne wrote: »
    Hand in my notice, and work as normal for that month, then live very comfortably for the rest of my life.

    FYP


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    #28
    GavRedKing
    Registered Users Posts: 53,262 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    Go on a murderous rampage, rich people dont go to jail.


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    #29
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Live an enormously lavish and wasteful jetset lifestyle and then pontificate to ordinary people about equality and global warming.


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    #30
    Ninjini
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,137 ✭✭✭Ninjini


    Honest answer is incredibly boring, I would buy my OH a place where he could do artwork as he’s incredibly talented but doesn’t have the time or space he needs.
    A nice house, new car and put a sum aside for the kids.
    After that, I’d treat myself to a Harry Potter studio tour and some baking equipment.


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    Permabear
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