I met a guy named Ben Dover today...

Rumpy Pumpy

Really lovely gay couple living down the road from me.

Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.

phill106

Know a guy called willy power....

another guy has the surname gothard...

0ph0rce0

When i worked in dell there was a guy who had a load of computers who rang up all the time for support.

"Whats the Service Tag there mate?"

"Ok thanks, And the Name? DICK RAPER"

I mean the man was Richard really but called him self Dick, Imagine with a second name like that.

Used to just pass him around to all the lads and get them to ask his name, You'd hear outbursts of laughter from all around the office. Was great craic

mad muffin

Gemma Pell

LordSutch

Went to school with a poor lad named Oriel...

From day one everybody called him Aerial, needless to say the jokes were never ending.

sparrowcar

I work in Dublin airport and see all manner of funny names.. 2 that stand out were

Loh Hung Fhlap
Fanny Basher

Masala

A similar but off subject story.....

In the 70's before the Euro... I was buying a Tshirt from the UK and needed to send a sterling bank draft. So off to bank I went and queued at the foreign exchange desk.

A nice lady teller served me and I asked for a draft in name of 'Tell It Tee Shirts'
She said the name abit too long and could see shorten it ... I said yes and she made the draft out to TITS. Then went around the branch getting Managers to sign it off and I couldn't understand when they were all giggling and looking at me funny... When I saw the draft... I wanted they ground to swallow me!!!!

I think I went to confession later that evening cos of my catholic guilt!!!

This isn't real but it made me laugh at the time, partly because the guy who made it up isn't really that strong of an English speaker in the first place.

Was sitting in the front row of a theatrical ballet performance in London, looking down on the musicians area below the stage. A pianist was sitting right in front of us, with a girl sitting on the stool next to him turning the pages of the sheet music as he played. My friend, who is actually Russian, leans in to me and whispers "I bet her name is Paige Turner".

I know it doesn't sound so funny now, one of those "you had to be there" moments, but Jesus I almost fainted trying to stop myself exploding with the giggles

Mister Vain

Yung Thin Ho.

9935452

9935452 wrote: »

Brian o brien

My history teacher in secondary school was a Brian O'Brien. BOB.

finglashoop

My daughters dentists name is Dr Feleena Teidt

J Madone

Found this in a car. I thought it was funny

FrKurtFahrt

My son swears he knows a Russell Sprout - I have my doubts. My daughter goes to school with Leonardo McGlinchy.

discobeaker

I went to college with a lad who's first name was Brian Joseph so he Would introduce himself as BJ.... worst part was that his surname was Devine... best hooker name EVER!!!!!

jester77

Knew a lad whose surname was Cockburn. He used to try and make the ck silent, Coburn. Didn't work for the poor lad

somesoldiers

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

According to Google, Ben Dover is a porn actor and director, so how did you, eh, manage to come across the guy?

His son is the eldest kid in Outnumbered Tyger Dover

Creol1

How about Isaac Cox?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaac_Joslin_Cox

BorneTobyWilde

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JQdSHf23Zo

larchielads

LordSutch wrote: »

Went to school with a poor lad named Oriel...

From day one everybody called him Aerial, needless to say the jokes were never ending.

U go to school in waterford by any chance?

FionnK86

Two cousins... Sam and Ella

Hellrazer

My first name is Richard and so is my dads so I really hate going to family gatherings especially around Christmas as when we are both in the same room my dad is referred to as "Big Dick" and Im called "Little Dick"
Really very unfortunate--so I try stay away from us both being in the same place together as much as possible.