On your deathbed

jamesbere

I want to die laughing

Boom_Bap

I'd just get out of bed. Screw you death, Ima live forever.

I want to go out the same way I came in - kicking and screaming, naked and wet!

DEFTLEFTHAND

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I'd just get out of bed. Screw you death, Ima live forever.

They'll have to strap you back down on the gurney and turn on the Potassium Chloride pump. :pac:

Conor Bourke

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

They'll have to strap you back down on the gurney and turn on the Potassium Chloride pump. :pac:

Who in Ireland actually ever says “gurney”? Get yer head outta the films, they’re stretchers or trolleys. God, I hate Americanisms :mad:

I’ll probably die a premature death due to stroke from years of raised blood pressure over the trivial things that annoy me so much

DEFTLEFTHAND

Cornelius Crow wrote: »

Who in Ireland actually ever says “gurney”? Get yer head outta the films, they’re stretchers or trolleys. God, I hate Americanisms :mad:

I’ll probably die a premature death due to stroke from years of raised blood pressure over the trivial things that annoy me so much

Sorry, I was watching a Death Penalty by lethal injection documentary last night.:P:o

One of the stories was about a fella who broke out the straps before they got the drugs flowing.

PeterParker957

A Little Pony wrote: »

No point worrying about it, it happens to everyone. Just bury me in the right cemetery is all I ask.

I'm on phone.

Can someone post the clip of the Life of Brian where they're saying "we demand to be crucified in a purely Jewish section!!"

Galwayguy35

I don't want to be on any deathbed, a heart attack would be ideal, gone before I knew what happened.

My maternal grandfather died very suddenly. He literally never knew what hit him. That's how I want to go, though I wouldn't mind a few days warning either so I can tell everyone anything I need to.

I saw a family member die eight years after a terminal diagnosis. There is nothing more agonising and frustrating that watching someone you love die a little more every day, helpless to change anything. Its a gamechanger.

I don't fear death, only dying. I imagine the eternal non-existence of death will be the same as the slight eternity of non-existence of before birth. I do envy those who feel secure in the knowledge that it's not the end, if only to see people I loved again.

MonkieSocks

PeterParker957 wrote: »

I'm on phone.

Can someone post the clip of the Life of Brian where they're saying "we demand to be crucified in a purely Jewish section!!"

Dakota Dan

Why do we always hear about the people that died peacefully but never about the ones that die roaring?

Galwayguy35

Knowing your about to be murdered must be the worst way of all to leave this world.

Thespoofer

There is a young man, with eyes so blue, possibly in his early 20s.

Ive never met him.

A few weeks ago I typed a name into a social media search engine and there he was, looking back at me, with my own eyes and then I knew.

This young man is my Son.