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Is Pee good for your skin?

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  • 22-11-2017 7:55pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭


    "The urea and uric acid found in urine are powerful antioxidants, and urine also contains the body's excess resources of vitamins, minerals, and proteins. Drinking and massaging urine into the skin, I learned, allows your body to reabsorb these nutrients and stimulate healing"
    Monica Schadlow, M.D.

    Which do you think would be better for your skin? A leading "anti aging" skin care product with 50 chemical ingredients or urine which is 95 %water and has 0% harmful substances


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    No but cum is.


  • Registered Users Posts: 29,294 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    The urea and uric acid found in urine are powerful antioxidants, and urine also contains the body's excess resources of vitamins, minerals, and proteins. Drinking and massaging urine into the skin, I learned, allows your body to reabsorb these nutrients and stimulate healing.
    Monica Schadlow, M.D.

    Is that Monica Schadlow opinion OP? What about yours?

































    I find its good for blasting people with though!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭badabing106


    Some people might be sceptical,they are programmed to think that pee is disgusting. but pee is 95% water and 5% vitamins and minerals. Alot better and safer than any "anti aging" cream with 50 artificial ingredients!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    Some people might be sceptical,they are programmed to think that pee is disgusting. but pee is 95% water and 5% vitamins and minerals. Alot better and safer than any "anti aging" cream with 50 artificial ingredients!

    Wouldn't fancy rubbing smithwicks pïss into meself.....but il fill a bottle for yous the weekend

    PM me for collection details


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭badabing106


    Mint Sauce wrote: »
    Is that Monica Schadlow opinion OP? What about yours?

































    I find its good for blasting people with though!

    1part castor oil, 3parts olive oil. Massage face/clean.

    Clean cloth soak in hot water and mid stream pee,Place on face for one minute. Cleansing

    Wash face


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,635 Mod ✭✭✭✭riffmongous


    Anytime I've got a smell of piss off someone they generally don't seem to be doing too well OP


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,647 ✭✭✭lazybones32


    Yes. Pee is great for removing aged and dead skin cells and promoting new cell growth, especially on the face.
    It also helps prevent dandruff when massaged into the scalp, for the same reasons above.
    The urea in yellow pee is an effective neutraliser of odour-causing bacteria in the armpits and other problem areas.

    Obviously, you don't just pee on yourself and that's it. You dilute it and rinse it off afterwards but it has amazing benefits, which i have personally experienced. I don't know how to link from the phone but there are some very informative sites out there and the results are being taken seriously.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭badabing106


    Anytime I've got a smell of piss off someone they generally don't seem to be doing too well OP

    Fresh pee does not smell. 3 day old pee will smell of course


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,249 ✭✭✭magentis


    Fresh pee does not smell. 3 day old pee will smell of course

    Mine smells of apples after a day on the bulmers.


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,099 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    Fresh pee does not smell. 3 day old pee will smell of course

    Piss, just like fish!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 29,294 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Fresh pee does not smell. 3 day old pee will smell of course

    Unless you are dehydrated, have a UTI, or something else going on.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I love when it smells of asparagus


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,005 ✭✭✭ballyargus


    Wouldn't fancy rubbing smithwicks pïss into meself.....but il fill a bottle for yous the weekend

    PM me for collection details

    I can see adverts.ie as of tomorrow:

    "Swap for two litres of my piss and some cash my way?"


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭badabing106


    ballyargus wrote: »
    I can see adverts.ie as of tomorrow:

    "Swap for two litres of my piss and some cash my way?"

    Not really. All humans have a supply of their own urine


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭badabing106


    I would wager that urine would be more beneficial to a person's skin than a 50 euro cream with 50 different ingredients

    Is there Any person that would disagree with that?

    And I'm not taking about emollient effects, just the ingredients


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,163 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    It gives babies nappy rash.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,981 ✭✭✭bilbot79


    Organism Cascades unwanted toxins into concentrated liquid within toxin resistant chamber for expulsion from system.

    Organism then drinks toxins

    Ahhhh


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,005 ✭✭✭ballyargus


    Not really. All humans have a supply of their own urine

    You haven't negotiated on adverts


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭badabing106


    bilbot79 wrote: »
    Organism Cascades unwanted toxins into concentrated liquid within toxin resistant chamber for expulsion from system.

    Organism then drinks toxins

    Ahhhh
    Which do you think would be more toxic to apply to your skin

    Urine which has been filtered by your body or a cream with 50 artificial ingredients?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Yes. Pee is great for removing aged and dead skin cells and promoting new cell growth, especially on the face.
    It also helps prevent dandruff when massaged into the scalp, for the same reasons above.
    The urea in yellow pee is an effective neutraliser of odour-causing bacteria in the armpits and other problem areas.

    great for getting rid of athletes foot as well.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    Which do you think would be more toxic to apply to your skin

    Urine which has been filtered by your body or a cream with 50 artificial ingredients?

    Healthy urine is not toxic. However, it contains compounds eliminated by the body as undesirable, and can be irritating to skin and eyes.
    Urine - Wikipedia


    And Yous trying to tell people your sitting at home in the evenings rubbing yourself in piśs :pac: :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 33,730 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    I think this thread is to promote golden showers...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,744 ✭✭✭diomed


    "The urea and uric acid found in urine are powerful antioxidants
    Oh no, I've just anitoxidised myself.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,981 ✭✭✭bilbot79


    Did David Wolfe start this thread?

    Next thing we'll be avoiding vaccines because they make you sick


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,046 ✭✭✭Berserker


    Can't see how it can be good for you. It's waste. Same as faeces.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭badabing106


    Healthy urine is not toxic. However, it contains compounds eliminated by the body as undesirable, and can be irritating to skin and eyes.
    Urine - Wikipedia


    And Yous trying to tell people your sitting at home in the evenings rubbing yourself in piśs :pac: :pac:

    You didn't answer the question. Which do you think would be healthier?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,363 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Pretty certain there's plenty of educational films on d'internet about the subject.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭badabing106


    diomed wrote: »
    Oh no, I've just anitoxidised myself.

    Which do you think has more harmful chemicals? Your pee which is filtrated by a very efficient biological machine, or a product which has 20 or 30 or 40 or 50 chemically added ingredients


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    Fancy face creams often have urea or uric acid in the ingredients. Fear not, people are already rubbing pee into their faces!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 19,139 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    "The urea and uric acid found in urine are powerful antioxidants, and urine also contains the body's excess resources of vitamins, minerals, and proteins. Drinking and massaging urine into the skin, I learned, allows your body to reabsorb these nutrients and stimulate healing"
    Monica Schadlow, M.D.

    Which do you think would be better for your skin? A leading "anti aging" skin care product with 50 chemical ingredients or urine which is 95 %water and has 0% harmful substances
    No but cum is.

    I think that that one was Monica Schwallows theory. Easy to get them pair mixed up


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