With WW3 on the way what's on your prepper list ?

worded

Will Aldi do a super 6 prepper list?

Can you get Hydrogen Bomb repellant spray ?

Will smokes be good as currency ?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

worded wrote: »

Will Aldi do a super 6 prepper list?

Can you get Hydrogen Bomb repellant spray ?

Will smokes be good as currency ?

No idea what a super 6 pepper list, but it'll probably be tricky to get if they do.
No
Always

Arsemageddon

No more Internet means porn mags will be the new currency

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

No idea what a prepper list is.

Of course not.

In some quarters, yes.

dinorebel

Arsemageddon wrote: »

No more Internet means porn mags will be the new currency

I'll be a billionaire.

Roger Mellie Man on the Telly

What does prepper mean?

Barry Badrinath

Roger Mellie Man on the Telly wrote: »

What does prepper mean?

Someone who prepares for a specific situation is known as a "prepper".....like doomsday fcukers.

As long as there are enough yellow Snacks to go around, be grand.

Allinall

Roger Mellie Man on the Telly wrote: »

What does prepper mean?

It's short for prepare, even though it has the same number of letters.

Are Am Eye

I'd say your main preparation would be to build a fallout shelter
in advance. These have to built to very specific standards to withstand
the shock blast and keep out gamma rays. Food and water for two weeks. Air intake and exhaust pipes and air purification system. Generator and diesel supply. Deck of cards.

worded

Is there anything to deflect a stray missile from your roof ? A trampoline roof would be good o suppose ..

A few boxs of matches are always handy as are lighters. Off to Henry street .... lighters - 5 for a euro

Ok I've got to make a list

http://www.theprepperjournal.com/2014/02/26/preppers-list-of-supplies/

Arsemageddon

Roger Mellie Man on the Telly wrote: »

What does prepper mean?

Someone who prepares themselves for the apocalypse by buying loads of canned food and boring the shyte out of everyone else by telling them how well prepared they are.

Basically, they are the sort of people you would least like to be with in a post apocalyptic scenario as they would be very smug with their non-iron 'I told you so', 'I told you so.'.

Snotty

If door mats, snow chains and a screwdriver with 4325 attachments would be helpful during WW3, then Aldi has us covered.

worded

Any other Aldi / LIDL must haves ?

I havnt eaten ambrosia rice since a camping trip 30 years ago

Must put that on the list

Dohnjoe

There's no war on the way.

If, by some astronomical odds, some sort of conflict did break out, it wouldn't affect us in the slightest.

worded

A home razor so I can cut my hair in the new North Korean look and now world leader .... in case he wins like

4068ac1elhodqr

Dohnjoe wrote: »

There's no war on the way.

If, by some astronomical odds, some sort of conflict did break out, it wouldn't affect us in the slightest.

Agree with this, Rocketman™ is over in NK and about as far away as you could wish for.

There's more chance of directly being affect by any of the following: Niribu (due today Google?:23rdSeptember2017), MegaVolcances (Yellowstone or Naples), 100meter+ Asteroid impacts (that sure would make a bit of a mess), Pole-shifts (very unlikely), the GCanaria landfall, XC100Solarflares etc.

But just in case, this is all you need for 6mths:

1) 1,000L of <4oC chilled, filtered and restructured water
2) 180 Tinned Soups (variety, but remove labels for some extra excitement)
3) 40kg of Flahavans Organic Oats (can't beat it)
4) 1,080 tins of Guinness (provides most of your nutritional needs*)
5) 180 cartons of Orange Juice (*the remainder of the nutritional needs)
6) A nice aftershave, some flowers/club(opt) in-case all the niteclubs are still closed after 6mths of the Tribulation and re-seeding is needed.

LirW

I'll just eat the sheep on the field behind my house, will be all grand.

worded

Benton Few Flick wrote: »

Dohnjoe wrote: »

There's no war on the way.

If, by some astronomical odds, some sort of conflict did break out, it wouldn't affect us in the slightest.

Agree with this, Rocketman™ is over in NK and about as far away as you could wish for.

There's more chance of directly being affect by any of the following: Niribu (due today Google?:23rdSeptember2017), MegaVolcances (Yellowstone or Naples), 100meter+ Asteroid impacts (that sure would make a bit of a mess), Pole-shifts (very unlikely), the GCanaria landfall, XC100Solarflares etc.

But just in case, this is all you need for 6mths:

1) 1,000L of <4oC chilled, filtered and restructured water
2) 180 Tinned Soups (variety, but remove labels for some extra excitement)
3) 40kg of Flahavans Organic Oats (can't beat it)
4) 1,080 tins of Guinness (provides most of your nutritional needs*)
5) 180 cartons of Orange Juice (*the remainder of the nutritional needs)
6) A nice aftershave, some flowers/club(opt) in-case all the niteclubs are still closed after 6mths of the Tribulation and re-seeding is needed.

I'm just on Tesco home delivery now and they have none of that italian filtered water I like bit looking good for the rest ... now to pick a good delivery time. Lots of club points on this !

worded

Don't want to be a scare mongrer or anything, but in ww2 a. Lot of planes got lost and crash landed here

Some of those missiles could go astray

An apology wont be enough when all the water is poisoned and you are gagging for a pint of Guinness

Just saying

branie2

Food
Water
Flashlight
First aid kit
reading material
flares

worded

It would be like a year of good Fridays people !

Time to stock up on booze for a very long session in the bunker!

We are all just 48 hours and 3 meals and a few pints away from being savages.

Imagine being sober for a year, ah the dread

worded

LirW wrote: »

I'll just eat the sheep on the field behind my house, will be all grand.

What if all your neighbours are thinking the same ? What then?

Also how many Lancashire Hot pots can you eat ?

Variety man, variety

srsly78

worded wrote: »

Don't want to be a scare mongrer or anything, but in ww2 a. Lot of planes got lost and crash landed here

Some of those missiles could go astray

Look at where Ireland and North Korea are on the globe.

1983ish

A hand crank radio/light/USB charger
Don't want to miss the farming slot on newstalk

Nabber

People over look the importance of a flesh light. Stuck in a bunker with no lights... Grab the flesh light. Guaranteed to brighten up any dark bunker.
Wouldn't encourage sharing a flesh light, no matter how dark it is.

LirW

worded wrote: »

What if all your neighbours are thinking the same ? What then?

Also how many Lancashire Hot pots can you eat ?

Variety man, variety

With like all the neighbors I have it'll last us a year then maybe.

Cheerful Spring

Dohnjoe wrote: »

There's no war on the way.

If, by some astronomical odds, some sort of conflict did break out, it wouldn't affect us in the slightest.

You do realize we live next door to the United Kingdom? They are just as bad as the Americans for war. While there is no signs of a imminent nuclear global war,. Wars between countries will continue to be a real thing. Eventually countries with nuclear weapons will clash, when and where? North Korea clash with the United States has the highest probability right now of being a shooting war with nuclear weapons being used?

Skatedude

Cheerful Spring wrote: »

You do realize we live next door to the United Kingdom? They are just as bad as the Americans for war. While there is no signs of a imminent nuclear global war,. Wars between countries will continue to be a real thing. Eventually countries with nuclear weapons will clash, when and where? North Korea clash with the United States has the highest probability right now of being a shooting war with nuclear weapons being used?

And it's not north Korea that you need to worry about, It's their Chinese allies who would be obligated to take their side in a conflict.

4068ac1elhodqr

branie2 wrote: »

Food, Water, Flashlight, First aid kit, reading material, flares

Someone else mentioned having tools available to create 'the Kim' haircut.
But now opting for grey flares as an essential, is showing too much faith in the glorious leader's chances of world domination.

blinding

Address’s of best prepared local preppers .

Extreme weapons for disposing of said peppers .

A few special items for oneself that peppers may have overlooked .

A few bags of quick lime (must have )

Neon_Lights

The local takeaways number in case of any cyber warfare malarkey.

Atoms for Peace

Nuka cola bottle caps.

worded

Neon_Lights wrote: »

The local takeaways number in case of any cyber warfare malarkey.

Yeah the ordering aps probably won't work

Capt'n Midnight

Only thing you need is a gun and the addresses of local Mormons.

And you don't even need a guns because Mormons share

worded

Atomic Bomb -great track
https://open.spotify.com/track/5sAtexHA58DaMWNNq3Hznv?si=eOAKI2it

Alf Veedersane

Johnnies.

Also, the addresses of people who have been preparing.

Neon_Lights

adding binoculars so we can have a good aul shtaaare. We as a nation like two things a good aul gawk and shtare, and throwing stuff at people (rocks, cans, sweets, chips)

Sure who would invade us, or blow us up? We're more likely to succumb to guinness farts of a sunday morning.

Snotty

Neon_Lights wrote: »

Sure who would invade us, or blow us up? We're more likely to succumb to guinness farts of a sunday morning.

It's not the invading we need to worry about, Ireland has been designated N.W.B. (nuclear whipping boy). Meaning that in the event of a nuclear war, all allied nations will first calibrate their missiles by bombing Ireland.

Neon_Lights

Snotty wrote: »

It's not the invading we need to worry about, Ireland has been designated N.W.B. (nuclear whipping boy). Meaning that in the event of a nuclear war, all allied nations will first calibrate their missiles by bombing Ireland.

It sounds like song for a raggy boy in a nuclear sense

LirW

Snotty wrote: »

It's not the invading we need to worry about, Ireland has been designated N.W.B. (nuclear whipping boy). Meaning that in the event of a nuclear war, all allied nations will first calibrate their missiles by bombing Ireland.

First target: Rock of Cashel.

Benton Few Flick

Benton Few Flick wrote: »

Someone else mentioned having tools available to create 'the Kim' haircut.
But now opting for grey flares as an essential, is showing too much faith in the glorious leader's chances of world domination.

With trousers like that he's truly preparing for a long day away from a toilet!

prinzeugen

Snotty wrote: »

If door mats, snow chains and a screwdriver with 4325 attachments would be helpful during WW3, then Aldi has us covered.

You need 4325 attachments because each one is fecked after one use.

Thats if the cheap crap can survive a nuclear blast.

What they sell as "food" would be grand.. If it has not gained legs and walked out itself!

Avada

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

Johnnies.

Also, the addresses of people who have been preparing.

Fcuk that, the best thing about an apocalypse is not having to use those rubber funkillers!

BalcombeSt4

1.Construct underground tunnel like Ho Chi Minh Trail
2.By AR-15
3.By Vigneron II
4.By food/water rations
5.Construct spy network
6.Wear clothing I haven't decided yet.

chupacabra

125 bags of cheese and onion tayto

enfield

A small list.
Water and water filtration tablets.
Live hens.
A good knife.
Yeast.
Flour, brown and white.
Sugar.
Light flints.
Porridge.
Noodles in airtight box.
Rocket stove.
Wind up torches.
Weapons.
Military poncho's, Tarpoulins and ropes.
Arctic sleeping bags and army beds.
Vaping supplies and solar chargers.
Alcohol.
Necessary medicines and first aid box.
Stuff jacket and pants.
Walkie talkies and re-chargeable batteries.
Tinned food.
Milk powder.
Tea bags.
Cutlery.
Aluminium dishes and pots.
Wind up radio.
Vaseline.

blinding

^^^^^^^^^

That posters address .

SEPT 23 1989

enfield wrote: »

A small list.
Water and water filtration tablets.
Live hens.
A good knife.
Yeast.
Flour, brown and white.
Sugar.
Light flints.
Porridge.
Noodles in airtight box.
Rocket stove.
Wind up torches.
Weapons.
Military poncho's, Tarpoulins and ropes.
Arctic sleeping bags and army beds.
Vaping supplies and solar chargers.
Alcohol.
Necessary medicines and first aid box.
Stuff jacket and pants.
Walkie talkies and re-chargeable batteries.
Tinned food.
Milk powder.
Tea bags.
Cutlery.
Aluminium dishes and pots.
Wind up radio.
Vaseline.

And I have a gun

Hand it all over

ForestFire

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

And I have a gun

Hand it all over

I think you need to read the list more carefully before making threats.... :-)

DoozerT6

Allinall wrote: »

It's short for prepare, even though it has the same number of letters.

A 'prepper' is the person who 'prepares' for a disaster.

TBH, if the world somehow ended up something like in the film 'The Road', I think just one bullet in a gun would do, IYKWIM.

Eff that Ess.

ForestFire

DoozerT6 wrote: »

A 'prepper' is the person who 'prepares' for a disaster.

Pepper