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How do you get sh1t off the cuff of a shirt?

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    #32
    Ficheall
    Registered Users Posts: 9,018 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »
    An awful lot of sanctimonious high horse-riders around here.

    The man probably had a skip of pints last night and had a massive stout ****e. The clean up operation for that can be very messy. Easy mistake to make.

    Advice is too late for the OP but you can fix this very simply. Just scoop the excess scutter off with a bit of tissue paper. Remove the shirt and wash in the toilet sink with a generous helping of liquid soap. Try not rub the shyte around making the stain larger. Dry using the hand drier.

    The stain will remain but the colour will be significantly paler and unnoticeable . The smell will be more or less gone and only the most eagle eyed punter will notice the remaining evidence.

    This has happened me on more than one occassion. Day 2 of a wedding is a minefield for this sort of thing.

    Where you at PandaPoo's wedding?


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    #33
    Rumpy Pumpy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭Rumpy Pumpy


    Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »
    An awful lot of sanctimonious high horse-riders around here.

    The man probably had a skip of pints last night and had a massive stout ****e. The clean up operation for that can be very messy. Easy mistake to make.

    Advice is too late for the OP but you can fix this very simply. Just scoop the excess scutter off with a bit of tissue paper. Remove the shirt and wash in the toilet sink with a generous helping of liquid soap. Try not rub the shyte around making the stain larger. Dry using the hand drier.

    The stain will remain but the colour will be significantly paler and unnoticeable . The smell will be more or less gone and only the most eagle eyed punter will notice the remaining evidence.

    This has happened me on more than one occassion. Day 2 of a wedding is a minefield for this sort of thing.

    Terrible porter in most hotels. Don't beat yourself up over it.


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    #34
    9or10
    Closed Accounts Posts: 664 ✭✭✭9or10


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    No offence, but what kind of job are you going for when you can't wipe your own arse properly?

    Probably Taoiseach


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    #35
    realdanbreen
    Registered Users Posts: 8,135 ✭✭✭realdanbreen


    Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »
    It went surprisingly ok.

    I think I was too busy worrying about the smell to worry about the interview itself.

    I think you might be onto something here Mr C. No more fretting about doing an interview just crap your pants and take it from there. When are you starting the new job?


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    #36
    the headbanger
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 49 ✭the headbanger


    You could just cum on it


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    #37
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,760 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Allinall wrote: »
    In my first job I was asked to order Tippex.

    I ordered 5 litres.

    Big mistake.
    Must have been a big mistake if it needed 5 litters of Tippex to correct.


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    #38
    Barry Badrinath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    Must have been a big mistake if it needed 5 litters of Tippex to correct.

    Whoooooosh!


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    #39
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,760 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Makes you wonder what sort of mistake needs 5 litres of Tippex ?


    "I've an interview in 15 minutes and I need my shirt to be whiter than white"


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    #40
    pgj2015
    Registered Users Posts: 8,945 ✭✭✭pgj2015


    imagine if you took the shirt off and were there frantically cleaning it in the sink when one of the interviewers walk in lol


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