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You have 10 days to live..What do you do?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,635 ✭✭✭donegal.


    thats racist :)
    ye dirty jackeen skanger.


  • Registered Users Posts: 149 ✭✭gravityisalie


    Steal a hearse and go joy riding


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,648 ✭✭✭✭mrcheez


    Steal a hearse and go joy riding

    sure you'll be in a hearse in 10 days, why steal one?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,635 ✭✭✭donegal.


    mrcheez wrote: »
    sure you'll be in a hearse in 10 days, why steal one?


    the joyriding might be trickier than normal if he waits though.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,500 ✭✭✭BrokenArrows


    Try and rob a bank.
    If successfully go to las vegas and go mental and die.
    If unsuccessful at least i get to experience what being arrested is like.
    Ill probably be released because the police dont want someone dying while in their custody.
    Go back to step 1. :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,968 ✭✭✭blindside88


    Aside from all the usual stuff like time with family and friends. I'd make a quick trip to the states and ride a proper rodeo bull. I always wanted to do that.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,648 ✭✭✭✭mrcheez


    donegal. wrote: »
    the joyriding might be trickier than normal if he waits though.

    sure you might as well go have a huge party while you're at it... in a morgue


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,435 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    I'd probably try to kill someone, with an arrow.


    An arrow of love.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭johnayo


    Id tell your one that lives across the road of my diagnosis. Then I'd negotiate the ride with her. If she agrees, I'd die a happy man.:rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Probably kill myself, I'll die on my own terms yo. Do everything I was too scared to do when you've to live with yourself for the foreseeable.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,764 ✭✭✭mickstupp


    Attempt to have as much sex as possible. Then go see Angkor Wat.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,638 ✭✭✭andekwarhola


    Nothing stopping you doing the depraved sex bit and bungee jump now?

    I'd just try and see everybody face to face that are important, or that were important, in my life.


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,421 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    Hookers and cocaine.

    jeez man it's coke and hookers..coke and hookers...get with the lingo


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,648 ✭✭✭✭mrcheez


    mickstupp wrote: »
    Attempt to have as much sex as possible. Then go see Angkor Wat.

    Sounds like the average trip to Cambodia tbh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 781 ✭✭✭CINCLANTFLT


    cena wrote: »
    Book a flight to new york for the last time

    I don't know, I'd probably go to NYC rather than just booking a flight there???


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,272 ✭✭✭dinorebel


    donegal. wrote: »
    thats racist :)
    ye dirty jackeen skanger.

    From Letterkenny












    and have a job;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 33,733 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    I would get a second opinion.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,280 ✭✭✭mackeire


    Id ride a traveller beaur


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,381 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    mackeire wrote: »
    Id ride a traveller beaur

    Best wait until day nine to do that in case Martin and Charlie heard you rode Winnie.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,044 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    I'd hire two hookers and get them to clean my house. I don't want people to remember me as a dirty fecker.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Fleawuss


    mackeire wrote: »
    Id ride a traveller beaur

    How would you know whether you were coming or going?:rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Fleawuss


    I'd love some company on my final journey.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15 Underarmoured


    Hookers and cocaine.

    Yep 3 days of that then go around punching people in the face ha


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,280 ✭✭✭mackeire


    Fleawuss wrote: »
    How would you know whether you were coming or going?:rolleyes:

    You just have to be gone before Jimmy counts to 10.
    Usually takes about an hour ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,935 ✭✭✭trashcan


    Parchment wrote: »
    Last night Fairly Sh!tty came on and my boyfriend said "that guy has been dying since before xmas". Dermot is immortal!

    Hah, thought it was just me that called it that.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,027 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    trashcan wrote: »
    Parchment wrote: »
    Last night Fairly Sh!tty came on and my boyfriend said "that guy has been dying since before xmas". Dermot is immortal!
    Hah, thought it was just me that called it that.

    Wow! TWO wildean wordsmiths on the forum :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,203 ✭✭✭Parchment


    Ficheall wrote: »
    Wow! TWO wildean wordsmiths on the forum :eek:

    and one dry balls.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,083 ✭✭✭Rubberchikken


    Not being the most trusting person in the world i'd probably spend a great deal of the 10 days getting second and third opinions then if still dying on the 10th day i'd punch a particularly nasty liar i've had the misfortune to deal with in this life.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    Get as much sex as possible. Also paint the house


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Get a big bag of heroin and sit in a bean chair for 10 days.


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