Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

Bredabe

Left my meditation disk in the player at work, a colleague played it and asked how someone as touch adverse can bear the imagery on it where he speaks of having a possible stranger giving albut innocent massage. How is it I never noticed this before?, now I cant listen anymore!!!!

My "design head daughter" left some fat old people clothes catalogues into work for me to look at on nights, in the case of trousers, they are either elephant legs, crops(which make wearer less tall, therefore heavier),so tight/clingy that they are tights really(which show all kinds of stuff us fat legged/bummed types want to keep covered). If those are my only options, no wonder I hate clothes.

selous

Bitches Be Trypsin wrote: »

Week 5 of my new job and still haven't been paid. I'm meant to be paid by the week

Did they say you'd be paid weekly
or
Paid weakly???

ooh that's T.A-ing (sorry )

Rubberlegs

TA living in a terraced house. OH wheeled the brown bin through earlier and there are those horrible little flies everywhere. Clouds of the rotten little ba$tards . I just had to fish 4 out of my glass of wine, swimming in it FFS!

World War 3 at the dinner table with the eldest two, who just can't be civil to each other.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Deciding do a wardrobe clear out when I'm in the worst pain ever from shark week. I know I'll regret it all when I reign back the crazy in a few days and I've discovered over thrown everything out because I hate every single item of clothes I appear to own fml. I know I'm going to TA my future self but my now self wants to put on my best Conor Mc Gregor acccent and shout "you'll do nothing!" At my annoyed and angry future self


TA I always say I'm not crazy on shark week but clearly I've been having episodes monthly for the past 15 years that I've been completely oblivious to.

fussyonion

UGH! That new 7UP Mojito flavour is HORRIBLE. It tastes of doc leaves or nettles or some sort of pond weed. Nasty stuff altogether!

Bitches Be Trypsin

selous wrote: »

Did they say you'd be paid weekly
or
Paid weakly???

ooh that's T.A-ing (sorry )

Must say that cheered me up :P

Still haven't been paid guys!!

Surreptitious

TA I want purple hair now.

New Home

Bitches Be Trypsin wrote: »

Must say that cheered me up :P

Still haven't been paid guys!!

Sooo, are they considering you an unpaid volunteer, or something? :mad: I'd have gone on strike, by now!

Ol' Donie

TA - I don't know what shark week is.

Is it as cool as it sounds?

Wait, holy hell, i just acidentally brought up a bunch of emogis here. Is that new?🀔ðŸ‘👹☝

LadyMacBeth_

Ol' Donie wrote: »

TA - I don't know what shark week is.

Is it as cool as it sounds?

Wait, holy hell, i just acidentally brought up a bunch of emogis here. Is that new?��ðŸ‘��☝

Shark week is definitely not cool, it's when a woman has her period

Ol' Donie

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Shark week is definitely not cool, it's when a woman has her period

Hehehe.

I don't know why I even asked. I just knew it wasn't about sharks.

Bitches Be Trypsin

New Home wrote: »

Sooo, are they considering you an unpaid volunteer, or something? :mad: I'd have gone on strike, by now!

Officially on strike as of midnight tonight

eisenberg1

Surreptitious wrote: »

TA I want purple hair now.

TA'd by people looking for hair of a specific colour!

I'd be happy with just plain old hair 😂

OldNotWIse

TA those stupid little trollies they have in Lidl now for kids. As if being an adult and having to squander your lovely money on boring things such as food is not bad enough, now you have to accept being clipped around the ankles while the little maggots treat the aisles like a bumper car arena or something*. Also TA people who bring their kids to the pet shop just to look at the stuff (they don't even have live animals to look at). Hello it is the only shop that I can bring my dog into and let her off and you want to bring in your kid, who can be let off in every other establishment, into this one so they can poke and prod at whatever dog happens to be there.

* they are actually very cute with their miniature trollies but still, ONW grumps.

SusieBlue

I have a popcorn kernel stuck at the very back of my throat. It's scratchy and annoying and it won't go away.

gramar

My jeans are slightly too big around the waist but if I tighten the belt another notch it's too tight.

Ol' Donie

Last few are very funny.

Winterlong

My TA is that after a night on the beer my belly looks like I am pregnant. And it takes 3 or 4 days to get back to normal.

It's a lot of effort sucking your stomach in for 3 or 4 days.

OldNotWIse

Winterlong wrote: »

My TA is that after a night on the beer my belly looks like I am pregnant. And it takes 3 or 4 days to get back to normal.

It's a lot of effort sucking your stomach in for 3 or 4 days.

This often happens me but I find eating a melon really helps to take down the fluid and also helps me to feel a bit smug and righteous about my health having been on the batter.

TA a cold that is now on day 10.

Boom_Bap

I'm going to be wearing a new pair of shorts running today. They are more snug than I usually wear, but, they are a stretchy material.

I'm either:
a) going to split the crotch of them
b) suffer chaffing
c) run like the wind

I'm hoping for c, but my money is on a combo of a and b.

Winterlong

OldNotWIse wrote: »

This often happens me but I find eating a melon really helps to take down the fluid and also helps me to feel a bit smug and righteous about my health having been on the batter.

TA a cold that is now on day 10.

The TA there is that I would be wanting a big dirty fry up after a night on the beer....not to be sucking on a melon.

Chancer3001

Stupid housemate who takes my stiff out of the dryer. Puts on her stuff.

I meet her in the kitchen to collect my clothes . Clothes clearly aren't dry after their cycle.

She says - oh sorry I didn't know if they were dry when i took them out.

How the fuk can you not know if a pile of clothes you lift out of the dryer are dry or Not? Do you not have the ability to touch , feel or see.

Retarded excuse

gramar

Ol' Donie wrote: »

Last few are very funny.

F off Donie you ol' ballbag with your perfectly fitting jeans and perfectly calibrated belt notches :pac:

I've now untucked the shirt meaning the tighter belt notch isn't as bad.

Mollyb60

TA'd at chatty workmate who wants to chat all over lunch when she knows I have college work to do. Shut up and let me concentrate on this stupid ****ing essay!

Miss Demeanour

gramar wrote: »

F off Donie you ol' ballbag with your perfectly fitting jeans and perfectly calibrated belt notches :pac:

I've now untucked the shirt meaning the tighter belt notch isn't as bad.

TA that I cant even wear jeans right now ......so feck off the pair of ye

gramar

Miss Demeanour wrote: »

TA that I cant even wear jeans right now ......so feck off the pair of ye

I am fecking off in my slightly loose jeans and slightly tight belt.

Boom_Bap

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I'm going to be wearing a new pair of shorts running today. They are more snug than I usually wear, but, they are a stretchy material.

I'm either:
a) going to split the crotch of them
b) suffer chaffing
c) run like the wind

I'm hoping for c, but my money is on a combo of a and b.

d) I didn't go running.

Weather was bad, but as it cleared up, I was starving. I opted for becoming fatter and had lunch instead of less fatter.

New Home

Boom_Bap wrote: »

d) I didn't go running.

Weather was bad, but as it cleared up, I was starving. I opted for becoming fatter and had lunch instead of less fatter.

TA 'cause that's not annoying at all.

jennyhayes123

gramar wrote:

My jeans are slightly too big around the waist but if I tighten the belt another notch it's too tight.

I seen a thing online the other day and if you stitch elastic to the back of Jeans on inside about 3 inches long to stop gaping at front. Really worked

Boom_Bap

New Home wrote: »

TA 'cause that's not annoying at all.

It makes a) in my post above become closer to reality

Nobody wants to see a tubby Boomer in crotchless tight shorts