Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

LadyMacBeth_

eisenberg1 wrote: »

My TA......not knowing what Fraping is.

Facebook raping someone. Basically you log in to their Facebook account and post as them saying something that would embarrass them like "I love having a poo in the garden" or whatever, it usually seems to be gay jokes.

My TA, people who let their dogs roam around unsupervised. I think dogs should be allowed off the lead by the way, I mean dogs that are just wandering around on their own. A dog just chased a cat up a tree and the owner wasn't interested in doing anything about it until the cat owner asked him to put the dog on a lead. Now we're trying to coax the terrified cat down with treats. Another cat has gone missing in the area and I'm worried about my own little guy now.

eisenberg1

Now knowing what Fraping is.

retro:electro

WhiteRoses wrote: »

Grown adults in their late 20's who still frape each other.

I know of a couple who recently emigrated to a country where they know no one. They're only there a week or two but they must have fraped each other about 5 times already.
"I'm gay" "Anyone know a cure for a sore ass, have the scutters all day" ...... No one is even liking or commenting on them. They don't know anyone over there so it can only be each other doing it. Fraping hasn't been funny since about 2009.

Omg this is so cringe but kinda funny at the same time!

Boom_Bap

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Facebook raping someone. Basically you log in to their Facebook account and post as them saying something that would embarrass them like "I love having a poo in the garden" or whatever, it usually seems to be gay jokes.

My TA, people who let their dogs roam around unsupervised. I think dogs should be allowed off the lead by the way, I mean dogs that are just wandering around on their own. A dog just chased a cat up a tree and the owner wasn't interested in doing anything about it until the cat owner asked him to put the dog on a lead. Now we're trying to coax the terrified cat down with treats. Another cat has gone missing in the area and I'm worried about my own little guy now.

I love having a poo in the garden.

LadyMacBeth_

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I love having a poo in the garden.

This is a brape, isn't it?

Lorelli!

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

My TA, people who let their dogs roam around unsupervised. I think dogs should be allowed off the lead by the way, I mean dogs that are just wandering around on their own. A dog just chased a cat up a tree and the owner wasn't interested in doing anything about it until the cat owner asked him to put the dog on a lead. Now we're trying to coax the terrified cat down with treats. Another cat has gone missing in the area and I'm worried about my own little guy now.

I agree! When I was growing up, there was this insane vicious dog and the owner use to let him out on his own sometimes. Teddy was his name. I still remember the face on the other kids when you would see him coming around the corner and we'd all leg it in different directions to get away.

I remember my friends knocking into me and saying to them "is teddy out? Im not going out if he's out"

FishOnABike

eisenberg1 wrote: »

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My TA......not knowing what Fraping is.

You'll have to ask someone knowledgeable about these things like Fidelma Healy Eames if you want to be properly informed.;)

Widdershins

TA petty people who get the knives out if you disagree with them.

CrowdedHouse

I don't know if I want lunch or not

BBDBB

Hey Asda!

Calling the aisle "Seasonal" doesn't hide the fact that you are selling goods for Christmas at the beginning of f**king October! :mad:

OldNotWIse

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Maybe park somewhere else in future??

She shouldn't have to.

TA people getting away with terrorising others.

tomwaits48

colleagues approaching me at my desk at lunch hour regarding work issues while I am actually eating my lunch. f*ck right off.

Widdershins

Fabric conditioner fragrances like ''Lotus flower and black diamond'' Rose and pearl dust''. There is no smell from a pearl or a diamond. And it still smells like fake fragrance.

also ta that I dyed my hair far too dark and now I have to scrub the daylights out of it to lighten it.

Samsgirl

Getting a call at work to say your utility room is on fire.

snowgal

Samsgirl wrote: »

Getting a call at work to say your utility room is on fire.

:eek: hardly a TA!

Samsgirl

snowgal wrote: »

:eek: hardly a TA!

Could be worse. Could be the kitchen and rest of house. Fairly contained to one room

Ta at insurance companies.

MuffinTop86

Moving home to cat sit and she lies on the pajamas I left on my bed.
This might seem cute but it's a subtle reminder that she lives here and I don't, so don't get too comfortable. (But feed when directed to do so.)

OldNotWIse

Stupid phrases used in the description of food. The latest, "hand tied sausages" - hand tied, really? "Cut fruit" - well I wasn't expecting an entire pineapple to be brought to the table was I? "Wilted spinach" - f*ck off.

Widdershins

Fresh orange juice....

s4uv3

Drove the car into a wall. Father Ted style.
There's a hole in the mat and my heel got caught in it and my foot was wedged onto the clutch so when I eventually got it off it kangarooed into the wall I was parked close to.
Stupid.

LadyMacBeth_

s4uv3 wrote: »

Drove the car into a wall. Father Ted style.
There's a hole in the mat and my heel got caught in it and my foot was wedged onto the clutch so when I eventually got it off it kangarooed into the wall I was parked close to.
Stupid.

Jaysus. Are you alright?

notsoyoungwan

Impractical Jokers, the spectacularly annoying programme on one of the comedy channels.

Rubberlegs

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Stupid phrases used in the description of food. The latest, "hand tied sausages" - hand tied, really? "Cut fruit" - well I wasn't expecting an entire pineapple to be brought to the table was I? "Wilted spinach" - f*ck off.

This does my head in. There is an ad on the radio for some bar that is chocolate on one side and healthy looking on the other. Your one on the ad says something along the lines of "when you are hungry for something honest". Since when is honest a word to describe something you eat? It makes me want to punch a wall

mikemac2

Applied for a job and did two interviews in July. I thought it went super, even was chatting to the interviewer about hurling as we played underage for nearby parishes down the country

Radio silence from HR August, September and until today. Highly unprofessional, I'd prefer a PFO over no answer at all

HR ring me up today saying would I apply for a new job they have. What about the other job I interviewed for say I??? You never came back to me? Any news? Oh that job was cancelled by HQ I was told

Would it have killed them to drop me a one line email to tell me this over the summer so I can move on TA'd at HR departments

retro:electro

I've lock jaw, and it's making trying to eat my giant sprinkled doughnut decidedly awkward.

Boom_Bap

anna080 wrote: »

I've lock jaw, and it's making trying to eat my giant sprinkled doughnut decidedly awkward.

I accept partially gnawed doughnut donations if it gets too awkward.

LadyMacBeth_

anna080 wrote: »

I've lock jaw, and it's making trying to eat my giant sprinkled doughnut decidedly awkward.

I can always pre-chew your food for you

Boom_Bap

Lockjaw, doughnuts and bird feeding, this sounds like an untapped niche fetish that we could exploit.

IamtheWalrus

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

I can always pre-chew your food for you

Banned for overt eroticity

Are Am Eye

anna080 wrote: »

I've lock jaw, and it's making trying to eat my giant sprinkled doughnut decidedly awkward.

Do you have a blender and a straw?