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I met a guy named Ben Dover today...

  • 24-12-2016 01:21AM
    #1
    Kermit.de.frog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,444 ✭✭✭✭


    I admit I giggled. I didn't want to, it's just I couldn't help it. I genuinely did not know they actually existed:)


    Anyone you happen to know or have met with a name you could just not resist? The type of name where the poor person may have grounds to take their parents to court for childhood cruelty?


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  • #2
    snor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 534 ✭✭✭snor


    Annette Curtain
    Aileen Rabbitt
    Sean D'Olier
    Ulik McGee


  • #3
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,735 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Willy Stroker


  • #4
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,967 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    My friend had a French exchange student stay with her when we were kids. Her name was Fanny. That kept us laughing for an entire summer.


  • #5
    dreamers75
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,558 ✭✭✭✭dreamers75


    Teresa Green

    She was hot too.


  • #6
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Kermit.de.frog wrote: »
    I admit I giggled. I didn't want to, it's just I couldn't help it. I genuinely did not know they actually existed:)


    Anyone you happen to know or have met with a name you could just not resist? The type of name where the poor person may have grounds to take their parents to court for childhood cruelty?

    According to Google, Ben Dover is a porn actor and director, so how did you, eh, manage to come across the guy?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • #7
    _Brian
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,150 ✭✭✭✭_Brian


    Worked with a chap Ronald McDonald, Jesus he took serious stick and hated it.


  • #8
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    _Brian wrote: »
    Worked with a chap Ronald McDonald, Jesus he took serious stick and hated it.

    Well he was hardly gonna be lovin' it.


  • #9
    dbagman
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭dbagman


    Knew a bloke in school with the second name hoare. Then we found out his poor mum's name was gaye. To this day I still doubt it wasn't a pisstake


  • #10
    MyStubbleItches
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭MyStubbleItches


    A friend is married to a French girl called Fanny.
    Another friend is married to a German guy called Michael Koch, everyone knows him as Mickey, he's lived in Ireland for years. I was there when Fanny and Mickey Koch were introduced. 'Teas funny.

    But the best bit is that Mickey's dad was over here visiting years ago. His name? Gehart.


  • #11
    Kermit.de.frog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,444 ✭✭✭✭Kermit.de.frog


    dbagman wrote: »
    I still doubt it wasn't a pisstake

    https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-90f38be526543c1cfa102acbfb5276f7?convert_to_webp=true


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  • #12
    Dodge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dodge


    In a previous work I had to deal with a woman called Ita Magee

    That was her married name fwiw


  • #13
    Gwynplaine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,910 ✭✭✭Gwynplaine


    Dermot McDermot. What the fcuk were the parents thinking?


  • #14
    mugsymugsy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,569 ✭✭✭mugsymugsy


    Worked with a guy called Dick Blewitt. Could have called himself Richard but went with Dick. Also knew a police officer who was a Sergeant Pepper.


  • #15
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    My first online dating profile was...

    Heywood Jablome

    It was also my last....


  • #16
    Tin Foil Hat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,671 ✭✭✭Tin Foil Hat


    mugsymugsy wrote: »
    Also knew a police officer who was a Sergeant Pepper.

    In fairness, that's just cool.


  • #17
    signostic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 ✭✭✭signostic


    Deleted User wrote: »
    My friend had a French exchange student stay with her when we were kids. Her name was Fanny. That kept us laughing for an entire summer.
    MyStubbleItches wrote: »
    A friend is married to a French girl called Fanny.
    .

    George Melly.... Fanny Brown @ 2.00



  • #18
    Robsweezie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    Fanny schmellar


  • #19
    JimmyTClarke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 128 ✭✭JimmyTClarke


    One time in work I served a lad called Les Behan. He saw me do a double take of his card and he said 'Yeah, that's my name for my sins'. A good sport in fairness.


  • #20
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Robsweezie wrote: »
    Fanny schmellar


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl1Zfz-Widc


  • #21
    9935452
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭9935452


    Gwynplaine wrote: »
    Dermot McDermot. What the fcuk were the parents thinking?
    Brian o brien


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  • #22
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 795 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach




  • #23
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    There was a lad I known before who's aunt was called eita dick


  • #24
    pappyodaniel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,891 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    Gethin Dick.


  • #25
    amtc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,490 ✭✭✭amtc


    I went to college with a guy called Enda Head and his father was Richard.

    My aunt is called Trish and she fell for a guy called Mark Fish. She called it off when she realised she'd be Trish Fish. This wasn't the only reason but was a contributing factor!


  • #26
    AndyBoBandy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,831 ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    Dick Puller

    100% genuine. (He's actually Richard, but everyone calls him Dick)


  • #27
    Pinch Flat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,779 ✭✭✭Pinch Flat


    AndyBoBandy wrote: »
    Dick Puller

    100% genuine. (He's actually Richard, but everyone calls him Dick)

    On a similar note, I worked with a Paul Mycock a few years ago. I still remember that first time I asked him for his email address, and he spelt out his surname. I was dying inside trying not to laugh.

    We nicknamed him Tug for convenience.


  • #28
    Helmet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 502 ✭✭✭Helmet


    My surname is McGee, when my son was born my wife wanted to call him Pierce. Permission denied!
    I was in college with a girl called Gettin Dich.


  • #29
    force eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭force eleven


    That athletics anti doping guy Dick Pound. Always makes me smirk in a Finbarr Saunders way. Fnarrrr.


  • #30
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,234 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Phil McGee
    Teresa Green
    Amanda Hugginkiss.


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  • #31
    Rumpy Pumpy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,047 ✭✭✭Rumpy Pumpy


    Really lovely gay couple living down the road from me.

    Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.


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