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kiero111

What is hannah doing knocking round with them weirdos- she shud be out and about clubbing with a mini dress on- quite a pretty lassie

bazermc

happyday wrote: »

Isn't it a bit lazy to have someone up in the attic again watching people? How does Oakley get in and out of there? Go to the toilet etc? Why do I watch this rubbish?

Well there's always the water tank..............

Sephiroth_dude

MsWesterosi wrote: »

I'm thinking of starting one myself... What can I say, I need the money! :P

Sure just move your cult into my house and use it away no bother, you have free run of the gaf like!

coolhull

Hospital Matron : "Paging Dr. Oakley. Paging Dr. Oakley"

Oakley : "Yes, Dr. Oakley speaking."

Matron : "Ah, Dr Oakley. I've finally managed to catch up with you. Where the hell are you?"

Oakley : "Well, at the moment I'm actually up in someone's attic, with my ear to the floorboards, listening in on a private conversation. Why are you bothering me? What's up?"

Matron : "What's up? What's up? Where do I even start? Well, for one thing, we have a hundred and seven patients out on the corridor on trolleys, and another eighteen still waiting to be taken from ambulances outside, and you want to know why I'm bothering you?"

Oakley : " Well, yeah.That's not so bad. 107 out in the corridor, sure I've seen it worse."

Matron :" Mrs Murphy has been waiting here since early October, screaming that her appendix is still burst. And we also have a remand prisoner, a Mr D. Fahey, whose replacement liver is acting up. God, man, what's so important that you have to stay up in an attic while all the patients, and that bollix Simon Harris, is roaring at us to get the waiting list down.? "

Oakley : " Okay, look, I'll be honest with you, Matron. You see, there's a cult out here in Carrigstown that needs .... "


Matron :" What? What do you mean there's a c....t in Carrigstown? Sure Carrigstown is full of c...ts"

Oakley : "No! A cult! A cult! Spelled C.U.LT...Anyway, they need to be sorted out first."

Matron : Oh! A cult! CULT! Oh, well, that's different. Why didn't you say that first? Of course you must deal with any troublemakers in the cult first. That's a no-brainer. Look, I'll just tell Minister Harris to go f%&K himself... No, I won't really. I'll tell him that the hospital is doing all in its power to reduce the waiting lists, and we're doing whatever we can to fulfill our obligations within this challenging environment. (Harris loves the big words) Meantime, James, you press ahead your vital work for this, eh, c-u-l-t, (snigger, snigger!) You're perfectly correct to get your priorities right.
Sure the hospital would be grand if it wasn't for all them ould sick people moaning all the time.
Anyway you take care now, James.
Byeeeee!"

EIREDriver

I was about to ridicule Fair City last week for it's poor Christmas storylines and compare it to Eastenders. Luckily I didn't because Eastenders has suddenly and unexpectedly just turned ridiculous with very poor writing.

Has FC sent them some of their writers? :pac:

JP Liz V1

nagdefy wrote: »

Head on Robbie looking at the group holding hands! Priceless!

That was the best part of the episode

nagdefy

coolhull wrote: »

Hospital Matron : "Paging Dr. Oakley. Paging Dr. Oakley"
Oakley : "Yes, Dr. Oakley speaking."
Matron : "Ah, Dr Oakley. I've finally managed to catch up with you. Where the hell are you?"
Oakley : "Well, at the moment I'm actually up in someone's attic, with my ear to the floorboards, listening in on a private conversation. Why are you bothering me? What's up?"

Matron : "What's up? What's up? Where do I even start? Well, for one thing, we have a hundred and seven patients out on the corridor on trolleys, and another eighteen still waiting to be taken from ambulances outside, and you want to know why I'm bothering you?"

Oakley : " Well, yeah.That's not so bad. I've seen it worse."

Matron :" Mrs Murphy has been waiting here since early October, screaming that her appendix is still burst. And we also have a remand prisoner, a Mr D. Fahey, whose replacement liver is acting up. God, man, what's so important that you have to stay up in an attic while all the patients, and that bollix Simon Harris, is roaring at us to get the waiting list down.? "

Oakley : " Okay, look, I'll be honest with you, Matron. You see, there's a cult out here in Carrigstown that needs .... "


Matron :" What? What do you mean there's a c....t in Carrigstown? Sure Carrigstown is full of c...ts"

Oakley : "No! A cult! A cult! Spelled C.U.LT...Anyway, they need to be sorted out first."

Matron : Oh! A cult! CULT! Oh, well, that's different. Why didn't you say that first? Of course you must deal with any troublemakers in the cult first. That's a no-brainer. Look, I'll just tell Minister Harris to go f%&K himself... No, I won't really. I'll tell him that the hospital is doing all in its power to reduce the waiting lists, and we're doing whatever we can to fulfill our obligations within this challenging environment. (Harris loves the big words) Meantime, James, you press ahead your vital work for this, eh, c-u-l-t, (snigger, snigger!) You're perfectly correct to get your priorities right.
Sure the hospital would be grand if it wasn't for all them ould sick people moaning all the time.
Anyway you take care now.
Byeeeee!"

Brilliant!!!

So true, the news is full of record numbers on trolleys and Fair City have a doctor hiding in a fcuking attic eavesdropping on a bunch of lulas.

freshpopcorn

I just watched the sneak peak on the RTE Player I have to say Emmett is the biggest fool ever!

sligojoek

freshpopcorn wrote: »

I just watched the sneak peak on the RTE Player I have to say Emmett is the biggest fool ever!

He's been up there with the best of them for a while now.

JP Liz V1

Where is Ruth now Paul is a chef in Vinos :rolleyes:

Why has no one reported Emmet to the Gardai for his attack on Pete and Doug plus the brick through the window

Gadgetman496

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

Where is Ruth now Paul is a chef in Vinos :rolleyes:

Why has no one reported Emmet to the Gardai for his attack on Pete and Doug plus the brick through the window

Where has Dean (the real chef) gone? That role doesn't suit Paul at all, the sooner Nicola takes that place off him the better.

freshpopcorn

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

Where is Ruth now Paul is a chef in Vinos :rolleyes:

Ruth does the washing up!

MsWesterosi

Mister Vain wrote: »

Oakley drank his own piss in the attic.

Ah, so that's what the big drum - which I took to be petrol, that was shown right at the end was full of

MsWesterosi

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Sure just move your cult into my house and use it away no bother, you have free run of the gaf like!

Ah, thanks a million - they'll be no disruption, I promise; just as long as negative people aren't hiding in the attic......

MsWesterosi

Wanderer2010 wrote: »

Well hes not going to get her in trouble as shes the only one who really likes him nowadays,

So does Orla and Wayne.... Like him that is. Oh, and Carol and Robbie too.

MsWesterosi

I know I said it about a week ago, but having seen the whole ugly, manipulative side to Oakley, I have to say that I have nothing but sympathy for Miriam. Her baby died and she suffered depression and a nervous breakdown. (For anyone who've never have either - and I know that she's a fictional character - it's impossible to describe, in reality, to a non-sufferer what depression is like). I doubt that he supported her very much, and like I said before, don't believe that she is properly healed. I think it was more than likely that he - not believing in it himself - introduced her to the Phoenix Way just to f**k up her mind further. I think she's a good person with a kind heart and very well intentioned. Oakley is the bad one here; not Miriam. She's fu***d things up re Hannah, but it was never done with malice. I truly believe that Miriam's vision for her group is not that of a cult, but a genuine self help group. She's no Charles Manson. After all, it was Oakley got Emmet spray paint the word ''pig'' reminiscent of the Manson family's signature, on Bob's place, just so the locals, who believe Miriam to be running a cult already was behind it.
Nor do I believe is Oakley a cultist. He's just a feckin b***ard out for revenge against his ex because he blames her for the death of their child, and he will stop at nothing to bring her down. Like I said, I don't believe there's an actual cult at all, just a time honoured story of revenge. No disrespect to everyone who is still buying into the cult aspect. Folks, IMO, there is no cult - that's just what FC want you to believe in order to deflect attention from the real story.

RubyXI

kiero111 wrote: »

What is hannah doing knocking round with them weirdos- she shud be out and about clubbing with a mini dress on- quite a pretty lassie

Pretty Girls can have mental issues too.

happyday

bazermc wrote: »

Well there's always the water tank..............

Oh God! He'll poison them all again. Who will take the blame this time?

Max Headroom

Dont know about you lot ,but i'd love to see Oakley opening the attic door, and getting down safely..its near impossible

fin12

I think it’s kind of weird having the opening to an attic in a bedroom, are they not usually in a hall?

Niall_76

The Spar coffee has got to be the best in Ireland. The amount of people who have businesses selling coffee that go there is unbelievable.

Paul in there getting a coffee across the road from both his house and restaurant.. For all the BS stories the one that annoys me the most is Paul buying a building and suddenly owning the business renting the building.

MsWesterosi

Max Headroom wrote: »

Dont know about you lot ,but i'd love to see Oakley opening the attic door, and getting down safely..its near impossible

I actually like the fact that he's been the first decent baddie in FC in years - it would be a shame if he were to die or get locked up as a result of this whole revenge escapade. Whereas, on the other hand, Cathal was the worst villain ever, the role of baddie doesn't suit him at all, but hopefully they'll leave Oakley alive to maybe get over the whole Miriam thing and move on to his next victim or victims, as the case my be.

MsWesterosi

If he wants rid of them pretty sharpish, Oakley could always poison the water tanks; he is a doctor, after all. Or failing that, sneak down when they're all in bed and poison the tea boiler again; this time with something lethal, then later make out that Miriam lost her marbles and went all David Koresh on her crew!

Mister Vain

If Damien moves in with Oakley they could start their own spin off. Two men and a baby.

Max Headroom

Mister Vain wrote: »

If Damien moves in with Oakley they could start their own spin off. Two men and a baby.

Heres a fresh idea..why doesnt he drill holes in the ceiling so he can spy on them..


I reckon Ciaran is up there too behind the boxes...is that Katy's old room...?

Strazdas

Niall_76 wrote: »

The Spar coffee has got to be the best in Ireland. The amount of people who have businesses selling coffee that go there is unbelievable.

Paul in there getting a coffee across the road from both his house and restaurant.. For all the BS stories the one that annoys me the most is Paul buying a building and suddenly owning the business renting the building.

I can't believe either that he would be willing to work as a general dogsbody serving food and drink to the customers and wearing an apron. He was always a flash git in a suit who didn't like getting his hands dirty.

fin12

Strazdas wrote: »

I can't believe either that he would be willing to work as a general dogsbody serving food and drink to the customers and wearing an apron. He was always a flash git in a suit who didn't like getting his hands dirty.

But he’s also a control freak so that why he can’t resist sticking his nose in, lording it over others and ordering them about. I say the food there is absolutely disgusting.

jippo nolan

MsWesterosi wrote: »

Ah, so that's what the big drum - which I took to be petrol, that was shown right at the end was full of

So the cardboard boxes are full of s%#te !

Jurgen Klopp

MsWesterosi wrote: »

I'm thinking of starting one myself... What can I say, I need the money! :P

In fairness we'd be justified in starting a support group for dealing with the stress of rubbish Fair City story lines, at least we'd be able to have refreshments compared to here

LushiousLips

Damien carrying out the baby from the bedroom was so pathetically fake. A kids school play could have done better. In fairness like. It was cringeworthy.
He woke her from her nap and then 10 mins later shes asleep again.
Jesus wept.