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Weirdest thing to happen during sex.

  • 21-08-2016 8:08pm
    #1
    john the one
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,750 ✭✭✭


    Just as the title says, whats the weirdest thing you have done or had happen sexually?

    I had a 4 ball in a bathroom of a friends house, that was great. Also in the back of a 7 seater taxi, got a finger up my bum :):)

    Entertain me....


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  • #2
    SoulTrader
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 850 ✭✭✭SoulTrader


    john the one wrote: »
    Just as the title says, whats the weirdest thing you have done or had happen sexually?

    I had a 4 ball in a bathroom of a friends house, that was great. Also in the back of a 7 seater taxi, got a finger up my bum :):)

    Entertain me....


    I'm not putting my finger anywhere near you, Sir.


  • #3
    me_irl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭me_irl


    john the one wrote: »
    Entertain me....

    You mean "give me scandalous stories I can yank me chain to".

    G'way outta that perv!


  • #4
    KERSPLAT!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    Golf in a bathroom!? :eek:


  • #5
    MRnotlob606
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    I am just a loser and will never have sex. I will live in an ivory tower in a Bavarian village surrounded by mute clowns and will resort to autocanibalism to expire.


  • #6
    Fleawuss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Fleawuss


    The reverend mother burst in.


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  • #7
    DontThankMe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭DontThankMe


    She whipped out a strap on and said "now it's my turn to fvck you bend over!"


  • #8
    Arcade_Tryer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,021 ✭✭✭Arcade_Tryer


    Weird sex.


  • #9
    Moo Moo Land
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭Moo Moo Land


    john the one wrote: »
    I had a 4 ball in a bathroom of a friends house

    Ok, what is a 4 ball?


  • #10
    Donald Trump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,327 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    Moo Moo Land wrote: »
    john the one wrote: »
    I had a 4 ball in a bathroom of a friends house

    Ok, what is a 4 ball?


    Think of it as a two-for-the-price-of-one 2-ball


  • #11
    Donald Trump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,327 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    Moo Moo Land wrote: »
    john the one wrote: »
    I had a 4 ball in a bathroom of a friends house

    Ok, what is a 4 ball?


    OP had two fellas put their mickeys inside him at the same time


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  • #12
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,285 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    She appeared to enjoy it. That was well freaky.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #13
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,484 ✭✭✭Archeron


    I thought she was telling me a secret when she went pssst, but it was actually the air leaking out.


  • #14
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Wibbs wrote: »
    She appeared to enjoy it. That was well freaky.

    Could be a female spider or preying mantis in disguise. Beware she may eat you for dinner!!


  • #15
    Stigura
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,602 ✭✭✭Stigura


    Fcuk it; Ye wouldn't believe me anyway :rolleyes:


  • #16
    Alf Veedersane
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,737 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    KERSPLAT! wrote: »
    Golf in a bathroom!? :eek:

    Rider Cup, innit


  • #17
    Moo Moo Land
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭Moo Moo Land


    Donald Trump wrote: »
    OP had two fellas put their mickeys inside him at the same time

    They can do that nowadays :) Aint that cosy.


  • #18
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    We were away for a weekend, and getting down to business and someone cheered outside our room. Bit morto!


  • #19
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Seriously, wtf is a four ball, or have I just lived a sheltered life?


  • #20
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,996 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Mint Sauce wrote: »
    Seriously, wtf is a four ball, or have I just lived a sheltered life?

    Could be another name for a Devil's Threesome, that's my guess.


  • #21
    Essien
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Essien


    Mint Sauce wrote: »
    Seriously, wtf is a four ball, or have I just lived a sheltered life?

    A reference to the number of balls in play at the time: 1 lad = 2 balls.

    It means OP had a great time in the bathroom with another lad.


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  • #22
    Gwynplaine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,909 ✭✭✭Gwynplaine


    Farting while being fellated. The 2 DO NOT go together.


  • #23
    SpaceCowb0y
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭SpaceCowb0y


    10:02am... and already that's enough internet for today!


  • #24
    GBX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,980 ✭✭✭✭GBX


    Gwynplaine wrote: »
    Farting while being fellated. The 2 DO NOT go together.

    Or try blame the felator .. feign disgust and tell them they will have to start again to make it all better.


  • #25
    bmwguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,006 ✭✭✭bmwguy


    Mint Sauce wrote: »
    Seriously, wtf is a four ball, or have I just lived a sheltered life?

    I imagine op was being anally and orally penetrated while giving a wristy.


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