Eat your Pet to Save the Planet.

kneemos

A Dog is as environmentally damaging as two Land Cruisers,and a lot less useful I may add. https://www.google.ie/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=3&ved=0ahUKEwi8wLTKmazRAhUlCsAKHSGoDbsQFggiMAI&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.seattletimes.com%2Fseattle-news%2Fdogs-eco-footprint-a-hummer-study-says%2F&usg=AFQjCNGntxqcodh58sqRvkyfybDB-PczeQ

Fr_Dougal

Maybe we should eat you instead!

mzungu

That's ruff.

Arghus

Sure I'm already eating all the animals I can.

I picked a collie for my faithful companion in the end, but now I regret not going for the labradoodle, pure moreish mutt I'd imagine.

ya but land cruisers are sooooo delish man

Tigger

I have three dogs, honestly if it came down to it we'd be eating you op (well same as all the stuff we kill I'd eat the good bits like your bum and legs and I'd slow cook your shoulders and arms, but the dogs would get your heart and lungs and liver and kidneys and all the gristley bits. The cats would get your brain and other pryon bits and then we'd boil your bones for stock)

getzls

Dogs are stupid.
If I die in my home a dog will sit there and die of starvation.
My Cat on the other hand is smart and will eat me.

Tigger

getzls wrote: »

Dogs are stupid.
If I die in my home a dog will sit there and die of starvation.
My Cat on the other hand is smart and will eat me.

This is true dogs need us cats let us serve

Jimmy Garlic

Is anyone still taking these eco-freaks seriously?

Hulk Hands

How environmentally damaging is a Human?

Sam Kade

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

Is anyone still taking these eco-freaks seriously?

The op, digging up some nonsense rag like the Seattle times. Maybe Arnie wrote it to justify his hummer's.

kneemos

Hulk Hands wrote: »

How environmentally damaging is a Human?

More so,but you can't eat Humans.

kneemos

Sam Kade wrote: »

The op, digging up some nonsense rag like the Seattle times. Maybe Arnie wrote it to justify his hummer's.

https://www.google.ie/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=2&ved=0ahUKEwjPh4a3o6zRAhXMDsAKHQ2yCHcQFggeMAE&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.telegraph.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fearth%2Fenvironment%2Fclimatechange%2F6416683%2FPet-dogs-as-bad-for-planet-as-driving-4x4s-book-claims.html&usg=AFQjCNFIYLBc3slHGRC207RSsdRMjj02UQ

Pat Mustard

getzls wrote: »

Dogs are stupid.
If I die in my home a dog will sit there and die of starvation.

Bet you €5 that you're wrong.

darkpagandeath

Your barking up the wrong Tree.

Del2005

Sam Kade wrote: »

The op, digging up some nonsense rag like the Seattle times. Maybe Arnie wrote it to justify his hummer's.

It was on an episode of QI, Bill Bailey was trying to figure out what he could drive with all his pets.

Miss Demeanour

kneemos wrote: »

More so,but you can't eat Humans.

The liver you can with a nice Chianti apparently.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I have two dogs and suck at recycling, Donald Trump is my homeboy

Pat Mustard

Miss Demeanour wrote: »

The liver you can with a nice Chianti apparently.

Any old excuse to pull a cork!

seenitall

Pat Mustard wrote: »

Any old excuse to pull a cork boi...

hmmmm... Yeah, true enough.

Cupcake_Crisis

Tigger wrote: »

I have three dogs, honestly if it came down to it we'd be eating you op (well same as all the stuff we kill I'd eat the good bits like your bum and legs and I'd slow cook your shoulders and arms, but the dogs would get your heart and lungs and liver and kidneys and all the gristley bits. The cats would get your brain and other pryon bits and then we'd boil your bones for stock)

You gave that an alarming amount of thought...

Canis Lupus

Tigger wrote: »

I have three dogs, honestly if it came down to it we'd be eating you op (well same as all the stuff we kill I'd eat the good bits like your bum and legs and I'd slow cook your shoulders and arms, but the dogs would get your heart and lungs and liver and kidneys and all the gristley bits. The cats would get your brain and other pryon bits and then we'd boil your bones for stock)

Have a look for the thread where OP posted a picture of his feet. That'll ruin your appetite for eating him.

harry Bailey esq

I've said it before, and ill say it again. Kneemos, yer a mad cünt!

magentis

I'm eating my beagle Kate.

harry Bailey esq

magentis wrote: »

I'm eating my beagle Kate.

Beagle at this hour?Seriously bad heartburn tomorrow friend.Try a glass of Andrews before hitting the pillow.

harry Bailey esq

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

You gave that an alarming amount of thought...

Indeed he did,the rest of us were still thinking about your 'lucky knickers'

Graces7

getzls wrote: »

Dogs are stupid.
If I die in my home a dog will sit there and die of starvation.
My Cat on the other hand is smart and will eat me.

Knew of a lady who died alone in a council flat in the UK. By the time she found her, her feet and legs had been eaten by her cat.... The social worker who told me said, " She would not have minded at all.."

I feel the same way, looking at the three well fed cats atop my bed.

Sam Kade

kneemos wrote: »

More so,but you can't eat Humans.

Did you ever hear of Alexander Pearce?

Capt'n Midnight

Hulk Hands wrote: »

How environmentally damaging is a Human?

Thomas Midgley Jr. invented both the CFC's that screwed the Ozone Layer and put Lead in Petrol.

Capt'n Midnight

Dogs can survive on a vegetarian diet. Cat's can't.

So in theory dogs could have a very low impact.

But we live in Ireland where cattle are grass fed , so our meat and dairy products have low carbon impact. If you want empty calories then cereal has the lowest carbon footprint, but you need protein and other stuff and it turns out that veg may be worse at carbon simply because you need to so much more of the stuff to provide it.

Also cat's tend to be smaller than dogs. A wolfhound feed on steak will bleed you wallet dry.

kneemos

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Dogs can survive on a vegetarian diet. Cat's can't.

So in theory dogs could have a very low impact.

But we live in Ireland where cattle are grass fed , so our meat and dairy products have low carbon impact. If you want empty calories then cereal has the lowest carbon footprint, but you need protein and other stuff and it turns out that veg may be worse at carbon simply because you need to so much more of the stuff to provide it.

Also cat's tend to be smaller than dogs. A wolfhound feed on steak will bleed you wallet dry.

Good luck getting a dog to eat vegetables.

Fr_Dougal

kneemos wrote: »

Good luck getting a dog to eat vegetables.

My dog eats vegetables.

Graces7

kneemos wrote: »

Good luck getting a dog to eat vegetables.

They love carrots, many of them. Raw. One of my family has five dogs nd has to buy carrots by the sack.

The art is feeding veg when they are puppies. My dog was not trained to that so will nto touch most veg, Unless doused in gravy!

Dogs are omnivores... Maybe they would eat us..

atticu

kneemos wrote: »

Good luck getting a dog to eat vegetables.

Things my dog doesn't eat:
Oranges
Lemon skin
Banana skin


In fairness, my dog was trained as an assistance dog.*




* An eating assistance dog.

Del2005

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

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But we live in Ireland where cattle are grass fed , so our meat and dairy products have low carbon impact. If you want empty calories then cereal has the lowest carbon footprint, but you need protein and other stuff and it turns out that veg may be worse at carbon simply because you need to so much more of the stuff to provide it.

Our grass feed cows may be low CO2 impact but their CH4 output has a huge impact. Modern intensive farming of cereals requires huge input of fertiliser which uses large amounts of energy in production and application. So there are very few low carbon foods for any animal.

Sam Kade

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

My dog eats vegetables.

Graces7 wrote: »

They love carrots, many of them. Raw. One of my family has five dogs nd has to buy carrots by the sack.

The art is feeding veg when they are puppies. My dog was not trained to that so will nto touch most veg, Unless doused in gravy!

Dogs are omnivores... Maybe they would eat us..

atticu wrote: »

Things my dog doesn't eat:
Oranges
Lemon skin
Banana skin


In fairness, my dog was trained as an assistance dog.*




* An eating assistance dog.

Of course dogs will eat vegetables but will they survive on a vegetable only diet?

dr.fuzzenstein

kneemos wrote: »

A Dog is as environmentally damaging as two Land Cruisers,and a lot less useful I may add. https://www.google.ie/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=3&ved=0ahUKEwi8wLTKmazRAhUlCsAKHSGoDbsQFggiMAI&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.seattletimes.com%2Fseattle-news%2Fdogs-eco-footprint-a-hummer-study-says%2F&usg=AFQjCNGntxqcodh58sqRvkyfybDB-PczeQ

Useless green shower of cnuts.
Bunch of weed smoking hippies whose aim it is to throw the world back to the middle ages where we will all live in straw lined holes in the ground, heated by our own urine, living on organic tofu whilst agonizing over the patriarchal society whilst doing yoga exercises in carbon neutral hemp outfits and flagellating ourselves because we have the audacity to he born white and privileged. At whatever gender we identitify ourselves at this minute.
Makes me want to rip out the insulation in my house, heat with raw oil imported directly from Uncle Vlad, eat raw beef only, smoke Marlboro 100's, drink nothing but whisky, buy a V8, a shotgun and vote Trump.
I had some sympathy for environmental causes, but now I hope the alt right will abolish all environmental measures taken over the last 20 years and start bombing more middle eastern countries for oil.
And just to annoy them, I will have a patio heater running 24/7.
It's because of cnuts like that we have the alt right. I have just become a member. We can troll harder. People like that are called "Spiegelwichser" in Germany, someone who will jack off naked to their own reflection in the mirror. Of course using a tweezers and magnifying glass, because we all know green party members have no penis. The men at least. The only way to check if they're male is to look for excessive body hair. If it is present, you have a female. Who will probably try to have you arrested for "thought violence", because you're looking at her. I'd rather a yeti. Less hair.

Jimmy Garlic

Had to laugh when I read this....

A KILDARE SCIENTIST studying the Antarctic says a huge crack in an ice shelf is about to create an iceberg the size of Mayo.
Earlier this week, Dr Martin O’Leary and his team at the UK’s Project Midas received data showing a deepening and widening of a large fissure in the Larsen C ice shelf on the Antarctic Peninsula.
The ice shelf is the most northerly outlying feature of the Antarctic ice sheet, which has seen record low levels of sea ice this winter.

http://www.thejournal.ie/antarctic-iceberg-3172746-Jan2017/

But it's Summer in the southern hemisphere! All of this crap is an excuse to extract money out of people. The biggest scam of all time.. ''but scientists say'' they will say whatever the people who fund them would like to hear.

indioblack

magentis wrote: »

I'm eating my beagle Kate.

You've got a bagel called Kate?