April Fools!

Pippa!

So, anyone doing anything fun to anyone else tomorrow?! Go on and share pretty please!

Sure I'll start will I?.... I've painted eyes on all the eggs in the cupboard, I'll draw little spiders on the loo roll once everyone's asleep... Oh and I'll draw mustaches on everyone while they're sleeping... I've doctored bags of crisps, opening them carefully, adding things like spiders left over from Halloween and then supergluing the bags together again... Changed the white filling in chocolate bisquits to toothpaste... etc. April 1st is one of my favourite days of the year

Barry Badrinath

You sound like a nightmare to live with.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Pippa! wrote: »

So, anyone doing anything fun to anyone else tomorrow?! Go on and share pretty please!

Sure I'll start will I?.... I've painted eyes on all the eggs in the cupboard, I'll draw little spiders on the loo roll once everyone's asleep... Oh and I'll draw mustaches on everyone while they're sleeping... I've doctored bags of crisps, opening them carefully, adding things like spiders left over from Halloween and then supergluing the bags together again... Changed the white filling in chocolate bisquits to toothpaste... etc. April 1st is one of my favourite days of the year

Wait until you're 8 or 9 and the novelty will have worn off with maturity.

Erik Shin

I suppose once you reach adulthood, April's fools loses it novelty.
How many posts tomorrow stating that Trump has resigned/transgendered/defected/died will we see?

James Bond Junior

Pippa! wrote: »

So, anyone doing anything fun to anyone else tomorrow?! Go on and share pretty please!

Sure I'll start will I?.... I've painted eyes on all the eggs in the cupboard, I'll draw little spiders on the loo roll once everyone's asleep... Oh and I'll draw mustaches on everyone while they're sleeping... I've doctored bags of crisps, opening them carefully, adding things like spiders left over from Halloween and then supergluing the bags together again... Changed the white filling in chocolate bisquits to toothpaste... etc. April 1st is one of my favourite days of the year

Somebody has been on BuzzFeed today.

Pippa!

God those coat hangers must be fierce uncomfortable...

Zaph

April Fools Day - second only to Halloween in it's tediousness.

Pippa!

I'm going to guess neither of youse have kids.... Ah well, was just trying to spread some Friday cheer, don't mind me.

Erik Shin

Erik Shin wrote: »

I suppose once you reach adulthood, April's fools loses it novelty.
How many posts tomorrow stating that Trump has resigned/transgendered/defected/died will we see?

I really am hoping that Trump being POTUS was all an elaborate april fools joke and we will be put out of our misery tomorrow.

kunst nugget

Jesus, you'd be like living with Colin Hunt from the Fast Show…

Mr. Incognito

I'll sleep in and not give a **** because I'm too old to care or scare

Barry Badrinath

Pippa! wrote: »

I'm going to guess neither of youse have kids.... Ah well, was just trying to spread some Friday cheer, don't mind me.

What's a "youse"?

Friday cheer? About something happening on Saturday? Located entirely in your house? At this time of the year?

I've 6 kids in my house. None of them are mine, they don't got no names but I've got 'em.

Pippa!

What's wrong with you all??! Everyone in my house think it's brilliant, probably because they're mostly under the age of 7...! And I didn't ask to be dissed, I asked if anyone wanted to share! You grumpy old fellas needent bother saying anything!!!

Barry Badrinath

Pippa! wrote: »

What's wrong with you all??! Everyone in my house think it's brilliant, probably because they're mostly under the age of 7...! And I didn't ask to be dissed, I asked if anyone wanted to share! You grumpy old fellas needent bother saying anything!!!

APRIL FOOOOOOOLS PIPPA!

We all LOVE your plans ya silly moo!

everlast75

We caught out a grown man in our office with the "Annie Lyons" prank a few years ago. Was more than mildly amusing to do it too..

Pippa!

Thanks Senor Fancy Pants! You're obviously not a grumpy old fella so ;-)

cajonlardo

One of the stupidest things I've ever done...

I was working in a Private Hospital way back.
A man was admitted with very serious injuries, supposedly the result of a punishment beating that went on for several days. He was there for several months and was getting on grand with staff. Early one morning he left his room and wasn't seen again. Problem was his bill was gigantic - even though he was rumoured to have been paying cash installments.

Anyway, April 1 rolls on and I'd been working a night shift. For some extremely thick reason I phoned the Matron and told her yer man was back and asking for his old room. Before I could say "April Fool" she hung up and phoned the CEO - at 6.40 in the morning. He arrived about 20 mins later with 4 Gardai and needless to say they weren't in the slightest amused.

Yeah, you can keep April Fools thanks.

Barry Badrinath

Pippa! wrote: »

Thanks Senor Fancy Pants! You're obviously not a grumpy old fella so ;-)

Not at all sugartits, I'm down with the kido's.

I'm a hip mo'fo'.

What else you got goin' on lady?

biko

Never mind the party poopers.
You do what you think will be fun!

kunst nugget

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Not at all sugartits, I'm down with the kido's.

I'm a hip mo'fo'.

What else you got goin' on lady?

You just called a tweenie pig 'sugartits'… you sick bastard…

Junkyard Tom

Pippa! wrote: »

You grumpy old fellas needent bother saying anything!!!

Do you work in theatre by any chance?

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Pippa! wrote: »

What's wrong with you all??! Everyone in my house think it's brilliant, probably because they're mostly under the age of 7...! And I didn't ask to be dissed, I asked if anyone wanted to share! You grumpy old fellas needent bother saying anything!!!

Looks Like you fell for it hook line and sinker Pippa

Enjoy!

Ferrari3600

kunst nugget wrote: »

Jesus, you'd be like living with Colin Hunt from the Fast Show…

I'm a alien!

BrokenArrows

If i did any of those things my wife would have my head.
Shes a bit jumpy at the best of times, spiders in her crisps and toilet roll would have her in bits.

Barry Badrinath

kunst nugget wrote: »

You just called a tweenie pig 'sugartits'… you sick bastard…

Whats a tweenie pig?

DEFTLEFTHAND

Put an auctioneers For Sale sign up in my parents front lawn a couple of years back.

Didn't go down well.

Esel

everlast75 wrote: »

We caught out a grown man in our office with the "Annie Lyons" prank a few years ago. Was more than mildly amusing to do it too..

What that?

Pippa!

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Whats a tweenie pig?

I was wondering too....
And, eh, sugartits isn't cool tut.

Pippa!

Anyway! I'm off home at last! Happy Friday everyone and thanks for playing :-D

blade1

A guy at work pranked me by jumping out at me with a knife.
I headbutted him and broke his nose.:o

Barry Badrinath

Pippa! wrote: »

I was wondering too....
And, eh, sugartits isn't cool tut.

Neither is April Fools day.

everlast75

Esel wrote: »

What that?

One of the secretaries gave him a call, saying a new Client wanted a call back, called Annie Lyons and gave him the phone number to Dublin Zoo.

Juvenile I know, but we couldn't believe he fell for it.

He made the call and even missed the "hello, Dublin Zoo?" part - went straight to ask to speak to Annie Lyons

Rubberchikken

'dissed'. 'youse'. i think op may be 7.
april fool - yuk

Colser

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Whats a tweenie pig?

Peppa pig maybe..

Agricola

Have always wanted to fake a lotto win for a family member or friend. Would have to supply them the "winning" numbers after seeing their ticket beforehand. Would be difficult, but my god what an April fools that would be!

"Hold on a second! DON'T call that Ferrari dealership just yet.............you actually DIDN'T win the Euromillions jackpot at all!! APRIL FOOLS!!!!!"

Only problem would be never speaking to that person again. A small sacrifice in some cases.

whiskeyman

I'd say abortion clinics get a good few inquiries from concerned boyfriends before 12 noon...

ToddyDoody

Pippa! wrote: »

So, anyone doing anything fun to anyone else tomorrow?!

The family are headed out for a nice big meal in a fancy restaurant on a voucher I gave them.

But the voucher is actually just something I made up and printed off

whiskeyman

ToddyDoody wrote: »

The family are headed out for a nice big meal in a fancy restaurant on a voucher I gave them.

But the voucher is actually just something I made up and printed off

You do know the gag must be made before noon, otherwise you become the fool - ie, they'll ultimately make you get the bill!

ToddyDoody

whiskeyman wrote: »

You do know the gag must be made before noon, otherwise you become the fool - ie, they'll ultimately make you get the bill!

I thought it was 12 midnight?

Barry Badrinath

ToddyDoody wrote: »

I thought it was 12 midnight?

No thats Gremlins

ToddyDoody

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

No thats Gremlins

Its all a fib anyway but jokes on me I guess

DJIMI TRARORE

Agricola wrote: »

Have always wanted to fake a lotto win for a family member or friend. Would have to supply them the "winning" numbers after seeing their ticket beforehand. Would be difficult, but my god what an April fools that would be!

"Hold on a second! DON'T call that Ferrari dealership just yet.............you actually DIDN'T win the Euromillions jackpot at all!! APRIL FOOLS!!!!!"

Only problem would be never speaking to that person again. A small sacrifice in some cases.

My mate done that years ago,bought a ticket on saturday nite about 9,with the winning numbers from that nite,his wife didnt see the funny side and didnt talk to him for 2 days:):):):)

Ferrari3600

http://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/trump-dublin-us-president-buys-liberty-hall-to-build-5-star-hotel-1.3032003

snowflaker

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/open-university-luas-takes-detour-through-trinity-35584272.html

Annasopra

Erik Shin wrote: »

I suppose once you reach adulthood, April's fools loses it novelty.
How many posts tomorrow stating that Trump has resigned/transgendered/defected/died will we see?

Bought Liberty Hall

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/trump-dublin-us-president-buys-liberty-hall-to-build-5-star-hotel-1.3032003?mode=amp

blade1

Joeytheparrot wrote: »

Bought Liberty Hall

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/trump-dublin-us-president-buys-liberty-hall-to-build-5-star-hotel-1.3032003?mode=amp

Link not working!

Hooked

Two quick work related ones...

1.
Lock the toilet door from the outside using a coin in the slot below the handle. Many people don't realise that the lock is accessible from the outside. Watch as staff and customers play the waiting game...

2.
A sticker or white paper square sellotaped to the underside of a computer mouse. Cue shaking of mouse, frantic swiping and clicking.

Ahhhh. Good times

blade1

Joeytheparrot wrote: »

Try again?

http://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/trump-dublin-us-president-buys-liberty-hall-to-build-5-star-hotel-1.3032003?mode=amp

HAHAHA APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!
It was working!!
My first victim and I'm still in bed!!!!
Hook line and sinker!!!!!

Edit: your stealth delete of your post was too late Joey!!
You got nabbed!!:P

Erik Shin

Hooked wrote: »

Two quick work related ones...

1.
Lock the toilet door from the outside using a coin in the slot below the handle. Many people don't realise that the lock is accessible from the outside. Watch as staff and customers play the waiting game...

2.
A sticker or white paper square sellotaped to the underside of a computer mouse. Cue shaking of mouse, frantic swiping and clicking.

Ahhhh. Good times

You know when you walk into a room and people stop talking...You get a little paranoid that they were talking about you....In your case..They were!

HalloweenJack

http://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/trump-dublin-us-president-buys-liberty-hall-to-build-5-star-hotel-1.3032003

A bit obivous, isn't it?

Annasopra

This one is really stupid and thick


http://m.independent.ie/irish-news/open-university-luas-takes-detour-through-trinity-35584272.html