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Life draw model+extra special idea

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  • 26-11-2016 11:23am
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    Registered Users Posts: 19


    Hi im polish man, im 30,i live here 7 years ,few months ago i start earn extra money as life draw model(birthdays,hens etc).What you think about man ,who works like that?Another question is, i have funny!!really funny idea for tea party,afternoon ladies chat etc ,but i dont know does Irish women would like that kind of entertainment what i could offer for them offer its really funny and ladies should enjoyed that.I would appreciate it if any Laddies could answer.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    What type of polish are you offering these women?

    Shoe? Furniture? Car?


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,721 ✭✭✭✭CianRyan


    I have to say, if your name is Jack and you live in Meath, I'd find your Polish accent really surprising.


  • Registered Users Posts: 19 jackmeath


    hi jackmeath its only nickname my real name is peter(piotr),sec thing my english its not soo perfect,sorry.


  • Registered Users Posts: 19 jackmeath


    polish i meant im from poland and i living here.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 664 ✭✭✭9or10


    I don't think simply leaving out the definite or indefinite article qualifies as speaking like a Pole.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I dont think about man like that


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,324 ✭✭✭JustAThought


    jackmeath wrote: »
    polish i meant im from poland and i living here.

    Capital P so!!

    Well I guess it would depend on your idea and your market. Like many things people go on personal recommendation & referrals - if it's good and you advertise right or it goes to interested people it may be a success! Has the era of strip-a-grams & kinky policemen not ended in the early 90's!?

    Having said that anonymity is also a good thing - if you are here 7 years people will know you. If you marry &/or want a long term relationship do you want to be known as the Polish guy who will do anything for a few quid or who takes his clothes off for money?


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    A naked Polish man who wants to come to my home with an "extra nice idea".

    Sign me up!!


    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    jackmeath wrote: »
    hi jackmeath its only nickname my real name is peter(piotr),sec thing my english its not soo perfect,sorry.

    Not even after 7 years??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Fleawuss


    Ho. Ho. Ho.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 17,518 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    jackmeath wrote: »
    i have funny!!really funny idea for tea party,afternoon ladies chat etc ,but i dont know does Irish women would like that kind of entertainment

    Swan disappearing act?


  • Registered Users Posts: 19 jackmeath


    Hi my idea is tea party,ladies chatting afternoon and me i can serve tea or coffee at their house,i can prepare small traditional polish food and serve it,while ladies chating i can do even qiuck shoulder or even feet massage.just for fun.I think females need sometimes get relaxed,funny spending time,1h forget about problems,in the end i can wash dishes after tea party.Another thing is my clothes.i can wear only jeans pants,boxers or only funny apron(i have few)(if really ladies require i can do nude).Its only idea.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Foot massage wearing an apron? Is this idea from a scene in porn? I don't even like touching my own feet


  • Registered Users Posts: 19 jackmeath


    i can remove feet massage just only shoolder massage,like i said if ladies require me in jeans (no apron!!)and only shoulder massage its ok rest of them era only ideas,they hire me and they decide! most important thing is Women have to feel comfortable.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    You want women to pay you for hosting a sexy tea party?

    Take a number fcukface.


  • Registered Users Posts: 19 jackmeath


    you say sexy tea party not me im not think like that


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    jackmeath wrote: »
    you say sexy tea party not me im not think like that

    You want to massage women and are prepared to wear as little as a novelty apron.

    Nothing at all sexy about that.

    Creepy tea party then....that better?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    You want to massage women and are prepared to wear as little as a novelty apron.

    Nothing at all sexy about that.

    Creepy tea party then....that better?

    I'm picturing a polish johnny Vegas


  • Registered Users Posts: 19 jackmeath


    i can.... but they can choose!!!for example i can prepare food,serve tea cooffe,wash dishes after... only in jeans pants!! or even full clothed!!! if they want its no problem!!!but i know some women,depend of age, want when guy is half nude,and its not about porn!! or sex something!!!im not kind person like that... but only just for fun!!!some of them likes full clothed i think


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    Put up an Ad on Adverts.

    Best of luck Piotr.....


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,224 ✭✭✭emo72


    Let's be honest lads, is there anything sexier for an Irish woman, than watching her man washing the dishes? I think not.


  • Registered Users Posts: 19 jackmeath


    not for only 1 woman,for women i think in house would be 3-10 women,and they would just spend time funny,laughed maybe, most important they should feel relaxed.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,691 ✭✭✭failinis


    I have to say, you can make decent enough money as an artists life model.
    Friends with many and some charge £50-£80 for private life drawings at your studio, or you can get a small weekly income if you can join as an art school model.
    I do think you need to join some association though.
    It is a talent to sit still for long and hold poses as well, you need to be good at that.

    Thats as a professional model but if you want to do a more "hen night" stuff then just try and get your name out. Once you do a few and are good then word will spread locally like "do you know what would be good for that hen night, I heard of this guy in meath" etc.

    Or do both, professional artists model and then maybe every so often the hen night idea.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,489 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    Many years ago when I was in college, I met the band Danzig on the Ha'penny Bridge, as they wandered around. They're not from Gdańsk.

    However, one of my favourite bands, Laibach, really are from Ljubljana.


  • Registered Users Posts: 19 jackmeath


    HI i pose as life draw model (birthdays.hens)i just start it.(i dont know where apply for artists life model)after few sessions as model i just push some ideas.(not only standing like STATUE)i saw girls drinks proseco,wine while they drawing, during changing poses(4-5 per session)i pour them to glasses,i saw they like it,another thing when i did 3th pose i said to them the best draw will get surprise,and the girl who draw the best(funniest)get massage 2 min shoulder or feet(girl decided which one want)i just saw they liked as well..........later i just think about it maybe some women wants not drawing nude male,but want meet in house,and get served by man tea coffe polish traditional food some massage(for fun)wash dishes etc.not nude... maybe clothed!!half clothed!!....its just idea....that reason i put thread here, just i wanted know if is requested that kind of thing for tired(or not tired) iris(not onlo for irish) women.and its really serious thread and i hope will be serios answers, my email jackmeath gmail.com for them who is interested.


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    You're an entrepreneur Poitr, initiative is to be congratulated.

    There are other services that ladies love. You might consider offering those.


  • Registered Users Posts: 19 jackmeath


    thank you, just want to ask here if that kind of thing is requested by women.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Wear snickers pants and I'll hire you to empty the dishwasher


  • Registered Users Posts: 19 jackmeath


    its joke?haha


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,514 ✭✭✭bee06


    Honest answer is I wouldn't find it very relaxing having some random stranger waiting on me, giving massages etc even when they were dressed. It all seems a bit strange and sleazy. I'm sure there are women out there who would be into a semi naked waiter or whatever, the same women who would book a stripper for a hen but definitely not for me.


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