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3 things never discussed in a bar

ardinn

Politics

Religion

AAAAaaaand ?????

Cant remember

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PARlance

Good Friday.

Crappy Thread.

Dave_The_Sheep

Whose ****ing round it is.

SEPT 23 1989

Alcoholism x3

myshirt

Taxes

myshirt

Dave_The_Sheep wrote: »

Whose ****ing round it is.

Oh, you're one of those guys. Antsy in the pants when someone broaches the topic of who's round it is. Tut tut you fecker.

Jack the Stripper

Wifi

Are Am Eye

Politics, religion, money or sex.

Dave_The_Sheep

myshirt wrote: »

Oh, you're one of those guys. Antsy in the pants when someone broaches the topic of who's round it is. Tut tut you fecker.

I know when it's my round. I get my round.

In my experience the only people who don't actually follow whose round it is are the ones who dodge their round.

"Oh, is it my round already? Sure I only just got one..."

Tin Foil Hat

Are Am Eye wrote: »

Politics, religion, money or sex.

I've talked about all of these in many bars.

Are Am Eye

Tin Foil Hat wrote: »

I've talked about all of these in many bars.

I'm just answering the ops question. That's the old saying. I know the right answer. Have a chat about that in the pub.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Erectile disfunction

Collie D

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Erectile disfunction

I discussed this earlier in a pub

To OP, I always thought it was just the two you mentioned. Don't think there is a third..and those two "bans" are constantly ignored. Only when things get heated is the line thrown out

Samuel T. Cogley

Lt. Uhura's Ear piece

The price of 17mm gravel

Why has there not been an Airwolf reboot

Beyondgone

Hair loss. I've loads of bald mates. We never mention it. Touchy subject.

Samuel T. Cogley

Beyondgone wrote: »

Hair loss. I've loads of bald mates. We never mention it. Touchy subject.

Are there three of them?

Lucy8080

Who's turn is it to rip the till (discussed away from the bar by the staff).

The owners relationship with the latest barmaid ( not to be discussed within earshot of the owners wife,her family or friends,who also frequent the bar).

The owners relationship with the previous barmaid(s).

Dave_The_Sheep

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Erectile disfunction

Moderately amusing story. I used to work in a sports shop in Liffey Valley. We'd regularly go to the Deadman's for a few pints. The topic of taking people home came up and I was telling a story of when I took a young lady home one night but we'd had loads to drink. Cue one of the girls going "And you couldn't get it up!".

Admittedly it was totally true, I had had far too much to drink. Still...

Thanks, O, that was what I was getting to. As a mid-twenties person it should been embarrassing but I got through it.

Still, that would be up there.

Purple Mountain

Keano / Dunphy debate.

Beyondgone

Samuel T. Cogley wrote: »

Are there three of them?

No, there's eleven. El even go mad if you mention the bald patch.

myshirt

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Keano / Dunphy debate.

+1 on this, would start off ok enough, but eventually there'd be headbutts thrown

ChunkyLover54

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Keano / Dunphy debate.

More like Keano/McCarthy/Saipan debate

(everyone can agree on Dunphy....that he's a gobshi*e

)

ChunkyLover54

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Erectile disfunction

Thats a bit of a soft topic.

prinzeugen

Politics
Religion
And football

All three are linked.

In Scotland anyway.

Jack the Stripper

Who's riding the new barwoman?

I said

Who's taking the horse to France

Purple Mountain

myshirt wrote: »

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Keano / Dunphy debate.

+1 on this, would start off ok enough, but eventually there'd be headbutts thrown

I have two friends and after a few drinks when this one starts up it's time for everyone else to just back away for the half hour or so..
Plus I think they each start it up intentionally to rile the other one.

uch

That you shagged yer mates ex Mot/fella

Pat Mustard

1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Nurses

Wrong thread

Lorelli!

My aunt always freaks out if anyone talks about politics. You could be having a completely civil conversation and then she butts in and says "oh we're not going down that road"! What road?

We also had a party in the house a while ago that went on too long! I can't remember what we were all talking about but I think it got a bit Twighlight Zone mixed with competing for control of the CD player. My oh met one of our friends a few days later who just disappeared that night and he said "I just had to get out of there" :pac:

Samuel T. Cogley

Beyondgone wrote: »

No, there's eleven. El even go mad if you mention the bald patch.

1 and 11 are not 3 well in roman numerals maybe.