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TV Plonkers you hate

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    #62
    [Deleted User]
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    darkdubh wrote: »
    Ok that's enough, I hate them already.

    Well if you hate them from that alone, you'll think murderous thoughts if you ever see them doing their one trick (handstands, wearing cargo shorts) on tv. Or reading about how their mung beans help the body replace cancerous cells.

    As I said above, tarring and feathering.


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    #63
    bobbyss
    Registered Users Posts: 5,208 ✭✭✭bobbyss


    Atoms for Peace wrote:
    Miriam O'Callaghan is so nice it makes me want to puke.


    Always reminds me of Clarence the lion.


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    #64
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,845 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Dirty Dingus McGee wrote: »
    Joe Brolly
    Eamonn Dunphy
    George Hook
    Anyone who appears on operation transformation
    Ray D'Arcy
    Brendan O'Connor
    Jerry Kiernan
    Richie Sadlier

    I saw one of the above wearing the face of a young(ish) one in a pub on dawson street a couple of years back. Remember saying to my friends "jaysus, can't be his wife-you don't kiss your wife like that"

    OT: you'll be ok this year, you won't have heard of at least 3 of them


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    #65
    gmisk
    Registered Users Posts: 32,404 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Tim Lovejoy... Plonker


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    #66
    wetlandsboy
    Registered Users Posts: 207 ✭✭wetlandsboy


    The presenters of Ireland AM. Cagney comes across as an arrogant, genuinely unpleasant man. I imagine that Desmond, with the silly accent and the outdated Celtic Tiger notions, would tell you about what part of south county Dublin she came from within 5 min of meeting her. Cooney tries to take the high moral ground and be the populist man of the people. Hughes just seems quite dim and continually has a vacant look when not reading the autoque.


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    #67
    Dirty Dingus McGee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,631 ✭✭✭Dirty Dingus McGee


    blade1 wrote: »
    Link pleeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssse!:pac:

    It's ok I got it now!:pac::pac::pac::pac:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJvISwsJ_sU

    At what point in the video does the finger cutting off happen?


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    #68
    AndyBoBandy
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 15,111 Mod ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    Dirty Dingus McGee wrote: »
    At what point in the video does the finger cutting off happen?

    When he says, ooh!, and the Asian guy looks at him in shock, and Julian Clary says he can see blood!


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    #69
    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    somesoldiers wrote: »
    I saw one of the above wearing the face of a young(ish) one in a pub on dawson street a couple of years back. Remember saying to my friends "jaysus, can't be his wife-you don't kiss your wife like that"

    OT: you'll be ok this year, you won't have heard of at least 3 of them


    Was it George Hook and Pamela Anderson?


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    #70
    iamwhoiam
    Registered Users Posts: 16,128 ✭✭✭✭iamwhoiam


    wetlandsboy wrote: »
    The presenters of Ireland AM. Cagney comes across as an arrogant, genuinely unpleasant man. I imagine that Desmond, with the silly accent and the outdated Celtic Tiger notions, would tell you about what part of south county Dublin she came from within 5 min of meeting her. Cooney tries to take the high moral ground and be the populist man of the people. Hughes just seems quite dim and continually has a vacant look when not reading the autoque.

    The constant giggling and chatting among themselves does my head in . Its like we are outsiders butting in on a private breakfast club . Cagney laughs after every sentence he utters .


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    #71
    Thespoofer
    Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Thespoofer


    Beanntraigheach wrote: »
    This one gives me the creeps:

    article-2051403-0E46143800000578-187_468x527.jpg

    I still would though..


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    #72
    osarusan
    Registered Users Posts: 16,588 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    James Corden.

    Hate everything he's in and everything about him.


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    #73
    Dirty Dingus McGee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,631 ✭✭✭Dirty Dingus McGee


    AndyBoBandy wrote: »
    When he says, ooh!, and the Asian guy looks at him in shock, and Julian Clary says he can see blood!

    I meant time wise.

    I'm not looking through 7 minutes of that ****e just to see the finger being cut off.


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    #74
    trashcan
    Registered Users Posts: 3,957 ✭✭✭trashcan


    eviltwin wrote: »
    Eamonn Holmes

    1000 times yes. Comes across as genuinely unpleasant and arrogant.


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    #75
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    darkdubh wrote: »
    Tilikum wrote: »
    Happy pear......one of them isn't too bad, the other prick though. Christ.

    Who or what the hell is Happy Pear?
    The Jedward of cooking


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    #76
    blade1
    Registered Users Posts: 12,282 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    Dirty Dingus McGee wrote: »
    I meant time wise.

    I'm not looking through 7 minutes of that ****e just to see the finger being cut off.

    6:59 :P


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    #77
    Squatter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,841 ✭✭✭Squatter


    freshpopcorn wrote: »
    Philip Boucher-Hayes, we already know a chicken fillet roll isn't healthy.

    P B-H should be gagged, handcuffed and thrown in a dinghy together with Philip Bromwell. The dinghy should then be towed 20 km offshore and the Naval Service should be invited to use it for target practice.

    That achieved, RTE would be a far better place.


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    #78
    BillyBobBS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,568 ✭✭✭BillyBobBS


    Anyone at RTE.


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    #79
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Squatter wrote: »
    P B-H should be gagged, handcuffed and thrown in a dinghy together with Philip Bromwell. The dinghy should then be towed 20 km offshore and the Naval Service should be invited to use it for target practice.

    That achieved, RTE would be a far better place.

    Safe to assume your not a fan so ! :)


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    #80
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    benjamin d wrote: »
    Miriam "I'm a neutral news interviewer but I'll hound you to bend to my opinion" is far from nice. Odious woman.

    I'd still ride her


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    #81
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    wetlandsboy wrote: »
    The presenters of Ireland AM. Cagney comes across as an arrogant, genuinely unpleasant man. I imagine that Desmond, with the silly accent and the outdated Celtic Tiger notions, would tell you about what part of south county Dublin she came from within 5 min of meeting her. Cooney tries to take the high moral ground and be the populist man of the people. Hughes just seems quite dim and continually has a vacant look when not reading the autoque.

    I agree but I'd probably still ride her


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    #82
    Yamanoto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,489 ✭✭✭Yamanoto


    osarusan wrote: »
    James Corden.

    Hate everything he's in and everything about him.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q60Y8tPzWpg


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    #83
    reason vs religion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 346 ✭✭reason vs religion


    Fanny **** wrote: »
    Still would though for the laugh even though I'm sure sausages being thrown up O'Connell Street would have a tighter experience

    jesus, I hate boards sometimes.


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    #84
    Schwanz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 898 ✭✭✭Schwanz


    Glen Hoddle on BT now looking like a well cooked duck & talking b**lox


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    #85
    5rtytry56
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    Stephen Donnelly Fianna fail spokesperson


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    #86
    5rtytry56
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    Gordon Ramsey.





    GET OUT.


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    #87
    Greybottle
    Registered Users Posts: 969 ✭✭✭Greybottle


    Louis Walsh and his master Simon Cowell.

    And any panelist on any of their shyte shows.

    Now that I think of it Linda Martin and Al Porter can take a long walk off a short pier anytime they fancy.


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    #88
    washiskin
    Registered Users Posts: 2,362 ✭✭✭washiskin


    Not going to be popular by choosing this lady, but Elaine Crowley really gets on my nerves. Makes herself the center of every topic on her risible show and it's thanks In part to her we're stuck with that perennial bore Barbara Scully.


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    #89
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users Posts: 30,429 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Regarding the Happy Pear twins. When I first saw them I didn't know they were twins. I thought they were an over the top gay couple!


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    #90
    Jeremiah Wide Schoolteacher
    Registered Users Posts: 3,246 ✭✭✭ Jeremiah Wide Schoolteacher


    More radio but she's been on LLS and I think D'Arcys show - Paula McSweeney - loud , annoying, and trying to get a career off reading the celeb gossip in the Star/Sun ... also would it kill her to not go on about how she has (finally) a fella


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    #91
    BuilderPlumber
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,378 ✭✭✭BuilderPlumber


    Noveight wrote: »
    Any of RTE's sacred cows. Take your pick from the payroll.

    +1. These people are paid way too much, do not work hard for it and are in no way a help to 99.99% of the Irish people. They just handpick the chosen few they want to push at us in the entertainment world and a lot of these are not the most talented either. Bland bands, cliched comedians and soulless singers for the most part is what we get. It is time for change.


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