Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

Woken at 6.25am, cause boydog loves to bark at birds landing on the roof, he's under exercised cause of the heat.
The ppl I've spoken to this am, who are too literal and have no imagination(when did the Irish get this literal about everything)
Particularly TA,
Me to boss, MOC rang, she's not coming in for tonight.
Boss, mmm, did she say why?
Me, No, but she was sneezing and coughing yesterday afternoon.
Boss, is today her son's birthday?, I'll bet she is taking the night off to have a party, did she say she was having a party, I wonder if she is bringing them to play island again this year?, maybe, yea.......................(and on and in this vein for another ten minutes) :mad::mad:

The way I just get settled into reading posts here and the screen jumps to the last post again, every dame time(aware there maybe u18's reading)

DavyD_83 wrote: »

The home version of this;
My wife will make/answer a phone call while sitting at the kitchen table, then give me filthy looks if I use the blender or laugh with the kids.

If you want a quiet phone call go to one of the 5 empty rooms in the house, don't expect everybody else to be quiet or leave.

When I lived at home my mam was notorious for doing this, especially when we were sat down watching something we were all looking forward to.

The whole family was a big fan of Desperate Housewives back in the day and there used to be mutiny in the house when her phone rang while it was on because she'd mute the telly.
We only had 1 telly back then and this was before streaming things online was readily available, so if you missed a bit of the show, you were unlikely to be able to catch up on it.

I don't understand why people don't just leave the room when they want to have a quiet phone call.

Winterlong wrote: »

B@STARD!!!

zcorpian88 wrote: »

On a course at the minute,

My obese classmate who is currently beside me...like he's an ok dude and all but...

How much junk food can a guy possibly eat, trying to study here and he has a 6 pack of crisps in his bag, he's eaten about 4 bags since lunch hour and the noise he makes eating them, the constant rummaging!

Already had a roll and a bottle of coke at 9am, and a microwavable curry at lunch, since lunch hour he's had a bar of chocolate more coke and those 4 bags of crisps going by my count. He's a walking coronary!

Awww Christ, crisp bag number 5 now!

zcorpian88 wrote: »

Awww Christ, crisp bag number 5 now!

And now he's onto a Kit-Kat chunky less noisy but Jesus where is he putting it all.

Edit: He just pulled a bag of McCoys out of nowhere!

Winterlong wrote: »

Reminds me of one time I was in the states. I was in the queue in the work canteen. A big boned american was in front of me in the queue.
He ordered 2 double cheese burgers, 2 portions of curly fries, apple pie and a pack of lays.
And a diet coke.

He must have been trying to slim down with the diet coke.

Only clip I could find....but yeah lol

I'm coming up to a T-junction, before I get to the stop line a car turns in my road slightly cutting across the stop line. That really annoys me. Technically they have free space as I'm not at the stop line and it makes no difference, but it still annoys me, that's my bit of road, it's not for other siders.

When a sneeze sneaks up on you out of nowhere. Usually there are warning signs and feelings.
Ninja sneeze.