what's the weirdest thing you have brought home from a night out

Village Crazy Lady

Well what have you brought home???
Me?? In my youth, it was traffic cones, stop signs without the pole obviously, even one of those flashing lights for road works, the usual stuff pint glasses, ashtrays and even a bar stool 😀

BrokenArrows

Village Crazy Lady wrote: »

Well what have you brought home???
Me?? In my youth, it was traffic cones, stop signs without the pole obviously, even one of those flashing lights for road works, the usual stuff pint glasses, ashtrays and even a bar stool ��

All standard stuff.

We used to bring back sections of movie posters from billboards. We would climb up and tear someones face off or something else.

pjohnson

The Village Crazy Lady

_Kaiser_

Questionable "dating" choices?

Village Crazy Lady

_Kaiser_ wrote: »

Questionable "dating" choices?

Oh yeah forgot about that, one guy i met stayed in my living room all night bending my forks and spoons, weirdo haha,

King George VI

Can't remember her name

McMurphy

A magic pig.

It was a beautiful woman the night before.

mfceiling

Christmas tree from the local pub. Plastic and it stank of cigarette smoke. Brought it back the day after Christmas.

osarusan

I remember a housemate bringing home the concrete cap of a pier. We could hear him struggling with it through the front door, then he came into the living room and put it down to show it to us. Big smile on him, so pleased with himself.

_Kaiser_

Village Crazy Lady wrote: »

Oh yeah forgot about that, one guy i met stayed in my living room all night bending my forks and spoons, weirdo haha,

He started young...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAXtO5dMqEI

jimgoose

Village Crazy Lady wrote: »

Oh yeah forgot about that, one guy i met stayed in my living room all night bending my forks and spoons, weirdo haha,

You pulled Uri Geller - cool! :cool:

Paddy Cow

Village Crazy Lady wrote: »

Well what have you brought home???
Me?? In my youth, it was traffic cones, stop signs without the pole obviously, even one of those flashing lights for road works, the usual stuff pint glasses, ashtrays and even a bar stool ��

Probably why we now have traffic legos - much harder to steal (or throw at people).

Lu Tze

Chantelle

alchemist33

A bus stop.

Not a bus or a sign but the actual bus stop.

Or rather my flatmate did. It took him two nights with a hacksaw but we then had a bus stop in our flat.

BrokenArrows

alchemist33 wrote: »

A bus stop.

Not a bus or a sign but the actual bus stop.

Or rather my flatmate did. It took him two nights with a hacksaw but we then had a bus stop in our flat.

Wtf

Boom_Bap

The stale bread that was left outside Tesco's....all of it, a few shopping trolleys required.

Traffic Cones.

One of the signs from the college with the name on it. It was about 8 foot long, we got it early in the day and brought it to a few pubs and tried hitching with it.

Crabs.

Bigbagofcans

My housemate brought home a smelly duvet she had found in a phone box and had walked home all wrapped up in it.

Village Crazy Lady

alchemist33 wrote: »

A bus stop.

Not a bus or a sign but the actual bus stop.

Or rather my flatmate did. It took him two nights with a hacksaw but we then had a bus stop in our flat.

Can't top that, funny as fcuk

Village Crazy Lady

BrokenArrows wrote: »

Wtf

Agreed

alchemist33

BrokenArrows wrote: »

Wtf

He also took a Neighbourhood Watch sign, "for the irony"

Mr_Roger_Bongos

A large blue sign advertising service times from the Church of Ireland church opposite the Radisson Hotel on the Stillorgan Duel Carriageway.
Not me, but a friend. He was drunk and alone.
It proudly took up half the living room in our apartment.

MarcusP12

Not me but one of the lads I was living with when I was on a J1 back in the 90s brought home a life size cardboard cut out of Fabio (male model with long blond hair from the 90s).......

Gravelly

When I was in college I spent two years sharing with 3 women (god the fights), one of them was an absolute magnet for fools, and had a string of idiot boyfriends, several of whom I ended up having to evict from the house, usually at some stupid hour of the morning. One Thursday night myself and the other two were sitting watching TV when yer wan rolls in blind drunk with her latest catch, who was carrying a toilet he had taken from a pub. The entire toilet bowl. He was drenched wet, and didn't smell great. To this day I don't know how (or why) he managed to wrestle it from the cubicle, or how he managed to get out of the pub with it. There was a bit of a hullabaloo in college about it, as the pub blamed students for it - though yer man wasn't actually a student at all. When we woke up the following morning both the boyfriend and the toilet were gone, and neither was heard of or seen again.

CardBordWindow

I was at a house before that had the 'Welcome to Co.Kerry' sign in the sitting room!

TheBlock

Asked for a Box of Matches in a 7-11 many years ago at about 2am and was left waiting for 10 Mins while the Cashier went out back and returned with my Bail Of Briquettes.

argolis

Was having a drunk chat with a friend outside Zanzibar nightclub on the quays years ago when a Middlesbrough FC teddy magically appeared in between our faces. I grabbed it and looked up to see it was dangling on a thread out the window from the third floor. Some guy shouted down to keep the fookin thing, so I did.

ohnonotgmail

a car licence plate. It wasnt attached to a car when i acquired it.

GavRedKing

Few years back, one of the mates went home early pissed drunk.

On the way home a few of us decided to take down one of every local election candidate poster we could find, I think we ended up with double figures, maybe 12 or 13 IIRC, anyway, we set them up in the garden all facing the guys window who went home earlier.

Being pretty hammered myself, I forgot about until later the next day when he told us his father was less than pleased about it, was innocent enough really.

mosesgun

Bosses Laptop. At our company BBQ years ago. I was locked and thought it would be a great idea to steal the bosses laptop from his desk. Took it home in the taxi and spent the journey reading his emails and documents like a great fella. Woke up the next morning with the laptop beside me on the bed. Immediate panic set in. Never considered CCTV or the fact that I might've been seen or anything like that. Had to smuggle the laptop back into the office that day (sunday) before anyone noticed it was gone. Not good.

kylith

Village Crazy Lady wrote: »

Well what have you brought home???
Me?? In my youth, it was traffic cones, stop signs without the pole obviously, even one of those flashing lights for road works, the usual stuff pint glasses, ashtrays and even a bar stool ��

Found a load of them in my housemate's room after he moved out, so we pulled a reverse heist and drove up to a roadworks, jumped out, set up all these cones, jumped into the car and drove off. The workers just looked on, bemused.

stargazer 68

A metal sign - screws and all still attached - police car park, police cars only!! Oops