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3 things never discussed in a bar

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    #2
    PARlance
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    Good Friday.














    Crappy Thread.


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    #3
    Dave_The_Sheep
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    Whose ****ing round it is.


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    #4
    SEPT 23 1989
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    Alcoholism x3


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    #5
    myshirt
    Registered Users Posts: 5,245 ✭✭✭myshirt


    Taxes


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    #6
    myshirt
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    Dave_The_Sheep wrote: »
    Whose ****ing round it is.

    Oh, you're one of those guys. Antsy in the pants when someone broaches the topic of who's round it is. Tut tut you fecker.


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    Jack the Stripper
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    Wifi


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    #8
    Are Am Eye
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    Politics, religion, money or sex.


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    Dave_The_Sheep
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    myshirt wrote: »
    Oh, you're one of those guys. Antsy in the pants when someone broaches the topic of who's round it is. Tut tut you fecker.

    I know when it's my round. I get my round.

    In my experience the only people who don't actually follow whose round it is are the ones who dodge their round.

    "Oh, is it my round already? Sure I only just got one..."


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    Tin Foil Hat
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    Are Am Eye wrote: »
    Politics, religion, money or sex.

    I've talked about all of these in many bars.


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    Are Am Eye
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    Tin Foil Hat wrote: »
    I've talked about all of these in many bars.

    I'm just answering the ops question. That's the old saying. I know the right answer. Have a chat about that in the pub.


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    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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    Erectile disfunction


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    Collie D
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    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Erectile disfunction

    I discussed this earlier in a pub

    To OP, I always thought it was just the two you mentioned. Don't think there is a third..and those two "bans" are constantly ignored. Only when things get heated is the line thrown out


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    Samuel T. Cogley
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    Lt. Uhura's Ear piece

    The price of 17mm gravel

    Why has there not been an Airwolf reboot


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    Beyondgone
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    Hair loss. I've loads of bald mates. We never mention it. Touchy subject.


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    Samuel T. Cogley
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    Beyondgone wrote: »
    Hair loss. I've loads of bald mates. We never mention it. Touchy subject.

    Are there three of them?


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    Lucy8080
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    Who's turn is it to rip the till (discussed away from the bar by the staff).

    The owners relationship with the latest barmaid ( not to be discussed within earshot of the owners wife,her family or friends,who also frequent the bar).

    The owners relationship with the previous barmaid(s).


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    Dave_The_Sheep
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    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Erectile disfunction

    Moderately amusing story. I used to work in a sports shop in Liffey Valley. We'd regularly go to the Deadman's for a few pints. The topic of taking people home came up and I was telling a story of when I took a young lady home one night but we'd had loads to drink. Cue one of the girls going "And you couldn't get it up!".

    Admittedly it was totally true, I had had far too much to drink. Still...

    Thanks, O, that was what I was getting to. As a mid-twenties person it should been embarrassing but I got through it.

    Still, that would be up there.


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    Purple Mountain
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    Keano / Dunphy debate.

    To thine own self be true



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    Beyondgone
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    Samuel T. Cogley wrote: »
    Are there three of them?

    No, there's eleven. El even go mad if you mention the bald patch.


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    myshirt
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    Purple Mountain wrote: »
    Keano / Dunphy debate.

    +1 on this, would start off ok enough, but eventually there'd be headbutts thrown


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    ChunkyLover54
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    Purple Mountain wrote: »
    Keano / Dunphy debate.

    More like Keano/McCarthy/Saipan debate

    (everyone can agree on Dunphy....that he's a gobshi*e :D)


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    ChunkyLover54
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    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Erectile disfunction

    Thats a bit of a soft topic.


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    prinzeugen
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    Politics
    Religion
    And football

    All three are linked.

    In Scotland anyway.


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    Jack the Stripper
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    Who's riding the new barwoman?


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    I said
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    Who's taking the horse to France


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    Purple Mountain
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    myshirt wrote: »
    Purple Mountain wrote: »
    Keano / Dunphy debate.

    +1 on this, would start off ok enough, but eventually there'd be headbutts thrown
    I have two friends and after a few drinks when this one starts up it's time for everyone else to just back away for the half hour or so..
    Plus I think they each start it up intentionally to rile the other one.

    To thine own self be true



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    uch
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    That you shagged yer mates ex Mot/fella

    21/25



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    #29
    Pat Mustard
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    1. Death
    2. Taxes
    3. Nurses

    Wrong thread


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    Lorelli!
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    My aunt always freaks out if anyone talks about politics. You could be having a completely civil conversation and then she butts in and says "oh we're not going down that road"! What road?

    We also had a party in the house a while ago that went on too long! I can't remember what we were all talking about but I think it got a bit Twighlight Zone mixed with competing for control of the CD player. My oh met one of our friends a few days later who just disappeared that night and he said "I just had to get out of there" :pac:


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    Samuel T. Cogley
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    Beyondgone wrote: »
    No, there's eleven. El even go mad if you mention the bald patch.

    1 and 11 are not 3 well in roman numerals maybe.


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