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Two truths and a lie

  • 16-11-2016 9:55pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,994 ✭✭✭


    1) I have previously represented Ireland at a science competition.
    2) I named my pet goldfish Posh and Becks.
    3) My favourite food is beetroot.


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,388 ✭✭✭✭Jayop


    I'm assuming I pick the lie?

    I reckon nobodies favourite food is beetroot.


    1) I was interviewed by Gerry Ryan on School Around The Corner in the 90's.
    2) I have a supernumerary (third) nipple
    3) I detest Ketchup, Mayonnaise and Brown Sauce


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,994 ✭✭✭sullivlo


    ^correct. I would rather go hungry than eat beetroot.

    I'm gonna guess that you don't have a third nipple.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,388 ✭✭✭✭Jayop


    sullivlo wrote: »
    ^correct. I would rather go hungry than eat beetroot.

    I'm gonna guess that you don't have a third nipple.

    I could share a photo of it if you like...
    but I'd have to photoshop in a third nipple so you are correct!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    sullivlo wrote: »
    1) I have previously represented Ireland at a science competition.
    2) I named my pet goldfish Posh and Becks.
    3) My favourite food is beetroot.

    lol which comp
    one gold fish or two
    fresh or pickled


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    oh its just straight probabalitioes

    ive been in a jail
    i have two degrees that i paid for by dealing drugs
    i killed a man in self dfence


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,388 ✭✭✭✭Jayop


    I'm going to say the last one is a lie.:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    I won the nobel prize
    I've had brain surgery 4 times
    I love baked beans


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,994 ✭✭✭sullivlo


    mansize wrote: »
    I won the nobel prize
    I've had brain surgery 4 times
    I love baked beans

    Are we allowed follow up questions?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    Jayop wrote: »
    I'm going to say the last one is a lie.:eek:

    correct
    this is fum


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    sullivlo wrote: »
    Are we allowed follow up questions?

    ?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    mansize wrote: »
    I won the nobel prize
    I've had brain surgery 4 times
    I love baked beans

    its a nobel prse not the
    so no nobel prise


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    Tigger wrote: »
    its a nobel prse not the
    so no nobel prise

    Dolan, plz


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Oooh a game :)

    When I was a little girl I would hide in a corner when visitors appeared.
    I am divorced
    Sometimes I have crazy evil thoughts that stop me in my tracks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    Oooh a game :)

    When I was a little girl I would hide in a corner when visitors appeared.
    I am divorced
    Sometimes I have crazy evil thoughts that stop me in my tracks.

    you are seperated not divorced


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,894 ✭✭✭Triceratops Ballet


    When I was a little girl I would hide in a corner when visitors appeared. I am divorced Sometimes I have crazy evil thoughts that stop me in my tracks.

    Not divorced?


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I am not divorced or separated as I've never been married :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    Oooh a game :)

    When I was a little girl I would hide in a corner when visitors appeared.
    I am divorced
    Sometimes I have crazy evil thoughts that stop me in my tracks.

    I'd say middle one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    Tigger wrote: »
    its a nobel prse not the
    so no nobel prise

    Wrong. Citizens of EU won Nobel Prize so try again!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    My favourite colour is blue
    I own my own house
    I dont drive


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    i want to know what mansizes answer is
    i enjoy cofffee
    i have 4 motorbikes


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    mansize wrote: »
    Wrong. Citizens of EU won Nobel Prize so try again!

    beans


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    Tigger wrote: »
    i want to know what mansizes answer is
    i enjoy cofffee
    i have 4 motorbikes

    you don't like coffee

    My answer is Baked Beans- I HATE them!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    mansize wrote: »
    My favourite colour is blue
    I own my own house
    I dont drive

    blue

    based on seizures meaning you are classified epilitic and you probably own a house


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    mansize wrote: »
    you don't like coffee

    My answer is Baked Beans- I HATE them!!!

    yup


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    Tigger wrote: »
    blue

    based on seizures meaning you are classified epilitic and you probably own a house

    No


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    mansize wrote: »
    No

    house?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    Tigger wrote: »
    house?

    X

    I don't drive.

    (must come as a shock to a chap with 4 bikes)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,591 ✭✭✭andy125


    1) i was expelled from school

    2) saved a kitten from being road kill last week

    3) pooped my pants on the bus


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    andy125 wrote: »
    1) i was expelled from school

    2) saved a kitten from being road kill last week

    3) pooped my pants on the bus

    You weren't expelled.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    andy125 wrote: »
    1) i was expelled from school

    2) saved a kitten from being road kill last week

    3) pooped my pants on the bus

    bus

    i cant spel
    i was expelled from school
    i was a straight a student


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    mansize wrote: »
    You weren't expelled.

    he was
    look at him


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,591 ✭✭✭andy125


    Tigger wrote: »
    he was
    look at him

    correct sir


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    my favorite film is goodfellas
    my favorite band is suicidal tendencies
    my favorite food is rib eye steak


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    Tigger wrote: »
    bus

    i cant spel
    i was expelled from school
    i was a straight a student

    A


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    andy125 wrote: »
    correct sir

    education sytem causes highly intelligent people to rebel because they feel they dont fit in while they should cually fit in better


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    Tigger wrote: »
    my favorite film is goodfellas
    my favorite band is suicidal tendencies
    my favorite food is rib eye steak

    A?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    I have a cat called Kylie
    I have a cat called Danny
    I have a cat called Sandy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    mansize wrote: »
    A

    toio easy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,591 ✭✭✭andy125


    mansize wrote: »
    I have a cat called Kylie
    I have a cat called Danny
    I have a cat called Sandy

    A


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Tigger wrote: »
    education sytem causes highly intelligent people to rebel because they feel they dont fit in while they should cually fit in better

    The lie is that you can't spell.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    andy125 wrote: »
    A

    Nope


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    mansize wrote: »
    A?

    correct i tell people its goodfellas its acually the breakfast club

    well played


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    andy125 wrote: »
    A

    i would have said a as the other two are from greece

    so c


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    My favourite film is fight club
    The first Album I bought was Definitely Maybe
    My favourite Book is 1984


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    The lie is that you can't spell.

    yes i can spell
    howeve i know my times tables up to 30


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    Tigger wrote: »
    i would have said a as the other two are from greece

    so c

    Bingo!

    Kylie was named when I adopted her.

    Danny is a boy so I spelled it Danny.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    mansize wrote: »
    My favourite film is fight club
    The first Album I bought was Definitely Maybe
    My favourite Book is 1984

    bought
    if your favorite film is fight club you favorite book should also fight club
    so a or c
    i'll say a


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    mansize wrote: »
    Bingo!

    Kylie was named when I adopted her.

    Danny is a boy so I spelled it Danny.

    danni is kylies sister


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    i am currently bettering myself by learning my 31 imes tables
    i cut my sons umbilicale cord
    i am 41 years old


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    Tigger wrote: »
    i am currently bettering myself by learning my 31 imes tables
    i cut my sons umbilicale cord
    i am 41 years old

    31 times tables


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