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Life draw model+extra special idea

  • 26-11-2016 10:23am
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19


    Hi im polish man, im 30,i live here 7 years ,few months ago i start earn extra money as life draw model(birthdays,hens etc).What you think about man ,who works like that?Another question is, i have funny!!really funny idea for tea party,afternoon ladies chat etc ,but i dont know does Irish women would like that kind of entertainment what i could offer for them offer its really funny and ladies should enjoyed that.I would appreciate it if any Laddies could answer.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    What type of polish are you offering these women?

    Shoe? Furniture? Car?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,721 ✭✭✭✭CianRyan


    I have to say, if your name is Jack and you live in Meath, I'd find your Polish accent really surprising.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 jackmeath


    hi jackmeath its only nickname my real name is peter(piotr),sec thing my english its not soo perfect,sorry.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 jackmeath


    polish i meant im from poland and i living here.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 664 ✭✭✭9or10


    I don't think simply leaving out the definite or indefinite article qualifies as speaking like a Pole.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I dont think about man like that


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,324 ✭✭✭JustAThought


    jackmeath wrote: »
    polish i meant im from poland and i living here.

    Capital P so!!

    Well I guess it would depend on your idea and your market. Like many things people go on personal recommendation & referrals - if it's good and you advertise right or it goes to interested people it may be a success! Has the era of strip-a-grams & kinky policemen not ended in the early 90's!?

    Having said that anonymity is also a good thing - if you are here 7 years people will know you. If you marry &/or want a long term relationship do you want to be known as the Polish guy who will do anything for a few quid or who takes his clothes off for money?


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    A naked Polish man who wants to come to my home with an "extra nice idea".

    Sign me up!!


    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    jackmeath wrote: »
    hi jackmeath its only nickname my real name is peter(piotr),sec thing my english its not soo perfect,sorry.

    Not even after 7 years??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Fleawuss


    Ho. Ho. Ho.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,706 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    jackmeath wrote: »
    i have funny!!really funny idea for tea party,afternoon ladies chat etc ,but i dont know does Irish women would like that kind of entertainment

    Swan disappearing act?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 jackmeath


    Hi my idea is tea party,ladies chatting afternoon and me i can serve tea or coffee at their house,i can prepare small traditional polish food and serve it,while ladies chating i can do even qiuck shoulder or even feet massage.just for fun.I think females need sometimes get relaxed,funny spending time,1h forget about problems,in the end i can wash dishes after tea party.Another thing is my clothes.i can wear only jeans pants,boxers or only funny apron(i have few)(if really ladies require i can do nude).Its only idea.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Foot massage wearing an apron? Is this idea from a scene in porn? I don't even like touching my own feet


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 jackmeath


    i can remove feet massage just only shoolder massage,like i said if ladies require me in jeans (no apron!!)and only shoulder massage its ok rest of them era only ideas,they hire me and they decide! most important thing is Women have to feel comfortable.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    You want women to pay you for hosting a sexy tea party?

    Take a number fcukface.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 jackmeath


    you say sexy tea party not me im not think like that


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    jackmeath wrote: »
    you say sexy tea party not me im not think like that

    You want to massage women and are prepared to wear as little as a novelty apron.

    Nothing at all sexy about that.

    Creepy tea party then....that better?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    You want to massage women and are prepared to wear as little as a novelty apron.

    Nothing at all sexy about that.

    Creepy tea party then....that better?

    I'm picturing a polish johnny Vegas


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 jackmeath


    i can.... but they can choose!!!for example i can prepare food,serve tea cooffe,wash dishes after... only in jeans pants!! or even full clothed!!! if they want its no problem!!!but i know some women,depend of age, want when guy is half nude,and its not about porn!! or sex something!!!im not kind person like that... but only just for fun!!!some of them likes full clothed i think


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    Put up an Ad on Adverts.

    Best of luck Piotr.....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,341 ✭✭✭emo72


    Let's be honest lads, is there anything sexier for an Irish woman, than watching her man washing the dishes? I think not.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 jackmeath


    not for only 1 woman,for women i think in house would be 3-10 women,and they would just spend time funny,laughed maybe, most important they should feel relaxed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,691 ✭✭✭failinis


    I have to say, you can make decent enough money as an artists life model.
    Friends with many and some charge £50-£80 for private life drawings at your studio, or you can get a small weekly income if you can join as an art school model.
    I do think you need to join some association though.
    It is a talent to sit still for long and hold poses as well, you need to be good at that.

    Thats as a professional model but if you want to do a more "hen night" stuff then just try and get your name out. Once you do a few and are good then word will spread locally like "do you know what would be good for that hen night, I heard of this guy in meath" etc.

    Or do both, professional artists model and then maybe every so often the hen night idea.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,805 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    Many years ago when I was in college, I met the band Danzig on the Ha'penny Bridge, as they wandered around. They're not from Gdańsk.

    However, one of my favourite bands, Laibach, really are from Ljubljana.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 jackmeath


    HI i pose as life draw model (birthdays.hens)i just start it.(i dont know where apply for artists life model)after few sessions as model i just push some ideas.(not only standing like STATUE)i saw girls drinks proseco,wine while they drawing, during changing poses(4-5 per session)i pour them to glasses,i saw they like it,another thing when i did 3th pose i said to them the best draw will get surprise,and the girl who draw the best(funniest)get massage 2 min shoulder or feet(girl decided which one want)i just saw they liked as well..........later i just think about it maybe some women wants not drawing nude male,but want meet in house,and get served by man tea coffe polish traditional food some massage(for fun)wash dishes etc.not nude... maybe clothed!!half clothed!!....its just idea....that reason i put thread here, just i wanted know if is requested that kind of thing for tired(or not tired) iris(not onlo for irish) women.and its really serious thread and i hope will be serios answers, my email jackmeath gmail.com for them who is interested.


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    You're an entrepreneur Poitr, initiative is to be congratulated.

    There are other services that ladies love. You might consider offering those.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 jackmeath


    thank you, just want to ask here if that kind of thing is requested by women.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Wear snickers pants and I'll hire you to empty the dishwasher


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 jackmeath


    its joke?haha


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,514 ✭✭✭bee06


    Honest answer is I wouldn't find it very relaxing having some random stranger waiting on me, giving massages etc even when they were dressed. It all seems a bit strange and sleazy. I'm sure there are women out there who would be into a semi naked waiter or whatever, the same women who would book a stripper for a hen but definitely not for me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 jackmeath


    thank you for clear answer.N


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,691 ✭✭✭failinis


    bee06 wrote: »
    Honest answer is I wouldn't find it very relaxing having some random stranger waiting on me, giving massages etc even when they were dressed. It all seems a bit strange and sleazy. I'm sure there are women out there who would be into a semi naked waiter or whatever, the same women who would book a stripper for a hen but definitely not for me.

    I feel the same - I do see a market for doing such things for hen nights/birthdays but outside of that its kind of ... no, uncomfortable.

    If Jackmeath just wants to be nude in front of people - art models the way :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,023 ✭✭✭Donal55


    bee06 wrote: »
    Honest answer is I wouldn't find it very relaxing having some random stranger waiting on me, giving massages etc even when they were dressed. It all seems a bit strange and sleazy. I'm sure there are women out there who would be into a semi naked waiter or whatever, the same women who would book a stripper for a hen but definitely not for me.

    You don't know what your missing!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,514 ✭✭✭bee06


    Donal55 wrote: »
    You don't know what your missing!

    I can live with that. If I need a semi naked man to serve me tea I'll ask my husband.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 jackmeath


    no...jackmeath just wants to make women get relaxed,make them enjoyed time....not nude!!!clothed or half clothed!!I SAY AGAIN woman decide what i wear!!!!to make female feel comfortable!!sometimes where few females friends meet eachother they drink coffee tea eating snack then washing dishes....but while 1 person can do that intead them.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    bee06 wrote: »
    Honest answer is I wouldn't find it very relaxing having some random stranger waiting on me, giving massages etc even when they were dressed. It all seems a bit strange and sleazy. I'm sure there are women out there who would be into a semi naked waiter or whatever, the same women who would book a stripper for a hen but definitely not for me.

    But you will have funny and be relax with cheeky massage and polish foods


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 jackmeath


    bee06 thanks for answer


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,514 ✭✭✭bee06


    But you will have funny and be relax with cheeky massage and polish foods

    Wait, you've sold it to me now!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 jackmeath


    senor and she can be with few her friends


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    jackmeath wrote: »
    senor and she can be with few her friends

    Are you hiring?

    Ive got Fancy Pants!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 jackmeath


    bee06 you can be with your female friends


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    jackmeath wrote: »
    bee06 you can be with your female friends

    Why cant she have male friends along?

    Are you some sort of "ist"?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 jackmeath


    if she wants....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,514 ✭✭✭bee06


    Are you hiring?

    Ive got Fancy Pants!

    Would you do Mexican food? I love Mexican food.

    Or are you a Spanish Senor?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    jackmeath wrote: »
    if she wants....

    Is that extra?

    How much are you charging for this service?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    jackmeath wrote: »
    not for only 1 woman,for women i think in house would be 3-10 women,and they would just spend time funny,laughed maybe, most important they should feel relaxed.

    As someone else said, for a hen night maybe, you might survive it! Otherwise just get 4 or 5 women together with tea or a bottle or two of wine and they will do loads of laughing and relaxing, no need for cheeky waiters :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    bee06 wrote: »
    Would you do Mexican food? I love Mexican food.

    Or are you a Spanish Senor?

    Im a little from column A and a little from column Si.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 jackmeath


    everything sounds diffrent,strange ,when we talking about it and everything looks diffrent when is live,the same with my drawing session,one time happend i did life drawing for group females(40 age around)and....i met female friend who i work 5 years ago and she behaves normaly even she posed with me 1 drawing for girls she was brave enough....i remember her 5 years ago as gloomy housewife!!!!.i would never expect!!!!! that i met her in that place(life drawing)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 941 ✭✭✭Ciderswigger


    Are we feeding the trolls theses days?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 jackmeath


    If you asking seriously about it, do i can make spanish or mexican food.yes i can.1 spanish and 1 mexican food i can prepare,like i said.i can do that clothed or half clothed,always woman decide!!!!......again i can compare with my experince as life model...another time, girl who orgonise hen came to me and told me that bride is very shy and can i do poses with her but not so brave....i said ok no problem...respect is the most important...some people like this some others...


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