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Two truths and a lie

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    #92
    [Deleted User]
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    I was in hospital for my first 2 birthdays

    I dropped out of college 2 times

    Ive owned 2 cars


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    #93
    robyntmorton
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    I took command of an airplane over the states (we survived)

    My previous 2 relationships have been long distance (international)

    I've sat on a runway in Dublin, playing with the engines of a Ryanair jet.


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    #94
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    robyntmorton wrote: »
    I took command of an airplane over the states (we survived)

    My previous 2 relationships have been long distance (international)

    I've sat on a runway in Dublin, playing with the engines of a Ryanair jet.

    C


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    #95
    andy125
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    I was in hospital for my first 2 birthdays

    I dropped out of college 2 times

    Ive owned 2 cars

    c


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    #96
    mansize
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    I was in hospital for my first 2 birthdays

    I dropped out of college 2 times

    Ive owned 2 cars

    C reckon its more than 2


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    #97
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    andy125 wrote: »
    c

    Correctamoondo


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    #98
    robyntmorton
    Registered Users Posts: 4,263 ✭✭✭robyntmorton


    Deleted User wrote: »
    C

    That is in fact true, when I was doing work experience at the age of 16. I also wired the emergency lighting system, and fitted the pilot's oxygen masks.

    DISCLAIMER: Ryanair no longer have that plane. It now flies in Peru.


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    #99
    mansize
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    mansize wrote: »
    I have had had 9 new iPhones
    I got them the day they were released in Ireland
    I've never owned an android phone

    :confused:


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    #100
    robyntmorton
    Registered Users Posts: 4,263 ✭✭✭robyntmorton


    mansize wrote: »
    :confused:

    A, if we base it on the standard 2 year contract, there would be some gaps.


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    #101
    mansize
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    robyntmorton wrote: »
    A, if we base it on the standard 2 year contract, there would be some gaps.

    No, I've owned every iPhone (except 5c/se) inception there was since 3G :D


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    #102
    robyntmorton
    Registered Users Posts: 4,263 ✭✭✭robyntmorton


    mansize wrote: »
    No, I've owned every iPhone (except 5c/se) inception there was since 3G :D

    I'm going to have to think this through:

    That dedicated to Apple that you have had 9 iPhones, would lead me to believe you are dedicated enough to get them on release day.

    That means I will need your Apple fanboy membership card, as you did once own an Android phone.

    On the other hand, the known supply issues surrounding apple new releases means a possible delay in getting a phone, and no self respecting Apple fan would ever look cockeyed at an android. THIS IS THE ANSWER!


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    #103
    mansize
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    robyntmorton wrote: »
    I'm going to have to think this through:

    That dedicated to Apple that you have had 9 iPhones, would lead me to believe you are dedicated enough to get them on release day.

    That means I will need your Apple fanboy membership card, as you did once own an Android phone.

    On the other hand, the known supply issues surrounding apple new releases means a possible delay in getting a phone, and no self respecting Apple fan would ever look cockeyed at an android. THIS IS THE ANSWER!

    It's C. I bought a cheap android in the UK used it as a mobile hotspot for my iPhone lol


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    #104
    robyntmorton
    Registered Users Posts: 4,263 ✭✭✭robyntmorton


    mansize wrote: »
    It's C. I bought a cheap android in the UK used it as a mobile hotspot for my iPhone lol

    SACRILEGE! But, you got me!


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    #105
    robyntmorton
    Registered Users Posts: 4,263 ✭✭✭robyntmorton


    robyntmorton wrote: »
    I took command of an airplane over the states (we survived)

    My previous 2 relationships have been long distance (international)

    I've sat on a runway in Dublin, playing with the engines of a Ryanair jet.

    We know C is true, so take a stab at it:

    Am I the secret airplane captain?
    Do I really not believe in local love?


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    #106
    andy125
    Registered Users Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭andy125


    robyntmorton wrote: »
    We know C is true, so take a stab at it:

    Am I the secret airplane captain?
    Do I really not believe in local love?

    A is the lie


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    #107
    Tigger
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    ive been beaten up by the gaurds
    i once put a garda out of my car for being unattractive
    iv beaten up a gaurd


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    #108
    andy125
    Registered Users Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭andy125


    Tigger wrote: »
    ive been beaten up by the gaurds
    i once put a garda out of my car for being unattractive
    iv beaten up a gaurd

    b


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    #109
    robyntmorton
    Registered Users Posts: 4,263 ✭✭✭robyntmorton


    andy125 wrote: »
    A is the lie

    A is the lie. I was in control of the plane, but I was not in command. There was an instructor in the seat next to me, who said "you know what you're doing, off you go"


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    #110
    mansize
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    robyntmorton wrote: »
    We know C is true, so take a stab at it:

    Am I the secret airplane captain?
    Do I really not believe in local love?

    A it's A


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    #111
    robyntmorton
    Registered Users Posts: 4,263 ✭✭✭robyntmorton


    Tigger wrote: »
    ive been beaten up by the gaurds
    i once put a garda out of my car for being unattractive
    iv beaten up a gaurd

    C, but I presume it was when you were younger, and they were not a guard at the time.


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    #112
    mansize
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    Tigger wrote: »
    ive been beaten up by the gaurds
    i once put a garda out of my car for being unattractive
    iv beaten up a gaurd

    B


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    #113
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,707 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    andy125 wrote: »
    b

    ah b is the most interesting story
    bunch (5) of gaurds hopped in my taxi (i used to have a taxi)
    i said hey only 4 in here
    they all falshed the badges and said we are gurds
    i said if i crash you'll turn on me me so one has to get out" wgere are we going "
    the said they are going to a party they heard about nd i said we;ll he might as well stay here cos he' not getting any
    it turned out he was my local seargent


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    #114
    robyntmorton
    Registered Users Posts: 4,263 ✭✭✭robyntmorton


    Okay, that is a good story!


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    #115
    Tigger
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    robyntmorton wrote: »
    C, but I presume it was when you were younger, and they were not a guard at the time.
    yeah i was younger
    every thing ive done i was younger
    i was younger when i wrote this :)

    i you aint a gaurd you aint a gaurd
    no its a
    my mate ws arested and i went up to the abrricks to ask to see him cos they were being a bit rough with him
    the guy behind the desk attacked me while i could here my mate screaming in the cells
    i floored himand then loads more appeared but they didnt touch me just cuffed me and processed me


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    #116
    mansize
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    Good stories tigger.

    My wake up time is 8am
    My bed time is 9pm
    I sleep in a single bed


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    #117
    Tigger
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    mansize wrote: »
    Good stories tigger.

    My wake up time is 8am
    My bed time is 9pm
    I sleep in a single bed

    its 23-34 so b

    but i think c


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    #118
    mansize
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    Tigger wrote: »
    its 23-34 so b

    but i think c

    C.

    Bed time is 9, sleep time could be anytime lol


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    #119
    Tigger
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    mansize wrote: »
    Good stories tigger.

    My wake up time is 8am
    My bed time is 9pm
    I sleep in a single bed

    yeah i thougt the oranges in a bag were comming :eek:


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    #120
    mansize
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    Tigger wrote: »
    yeah i thougt the oranges in a bag were comming :eek:

    ???


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    #121
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,707 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    mansize wrote: »
    C.

    Bed time is 9, sleep time could be anytime lol

    i'm always late
    i'm afaid f heights
    i don't believe in God


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